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  • Zachary_Hunter
    Forum Member
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    • Feb 2010
    • 32
    #1

    Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

    I was very active in my community in Michigan before I left, bake offs, Hollywood movie protests, church raffles, book burnings, you name it.

    Its very hard to get involved when people here act like they have never heard the word of God.

    I have tried to preach in my own way to these "people" but they just start talking about the weather.

    Please find time in your day to say a pray for this lost place.

    How would you suggest I keep living in the spirit in this northern, frozen, godless, wasteland, hell?

    P.S. Hunting helps a bit
    2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952
      #2
      Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

      Welcome friend! This forum might be just the place for you.

      I cannot imagine typing with nearly frozen digits, so I cannot be too hard on a new visitor. Maybe it is a Canada thing, or a cold related issue, but you may want to take a few of those commas and turn them upside down and use them as apostrophes.

      How many male children has your Godly wife produced for Jesus? Are you a meat hunter or do you just kill for sport? How badly do you wish you had been born an American?
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        • Zachary_Hunter
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 32
          #3
          Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
          Welcome friend! This forum might be just the place for you.

          I cannot imagine typing with nearly frozen digits, so I cannot be too hard on a new visitor. Maybe it is a Canada thing, or a cold related issue, but you may want to take a few of those commas and turn them upside down and use them as apostrophes.

          How many male children has your Godly wife produced for Jesus? Are you a meat hunter or do you just kill for sport? How badly do you wish you had been born an American?
          I'm originally from Michigan, which in the grand scheme of things is almost like being Canadian, but I wouldn't want to insult the faithful of that state.

          As for the cold the book of revelations warms my soul every time I need it, that and gas heating, but mostly the word of God!

          I love hunting and do it for meat unless a deer gives me problems, then its for sport.

          God hasn't blessed me with any children, he hasn't blessed me with a wife, he hasn't blessed me with geography, but hes blessed me in so many other ways.
          2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22363
              #4
              Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

              Welcome to our forum Brother Zachary!

              And I applaud you for trying to save the people around you even though they are clearly idiots.

              Romans 1:16 "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384
                  #5
                  Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                  A warm welcome Brother Zachary, we will try to make your refuge here in the heartland of America a comfortable one. We have quite a few from Cannuickistan here on our Godly forum.

                  I must ask whatever possessed you to migrate to such a Godforsaken place? I do know that the north winds blow down into the upper peninsula of Michigan and cause people to frequent something called supper clubs and to speak in that funny accent that our Sister Sarah Palin does up there in Alaska. Then there are the problems with the Québécois, and whatever the French are doing right smack in the middle of the place. One wonders how they ever got there. At least our messican's came over the border and when we get the will we will send them back. You would think the French would just go back to France all on their own.
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                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                      Canada is hated by God because it is a perverted, socialist country.

                      The only hope for Canada is to surrender to America and become our 51st state.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Zachary_Hunter
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 32
                          #7
                          Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The only hope for Canada is to surrender to America and become our 51st state.
                          I tried suggesting that once but the border guards just pulled my car over and tore it apart, I will stay vigilant!

                          When I think about Canada I always think of Jeremiah 8:12 - "Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush"

                          Thats really what its like here, they dont blush, not at all, they dont even try.

                          Bless all of you for your suggestions, its strengthens my resolve to save these poor, cold, stupid, people. One day, God willing, I will find a way back to Gods true promised land, the U.S. but until then its good to know I can find God fearing folk right here on the porn infested internet.
                          Last edited by Zachary_Hunter; 02-06-2010, 05:19 PM. Reason: making fresh coffee in the spirit adds something special
                          2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                            • Zachary_Hunter
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                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 32
                              #8
                              Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                              This is apparently what Canadian woman strive to be!

                              DISGUSTING!!!

                              Good thing Canadians live their lives in a frozen wasteland, maybe they will last longer when they roast in HELL!






                              2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                                • Brother Enoch
                                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 4392
                                  #9
                                  Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                                  Pleased to meet you Zachary. I can understand your torment living in Canada. Having been born in Canuckistan and having lived all my life here (except for one glorious week in Detroit), I must say my 39 years have seemed more like 390. I plan to emigrate to Godly America in 2012 after sister Sarah Palin becomes President. What, may I ask, is keeping you north of God's Favorite Country(tm)? IRS troubles? Oh wait, you're not a filthy deserter are you?

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                                    • Zachary_Hunter
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 32
                                      #10
                                      Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                      Pleased to meet you Zachary. I can understand your torment living in Canada. Having been born in Canuckistan and having lived all my life here (except for one glorious week in Detroit), I must say my 39 years have seemed more like 390. I plan to emigrate to Godly America in 2012 after sister Sarah Palin becomes President. What, may I ask, is keeping you north of God's Favorite Country™? IRS troubles? Oh wait, you're not a filthy deserter are you?
                                      Pleasure to meet you as well Brother Enoch.

                                      Having grown up in Michigan I never heard much about Canada, I knew it was cold, I knew Canadian geese taste like chemicals and horse diapers, I knew Canadians resent the U.S., I knew they were Godless, drug addicted sodomites but I didn't know the hunting was this good!

                                      It'll be a hot day in Canada that I return to my homeland while that filthy, communist, Jesus hater is still in office.
                                      2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                                          I designed this map while I was doing research on Canada:


                                          I hope it's accurate.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • BelieverInGod
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                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 9269
                                              #12
                                              Re: Please Pray for Canada, Its Hell, except thats its very cold

                                              You seem to have stopped at the Rockies. Shouldn't most of BC be bright turquoise?
                                              Drama queen

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