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  • #1

    Prayer request

    Now merely 6 months away from my 26th birthday I still have not found a proper True Christian man who follows the word and ways of God.

    Please pray for my soul as I am fearful I will become an old spinster.
    Jude 1:24-25

    Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.
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  • #2
    Re: Prayer request

    Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
    Now merely 6 months away from my 26th birthday I still have not found a proper True Christian man who follows the word and ways of God.

    Please pray for my soul as I am fearful I will become an old spinster.
    Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Aaron. As you can see in my profile, I am gainfully employed here at Landover AirJesus.

    EDIT:
    I just noticed you were Canadian. Maybe Hank would marry you.
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    • #3
      Re: Prayer request

      Looks like I mislead my boy Luke. I told him about Kathryn here during lunch and he was going to log on after his chores were done. He will be disappointed tonight.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Prayer request

        Was'Salaamun Aleykum madam, if you are willing to convert to Islam I will marry you. I only have one wife so far and things are getting a little boring if you know what I mean
        Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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        • #5
          Re: Prayer request

          Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
          Now merely 6 months away from my 26th birthday I still have not found a proper True Christian man who follows the word and ways of God.

          Please pray for my soul as I am fearful I will become an old spinster.
          Why hello their little lady I'm Hank and I'm looking for a Godly Christan virgin who is good in the kitchen and is fertile
          Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

          GOD HATES FAGS
          Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
          DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

           WHITE AND PROUD

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          • #6
            Re: Prayer request

            Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
            Now merely 6 months away from my 26th birthday I still have not found a proper True Christian man who follows the word and ways of God.

            Please pray for my soul as I am fearful I will become an old spinster.
            Lady, you owe it to this country to marry a True Christian man and produce Little Soldier's of Christ ASAP. I pray that you find an upstanding True Christian man, and I pray that the three children you have within 27 months of your marriage are all healthy sons.

            You're welcome.
            Matthew 7:15
            Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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            • #7
              Re: Prayer request

              26 is awful! I honestly can't understand why a good True Christian(tm) man isn't popping up to marry you just yet, what with you being such a pretty girl and everything. But, if you ask my advice, perhaps courtship with our brother Hank here might be what God has intended.

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                26 is awful! I honestly can't understand why a good True Christian™ man isn't popping up to marry you just yet, what with you being such a pretty girl and everything. But, if you ask my advice, perhaps courtship with our brother Hank here might be what God has intended.
                I wonder if she's a hunchback or a foreigner or something.
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                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Prayer request

                  Well honey-chile, at 26 you aready is a spinster and there isn't no hope fo you no more.
                  Must be a reason da Lawd ain't heard yo prayers.
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • #10
                    Re: Prayer request

                    Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
                    Now merely 6 months away from my 26th birthday I still have not found a proper True Christian man who follows the word and ways of God.

                    Please pray for my soul as I am fearful I will become an old spinster.
                    Are you infertile or something? Tell me a bit about your dating habits. There has to be a reason that men are not interested in you. Is there something of a physical challenge you have that perhaps you are hiding? I'm sure you have gone out on dates before. At what point do the men seem to lose interest in you? (I'm just trying to help you find a common denominator)

                    -ND

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                    • #11
                      Re: Prayer request

                      Seems like another victim of bad parenting.
                      26!

                      At least 12 good years of Child bearing behind her already. Maybe we should just drop this one.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Prayer request

                        Why hasnt she responded to me yet? I should talk to her pa about this...
                        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                        GOD HATES FAGS
                        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                         WHITE AND PROUD

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