[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

Whom says I'm in a bedroom? For all you know I could be at a public library, or even in an office type room. Don't presume everything.

And I am telling you right now upfront, if that is your goal, then you are in fact wasting your time. Congratulations. The only guy here who could ever convert me is Zeke, and that's just because he's more important than you, and a better dresser I bet. That's why he's a Pastor (AKA: Admin) instead of a Mod.

And in answer to your rebuttal, why yes, yes they could. Had I lied from the start and said I was a true Christian and quoted your Bible and all that, I would have been made a Member and gotten the label TC. Only I'm a douche so I don't lie like that.

And I actually have all day as well, even into and past 7 PM. Though I'm wondering if your duties as a moderator will kick in soon and realize how far off topic we've gotten...

Now that is the most absurd "whom" of all. "Whom" is the objective form of "who". How the hell could anyone think it was an object in that sentence.

I'll also have you know that Pastor Marty was an Administrator here long ago, but against strenuous opposition insisted in demoting himself, because he could not put in the time.

You ought to keep your mewling cakehole closed until you know what you are talking about.

And yes, if Jesus thinks you should go to the pits of hell and be tormented it is natural that we Saints should revel in His will being done. When you are screaming in the torments of hell as monstrous demons violate you with barbed-wire covered tallywackers, we will look down from on high and clap our hands with glee. That another vile sinner who has rejected the Lord's great Salvation has got his just deserts would hardly be something to regret!

[Peter]

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jesus is the biggest gay in history

[Enobarbus]

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jesus is the biggest gay in history

Is that supposed to shock and horrify us? It's hardly a thoughtful and penetrating argument.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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i is the biggest gay in history

Fixed.

Wow. This has all gone pretty damn far off topic. Although for LBC, and a thread at 20 pages long, that's gotta be expected.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Well since Eno posted three times I'm not gonna bother quoting a single one or any of them so I'll just merge my responses into one post:

One I don't care if he was an administrator, the fact that he isn't now just means he couldn't handle it for some reason. If that reason was in real life, well too bad.

Two I don't really care if I misuse the word "whom" since your incessant complaints about it make you a Grammar Nazi, which are some of the most annoying people on the internet.

Three I try to show people respect, but when they say they'll enjoy watching me be raped by demons I have a hard time not thinking I'd enjoy watching them spontaneously catch fire. So how 'bout it Eno? If I told you that I would enjoy watching you be sodomized by a demon would you respect me? Probably not. I don't disrespect Marty, I just have a hard time liking someone whom insults me and then claims to find happiness in my main and violation.

But ANYWAYS, this topic is about Paris Hilton, so stay on topic plz.

[Enobarbus]

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Well since Eno posted three times I'm not gonna bother quoting a single one or any of them so I'll just merge my responses into one post:

One I don't care if he was an administrator, the fact that he isn't now just means he couldn't handle it for some reason. If that reason was in real life, well too bad.

Two I don't really care if I misuse the word "whom" since your incessant complaints about it make you a Grammar Nazi, which are some of the most annoying people on the internet.

Three I try to show people respect, but when they say they'll enjoy watching me be raped by demons I have a hard time not thinking I'd enjoy watching them spontaneously catch fire. So how 'bout it Eno? If I told you that I would enjoy watching you be sodomized by a demon would you respect me? Probably not. I don't disrespect Marty, I just have a hard time liking someone whom insults me and then claims to find happiness in my main and violation.

But ANYWAYS, this topic is about Paris Hilton, so stay on topic plz.

If Jesus had deemed that I ought to be and deserved to be sodomized by demons, then you should be happy about that happening. I would be happy to get back to Miss Hilton in my next few posts, but I don't think that it was me (or I, if you are a true grammar Nazi) who strayed from the topic. I don't say it was necessarily you either. To be honest, and I think Jesus and most reasonable people will forgive me, I can't really be bothered going back through the posts to see just how it happened.

Call me a grammar Nazi if you like, but the advice I'm giving you about "whom" is quite different from telling you not to split infinitives, end sentences with prepositions, or say "it is I", instead of "it is me". That is true grammar Nazism.

I'm doing you a favour by pointing out that your use of "whom" will make you look silly and pretentious. Even if you used it correctly, it would seem pretentious to many. Since you are using it incorrectly, you will look pretentious to those who don't know and be laughed at by those who do.

It is universally agreed amongst even prescriptivist grammar Nazis that it is better to use "who" "incorrectly" than to use "whom" incorrectly.

The only place were "whom" is mandatory in standard English these days is when it's the object of a preposition as in expressions like: "to whom it may concern", and even here "whom" is giving away to "who".

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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If Jesus had deemed that I ought to be and deserved to be sodomized by demons, then you should be happy about that happening. I would be happy to get back to Miss Hilton in my next few posts, but I don't think that it was me (or I, if you are a true grammar Nazi) who strayed from the topic. I don't say it was necessarily you either. To be honest, and I think Jesus and most reasonable people will forgive me, I can't really be bothered going back through the posts to see just how it happened.

Call me a grammar Nazi if you like, but the advice I'm giving you about "whom" is quite different from telling you not to split infinitives, end sentences with prepositions, or say "it is I", instead of "it is me". That is true grammar Nazism.

I'm doing you a favour by pointing out that your use of "whom" will make you look silly and pretentious. Even if you used it correctly, it would seem pretentious to many. Since you are using it incorrectly, you will look pretentious to those who don't know and be laughed at by those who do.

It is universally agreed amongst even prescriptivist grammar Nazis that it is better to use "who" "incorrectly" than to use "whom" incorrectly.

The only place were "whom" is mandatory in standard English these days is when it's the object of a preposition as in expressions like: "to whom it may concern", and even here "whom" is giving away to "who".

Ok, thanks for the English lesson. (it's "favor" btw)

Anyways, onto Paris! Oh joy...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Dear Eno is a NZ'er, so to him, it is favour. It's mainly the USA that spells it favor, originally the english version had a u. So, considering his locality, the way he spelled it was correct accoring to the dictionary he's using.

Anyway, as to Paris, if I see one more article about her crapping on about how she's changed and wants to help people and blah, blah, blah, I am going to PUKE.
The stupid little tart actually claimed she 'never really liked partying' and that she's 'never taken drugs'.
Come on, who does she honestly think would believe that?

[Goatski]

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Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord. We all need to pray that she gets the message. Pray extra hard.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,273693,00.html

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Can a True Progressive Christian, such as the Christians of Landover Baptist Church, be diagnosed with syphilis and still be right with your misinformed concept of Master Aberamenthos, aka Jesus Christ?

Paris Hilton has syphilis and was nicknamed "Suite Syphilis" while in prison. Get it? Hilton hotels... suite... hehehe. Those prison homosexual women can be cruel. I bet it wasn't so "suite" when the outbreaks started.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Dear Eno is a NZ'er, so to him, it is favour. It's mainly the USA that spells it favor, originally the english version had a u. So, considering his locality, the way he spelled it was correct accoring to the dictionary he's using.

Anyway, as to Paris, if I see one more article about her crapping on about how she's changed and wants to help people and blah, blah, blah, I am going to PUKE.
The stupid little tart actually claimed she 'never really liked partying' and that she's 'never taken drugs'.
Come on, who does she honestly think would believe that?

As for the spelling, fair enough geographic differences will render that a draw.

And to Paris, yeah I pretty much agree.

[Lunadea]

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Dear Eno is a NZ'er, so to him, it is favour. It's mainly the USA that spells it favor, originally the english version had a u. So, considering his locality, the way he spelled it was correct accoring to the dictionary he's using.

Anyway, as to Paris, if I see one more article about her crapping on about how she's changed and wants to help people and blah, blah, blah, I am going to PUKE.
The stupid little tart actually claimed she 'never really liked partying' and that she's 'never taken drugs'.
Come on, who does she honestly think would believe that?

Hiya, Mrs Van Thingme. How are you? I think you are being mean again Mrs Van Thingme. But I have a solution to your problem. I haven't seen any of these articles or never more than glanced at the headlines. I didn't know what she'd claimed or said until I saw articles here. I don't care what she says and don't read about it. U should try doing the same, you and these other people who can't stand her. I no nothiing about her because I don['t read the articles. Or the gossipp columns and stuff. You should read more Harry Potter instead. It's better than the bible or wican pagan stuff and just as true.

I get what news I need about the likes of Miss hilton from MySpace and YouTube.

It seems to me she's a charming and very honeset young woman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQBSmLXuYq8

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hiya, Mrs Van Thingme. How are you? I think you are being mean again Mrs Van Thingme. But I have a solution to your problem. I haven't seen any of these articles or never more than glanced at the headlines. I didn't know what she'd claimed or said until I saw articles here. I don't care what she says and don't read about it. U should try doing the same, you and these other people who can't stand her. I no nothiing about her because I don['t read the articles. Or the gossipp columns and stuff. You should read more Harry Potter instead. It's better than the bible or wican pagan stuff and just as true.

I read plenty of Harry Potter. And I know how the new book ends. Want me to tell you? Let me give you a hint....Harry Potter has to (blank) in order to (blank) in his confrontation with Voldemort.
As for it being 'as true as wiccan/pagan stuff', that's only your opinion. And seeing as you aren't omniscient yourself it remains purely that, your opinion only.

I get what news I need about the likes of Miss hilton from MySpace and YouTube.

It seems to me she's a charming and very honeset young woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQBSmLXuYq8

You sure seem obsessed with women. I take it you bat for your own team, then?

[Lunadea]

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I read plenty of Harry Potter. And I know how the new book ends. Want me to tell you? Let me give you a hint....Harry Potter has to (blank) in order to (blank) in his confrontation with Voldemort.
As for it being 'as true as wiccan/pagan stuff', that's only your opinion. And seeing as you aren't omniscient yourself it remains purely that, your opinion only.


You sure seem obsessed with women. I take it you bat for your own team, then?

By Golly, you have a point there! Its just my opinion. Gee. But isn't that the wiccan/pagan stuff is true just your opinon to?

He has to die in order to kill Voldy and save everyone else? Oh Yeah, we've all heard that one. What really happens is that he gets some bad acid from Lunar Lovegood and thinks he can fly without his broom and is killed leaping from the astronomy tower. Or he is murdered by Ron when Hermione is caught playing with his wand. Do you know if snape is really bad? And who is the other main character who gets killed?

Theres some people here who seem obsessed with Miss Hilton.

[Lunadea]

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Well I don't see it that way. Don't you agree that it would have much more convenient if she had accepted Christ from the get-go, instead of spending all those years being being a harlot and a drug addict, then finally going to prison where she no doubt spent every day locked in steamy embrace with some other nubile young lass, committing vile perversions in every position imaginable in their tiny cell, in the showers, in the prison library, the mess hall, and possibly even the warden's office?

See, Jesus could have saved her all that trouble.

Good Lord pastor Zeke do you have it on really reliable authority that is what happens in womans' prisons?

[Brother Temperance]

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No envy here. Just disgust at the way our legal system has been sold to the highest bidder.

Nonsense! The system works perfectly. Lewis Libby and Paris Hilton are free, as they should be - what more could you possibly wish for (other than the pardoning of David Berkowitz, but I'm sure that'll come sooner or later)? I suppose if you had your way, Julius Rosenberg and Leonard Peltier would be walking the streets, the MOVE house would never have been bombed, and Paris would have been given the chair. I'll never understand you bigots.

i like paris n thought she was rly good in teh simple life with nicole richie. i was sad when she went 2 jail n i cast some comfort spells 4 her n i hope they helped. i wish she became a wican instead of a christain coz its a more loving religin n we could use some1 famous like her for a spokes person.

You already have the Devil, Charley Manson, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch, isn't that enough in the way of famous spokespeople?

I didn't, in fact I started school a year early, because I wasn't a retard like inbred children, a common product of shut in groups that hide in compounds btw. So I don't really care if you believe me, you admitted on the internet that you would enjoy watching a 17 year old boy be raped by demons. That is gay, and of pedophilia.

As has been pointed out numerous times, you must be severely under-developed if you still think of yourself as a child at 17. Paedophilia (I'm using the British spelling here, before you say anything) is when a Mahommedan violates a 9-year-old girl for Allah, or when a miniature harlot like that little McCann girl catches the eye of a roving dago (are there any terms specifically used for the Portugese? I can't think of any off the top of my head, so perhaps they just have to share their slurs with the rest of the Iberian Peninsula.) If a smart-alecky 17-year-old like you gets the fiery buggery you deserve, or a Catholic schoolgirl decides to sell herself to a passing JEW in order to raise money for cigarettes and rosaries, that's just a normal part of life, as GOD intended. Why, in Canada it's legal for a 14-year-old to be penetrated by up to a dozen Frenchmen at a time, so think about that before you try backsassing God's Chosen again.

And SL, I'll ignore you for now since I can do that. I'm male.

Yes, you can ignore her for now. In the next life, when you're recieving your eternal dose of brimstone and buggery, while Sister Lateefah (if she turns out to have a soul) is receiving the Glorious Reward of shining our shoes, picking our cotton, and serving us mint juleps for eternity, she will be given a brief break once every few decades to mock your anguish at fear, and I dare say you'll find her a good deal harder to ignore her then, sonny Jim.

Absolutist much?

Very much indeed. We are absolutely dedicated to doing the will of the Almighty God, and to persecuting all those who do not follow His Commands! Praise!