Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

[Rachel_Pierce]

Friends,

I was shocked and upset to read of the terrible hardships poor Pastor Bob is suffering during this terrible economic crisis!

Yes, he tells us on his website of how, without some sort of financial miracle, his Church may soon no longer exist!

That is why he is offering, at a bargain price of $500 (- $10,000 depending on your circumstances), that he will personally meet you on a one-to-one basis. Shout Glory! (You can even enroll in his “Find the person God Meant You to Be!” Program for a reduced price of $2,700! Praise!)

Pastor Bob is a very busy man doing the Lord's work, and, in the past 30 days he's personally ministered over 100 hours of Private deliverance sessions at $500 per hour. He's also travelled to six cities and held more than a dozen seminars, and his DWJD® deliverance teams prayed personally with 1,000 desperate souls at a cut-price rate. But that isn't enough! That only goes a short way to doing the Lord's work, and he needs more money for his Church to stay afloat!

Please help him! He needs your prayers and more money! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! By sending him a financial donation of $100, $500, $1,000, $10,000 or more, he will be able to continue doing great work for the Lord!

DON'T LISTEN TO THE DOUBTERS AND LIARS! BOB LARSON NEEDS OUR HELP!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

Looks like a liberal hippy to me. I didn't see a single Bible quotation on his page!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

Looks like a liberal hippy to me. I didn't see a single Bible quotation on his page!

I saw one, 2 Corinthians 9:11. He doesn't appear to be quoting from a KJV, however. Or maybe he thinks he can paraphrase God's Word.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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At Landover Baptist, the True Christian(tm) Pastors here don't charge a red cent for our minisrations. We ask for donations of course, but for those who cannot afford to pay, we simply point out the applicable Scripture.

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

You see? God's Holy Word provides the answer for every situation. If you are destitute, Tithe everything.

Jesus will provide.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

Friends,

I was shocked and upset to read of the terrible hardships poor Pastor Bob is suffering during this terrible economic crisis!

Yes, he tells us on his website of how, without some sort of financial miracle, his Church may soon no longer exist!

That is why he is offering, at a bargain price of $500 (- $10,000 depending on your circumstances), that he will personally meet you on a one-to-one basis. Shout Glory! (You can even enroll in his “Find the person God Meant You to Be!” Program for a reduced price of $2,700! Praise!)

Pastor Bob is a very busy man doing the Lord's work, and, in the past 30 days he's personally ministered over 100 hours of Private deliverance sessions at $500 per hour. He's also travelled to six cities and held more than a dozen seminars, and his DWJD® deliverance teams prayed personally with 1,000 desperate souls at a cut-price rate. But that isn't enough! That only goes a short way to doing the Lord's work, and he needs more money for his Church to stay afloat!

Please help him! He needs your prayers and more money! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! By sending him a financial donation of $100, $500, $1,000, $10,000 or more, he will be able to continue doing great work for the Lord!

DON'T LISTEN TO THE DOUBTERS AND LIARS! BOB LARSON NEEDS OUR HELP!

Well, I ain't shoutin "Glory" for nobody! Dis here sounds mo like the Joowish conspiracy, wif all this pleading fo money.
Real Christians don't have to beg fo nothin cause the Lawd provides to us wifout us even askin.

[Nobar King]

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I feel for Pastor Bob so I did the best I could and sent him 35$.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

At Landover Baptist, the True Christian™ Pastors here don't charge a red cent for our minisrations. We ask for donations of course, but for those who cannot afford to pay, we simply point out the applicable Scripture.



You see? God's Holy Word provides the answer for every situation. If you are destitute, Tithe everything.

Jesus will provide.

Pastor your so right yet again thats' what i do and look how Jesus has blest me by the way thats' my favorite passage from the Bible and i know all the pastors like it to on acount of they talk about it with me every chance they get.

[Brother Enoch]

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Pastor your so right yet again thats' what i do and look how Jesus has blest me by the way thats' my favorite passage from the Bible and i know all the pastors like it to on acount of they talk about it with me every chance they get.

That's quite an impressive sentence there, Jimmy-Roy! I'm guessing you hail from one America's fine southern States. Pleased to meet you!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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That's quite an impressive sentence there, Jimmy-Roy! I'm guessing you hail from one America's fine southern States. Pleased to meet you!

Or perhaps he be from Pennsylvania

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

That's quite an impressive sentence there, Jimmy-Roy! I'm guessing you hail from one America's fine southern States. Pleased to meet you!

Hi their mr avatar pleased to meet you to im a native of Freehold and a proud product of home schooling and the Landover Baptist vo tech academy except for i never gradated from the vo tech.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Please Pray for Pastor Bob Larson ! HE NEEDS OUR HELP !

Now, Bob's a good friend of mine, and I hate to see his ministry suffer like this but I've warned him countless times! Bob can be a great exorcist and preacher, but he's lousy at finances. He's been through this before, and I remember our private dinner we had at Spago in Beverly Hills about 3 years back.

I told him he needs to make a few sacrifices. Stop taking the private jet on so many golf vacations. Auction off one of his Rolls-Royces. Quit buying the 1-carat diamond rings, necklaces, and earrings for the ladies on the DWJD(r) staff. Maybe take a break from adding to his extensive wine collection. I warned him that his expenditures were increasingly overtaking his donations. But, did he listen? No. "Jim, Jim..." he told me, "The Lord is taking care of me. I'm in good hands."

I hate to see a good friend suffer like this, but he shouldn't blame anybody but himself. Part of being a successful televangelist is not just being a glorious witness for Christ but also being a skilled businessman. Heck, look at what this ex-Gay had to say about Bob!

"I am writing to you to tell you THANK YOU. Several years ago I called into to TALK BACK WITH BOB LARSON. At the time I spoke with you I was involved in a very radical gay lifestyle. I must say you nailed me to the wall on some very vital points. After talking with you, God worked on me for several years and I finally accepted Jesus Christ into my life. I now have a ministry reaching out to the homosexual population. Tom"

Bob's quite the bear when it comes to homosexuals. He nails them with the truth, just like what this Ex-Gay said. The man's great at converting homers and driving out demons, but his ministry's accounting is a mess.

I would also like to remind anyone reading this that a love offering would be better spent on Landover Baptist Church or Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Ministries(r). You know the money you send to us will be in good hands meant to spread True Christianity(tm) around the globe instead of being wasted on superfluous and materialistic objects.