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  • Miss Joker
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Please pray for my Heathen soul.

    Jihad...
    I don't understand your website, you see, it seems to me that you are not following the word of the Lord. Doesn't the Lord say that we are all his children and that we should love eachother equally as he does? I'm not exactly religious... at all. But isn't this little emoticon that suggests we kill... what appear to be Arabs.. sort of anti-Christian?
  • Animal Mother
    Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
    • Dec 2009
    • 57

    #2
    Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

    That's true. But how do we love those who so bluntly refuse GOD'S word?

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    • Miss Joker
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2009
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

      They are God's children as much as we are, how can we deny them our love? The love that God gave us to give to them!

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      • Animal Mother
        Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
        • Dec 2009
        • 57

        #4
        Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

        I see the logic in what you're saying. But things aren't always that easy. In the mean time I will remember to pray that your heathen soul doesn't spend eternity in hell.

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

          Originally posted by Pvt. Joker View Post
          Doesn't the Lord say that we are all his children and that we should love eachother equally as he does?
          What is this nonsense you're spewing? God loves everyone equally? Have you read the Bible?

          Romans 9

          9For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son.
          10And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;
          11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth)
          12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
          13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
          14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid. 15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion


          I suggest you get yourself a KJV Bible ASAP, and actually read it before you make an even bigger fool out of yourself.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

            Originally posted by Pvt. Joker View Post
            Doesn't the Lord say that we are all his children and that we should love eachother equally as he does?
            Book, chapter, and verse, please.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Miss Joker
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2009
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

              I don't know, I think your Bible is very discriminatory and sows the seeds of hatred in our society.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                Originally posted by Pvt. Joker View Post
                I don't know, I think your Bible is very discriminatory and sows the seeds of hatred in our society.
                Once you begin to study the Bible, you'll see that it isn't all kittens and lollipops, as the hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" portray it to be.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                  Originally posted by Pvt. Joker View Post
                  I don't know, I think your Bible is very discriminatory and sows the seeds of hatred in our society.
                  I thought you started this thread to show us that we weren't following the Bible. That we believe something other than what the Bible says.

                  Now you've been corrected, so you find fault with God Himself?

                  Good luck with that. And enjoy Hell.

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                  • Animal Mother
                    Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 57

                    #10
                    Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                    Now what I think we need to do is help out Pvt. Joker here. He obviously lives in some atheist hellhole and hasn't been shown the light of JESUS.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #11
                      Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      Now what I think we need to do is help out Pvt. Joker here. He obviously lives in some atheist hellhole and hasn't been shown the light of JESUS.
                      What do you mean by "we?"

                      You need to worry about your own Salvation, friend. You need to repent of being a pathological liar.

                      This joker troll is moments away from being banned. The Bible tells us not to waste time with rabid fools like her.

                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Animal Mother
                        Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 57

                        #12
                        Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                        Liar...?


                        But maybe he isn't a lost cause. In every heathen is a Christian wanting out! He seems a bit more civil than a troll, perhaps he was told lies about Jesus? I know Muslims are keen on doing that kind of things and so are atheist liberals. I say we at least give this heathen a chance at salvation.

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                        • Miss Joker
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                          I'm not a woman, and I don't find fault in God, I just want to be educated! Help me, Pastors, I'm going to hell and I want to NOT.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #14
                            Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                            Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                            Liar...?
                            Yes, you are a liar. Jesus knows it and I know it.


                            Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                            But maybe he isn't a lost cause. In every heathen is a Christian wanting out! He seems a bit more civil than a troll, perhaps he was told lies about Jesus? I know Muslims are keen on doing that kind of things and so are atheist liberals. I say we at least give this heathen a chance at salvation.
                            Is he your boyfriend or something?

                            I have yet to see you post any pertinant Scripture. On any topic.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Animal Mother
                              Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 57

                              #15
                              Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

                              Oh, well I'm sorry for lying pastor. I'll pray for forgiveness tonight. Thank you for helping me realize my sins! I see now why you're such an accomplished Christian.

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