Voyage to the Unknown

[Star Finder]

I ask you all to pray for me.

I don't know why exactly, because I don't really believe in any Christian prayers and I prefer to rely on sacrificed goats and many bottles of wine to auger a fine future for my journeys.

But I don't have any goats and I was unable to catch a cat, sadly. and all I have left is about a 1/4 bottle of Jim Beam so I can't actually waste any of that. But I ask for your incantations of success because I really need them.

Some of you may know that I was an expert in waste management in my younger years, which also included a trip to California before I wound up in Staten Island near the mall, which is right on top of the largest landfill in the world.

Well now I have been asked by David de Rothschild to help him on his voyage of discovery in the Pacific. I leave today and expect to sail on the Plastiki as soon as I arrive. Due to my extensive knowledge of plastic drink containers, I was selected from over 15,000 candidates to have the task of identifying each and every plastic bottle collected during the journey.

I may not be able to log in that often, so Bon Voyage to ME and I will see you in Hel when that time comes.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Don't worry, I'll pray alright.

I'll pray that you get caught in a typhoon in the South Pacific ocean and that your boat capsizes and that you become dinner for some blue and oceanic whitetip sharks.

[Nobar King]

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Leave it to a couple of hippies to call going to the world's largest gargbage dump an 'adventure'.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Leave it to a couple of hippies to call going to the world's largest gargbage dump an 'adventure'.

Honestly, I think these guys are going to be too stoned to even navigate out of the harbor....

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Honestly, I think these guys are going to be too stoned to even navigate out of the harbor....

Probably not too stoned to find each others privy parts though . . . .

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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I would pray for you Star Finder, but as I am a proud atheist, I won't. However, I commend you for raising awareness in the online community about global ecological issues. Plastic should be banned. We can live in a world without plastic, perfectly fine. Plastic was invented by snobby, racist white people and it reflects their personalities: cheap, fake, manufactured, and destructive.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Those depraved plastic abominations you and your Lezbean coven members impale each other with are OK though.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like. Also, we do not focus so much on penetration as it is reminiscient of heterosexuality, so instead most of our play is done orally.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like. Also, we do not focus so much on penetration as it is reminiscient of heterosexuality, so instead most of our play is done orally.

Vile Abominatrix !!!

[Star Finder]

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EXCUSE ME!!!

This is not one of your comical SEX threads where you all boast about what WOULD have happened IF you had ever anything remotely like that happen to you....

Please send me on my way with good wishes. I am sure the ship will leave the harbor any moment now.

Plastic should be banned

as the only job in the last five years other than catching un-shot skeet discs on the Landover shooting range has been picking up plastic bottles I cannot agree with you.

If I ever had any children, or could have any children, I would want them to have the same opportunities I did...

[Bobby-Joe]

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EXCUSE ME!!!

This is not one of your comical SEX threads where you all boast about what WOULD have happened IF you had ever anything remotely like that happen to you....

Please send me on my way with good wishes. I am sure the ship will leave the harbor any moment now.

Good luck to you Star Finder, if there ever was a man meant to float out into the Pacific Ocean on a boat made of garbage, it is you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Good luck to you Star Finder, if there ever was a man meant to float out into the Pacific Ocean on a boat made of garbage, it is you.

Amen Brother BJ.

And don't forget that we are still accepting bets at the Landover bookie Financial Analyst Office on how many days, hours and minutes this unsaved fool is going to last on the water. Whosoever shall guess the exact number correctly will win lunch with the True Christian(tm) pastor of their choice.

[Star Finder]

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I've made it to San Francisco!!

Unfortunately I don't know if I am in the right location....



I think this was the address of the ship.... well at least my talents will not be wasted...

[Robert Hutchins]

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Look through that trash, hippy. I'm sure there are some used needles you can use to inject marijuana.

[Star Finder]

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I do not inject marijana. that's silly.

they do have a wide variety of medicinal teas here in california..