[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I just learned that Paris Hilton found GOD in the slammer! And after only a few days! Sure beats out so many other (current) Good Christians who took actual weeks, if not months, to find God and/or JESUS!

Yeah, seems kinda convenient doesn't it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah, seems kinda convenient doesn't it?

Well I don't see it that way. Don't you agree that it would have much more convenient if she had accepted Christ from the get-go, instead of spending all those years being being a harlot and a drug addict, then finally going to prison where she no doubt spent every day locked in steamy embrace with some other nubile young lass, committing vile perversions in every position imaginable in their tiny cell, in the showers, in the prison library, the mess hall, and possibly even the warden's office?

See, Jesus could have saved her all that trouble.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Well I don't see it that way. Don't you agree that it would have much more convenient if she had accepted Christ from the get-go, instead of spending all those years being being a harlot and a drug addict, then finally going to prison where she no doubt spent every day locked in steamy embrace with some other nubile young lass, committing vile perversions in every position imaginable in their tiny cell, in the showers, in the prison library, the mess hall, and possibly even the warden's office?

See, Jesus could have saved her all that trouble.

You know...the scary thing is that halfway makes sense.

[Enobarbus]

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You know...the scary thing is that halfway makes sense.

What do you mean "halfway"? Satan has addled your brain, son. What Pastor Ezekiel says always makes perfect sense. He is a devout man of God and the Lord speaks straight through him. There have been times when I thought that you were not quite as silly as most of the unsaved trash here, and may even be redeemable. I hope you are not going to disappoint me, although it wouldn't be terribly surprising.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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What do you mean "halfway"? Satan has addled your brain, son. What Pastor Ezekiel says always makes perfect sense. He is a devout man of God and the Lord speaks straight through him. There have been times when I thought that you were not quite as silly as most of the unsaved trash here, and may even be redeemable. I hope you are not going to disappoint me, although it wouldn't be terribly surprising.

I said halfway because she's a waste of space. Finding God only bumps her up to a waste of time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I said halfway because she's a waste of space. Finding God only bumps her up to a waste of time.

Sweet Jesus, Brother Remy was right about you. You are a cold-blooded nazi. I guess thats what Christ killing joos have to do to assuage their horrific guilt.

We True Christians™ have more respect for women, and for all human beings, than unsaved filth like you do. Miss Hilton is a robust tither and a child of God, not a waste of space or time.

You disgust us all.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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You disgust us all.

Not all of us.

If I could use the rep system, +1 to Joo.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Sweet Jesus, Brother Remy was right about you. You are a cold-blooded nazi. I guess thats what Christ killing joos have to do to assuage their horrific guilt.

We True Christians™ have more respect for women, and for all human beings, than unsaved filth like you do. Miss Hilton is a robust tither and a child of God, not a waste of space or time.

You disgust us all.

I have plenty of respect for women. But not Paris Hilton. Who's not even a woman. She's an attention-whore aka a Troll in real life, who needs to be permabanned. In real life.

[Enobarbus]

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I have plenty of respect for women. But not Paris Hilton. Who's not even a woman. She's an attention-whore aka a Troll in real life, who needs to be permabanned. In real life.

"Whomever" keeps editing your profile? Why 'whomever'? "Whoever", please.

You have no respect for a fellow member of the human race. And your suggesting that Miss Hilton is not human proves the point. You are disgusting. To all reasonable people.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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I have plenty of respect for women. But not Paris Hilton. Who's not even a woman. She's an attention-whore aka a Troll in real life, who needs to be permabanned. In real life.

You obviously have respect for nothing, and by God's sheer grace and mercy He hasn't yet permabanned you to the Lake of Fire. At least Pasris made it though Hell on Earth and found Jesus, because God will help those that turn to Him through anything. I will enjoy watching from Heaven and seeing you wailing from Hell as demons play a perverted version of the Hokey Pokey with your fanny you homer!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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"Whomever" keeps editing your profile? Why 'whomever'? "Whoever", please.

You have no respect for a fellow member of the human race. And your suggesting that Miss Hilton is not human proves the point. You are disgusting. To all reasonable people.

Wow, you're a total Grammar Nazi Eno! I salute you sir!

And to Pastor Marty...you sure are a sadist, and a perverted weirdo if you like watching boys get raped by demons. Wth is wrong with you? Oh and btw, since I'm not 18 yet, that means you like child pornography too, you sick son of a...

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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You are disgusting. To all reasonable people.

What the hell are you talking abou--

Oh wait. Nevermind.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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Wow, you're a total Grammar Nazi Eno! I salute you sir!

And to Pastor Marty...you sure are a sadist, and a perverted weirdo if you like watching boys get raped by demons. Wth is wrong with you? Oh and btw, since I'm not 18 yet, that means you like child pornography too, you sick son of a...

I'm a perverted weirdo you say? How dare you insult a man of God, you sniveling little ingrate.

2 Kings 2:23-24
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

God has no problem with killing evil children such as you, and so neither do I when He does it. Enjoy Hell!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I'm a perverted weirdo you say? How dare you insult a man of God, you sniveling little ingrate.

2 Kings 2:23-24
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

God has no problem with killing evil children such as you, and so neither do I when He does it. Enjoy Hell!

I don't care if god has a problem with it, or if you do. The point is you said YOU WOULD ENJOY WATCHING DEMONS RAPE ME. And I am NOT AN ADULT YET, so that means you like CHILD PORNO.

That is pretty PERVERTED.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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I don't care if god has a problem with it, or if you do. The point is you said YOU WOULD ENJOY WATCHING DEMONS RAPE ME. And I am NOT AN ADULT YET, so that means you like CHILD PORNO.

That is pretty PERVERTED.

Why on earth would he insist on that? Seriously? This is the internet. Hence, it is SUPA SRS BZNS!