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  • Pray for the Colts

    There is a reason Jesus has not allowed the New Whoreleans Saints aka the Aints to ever win a Super bowl. There is a reason why Jesus visits his righteous judgment on that vile city just like he has done and will do again on San Fagcisco.

    New Whoreleans aka the Big Sleazy is comprised of Voodoo mamas, Papists, Hamites and French.

    The Colts are associated with greats like Johnny Unitas. Peyton Manning and Earl Moral. The Saints are associated with evil things like "Who dat? and Cha Ching and a sissy boy named Drew Brees. That's a homer name.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012

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    Re: Pray for the Colts

    Go Colts!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: Pray for the Colts

      I personally would've preferred God's Favorite Team(tm) the Dallas Cowboys to be in the Bowl this year, but I will definitely be rooting for the Colts. Don't forget that Indianapolis is a nice, quaint Midwestern town that is formed on the backs of hard-working Christian families. New Orleans, like the reasons described, is a Godless hellhole and it's no wonder God punished that modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah with Katrina back in '05.

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      • #4
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        Ummm, excuse me, but perhaps you should not resort to using such foul language to describe those you do not find just? We, as Christians must always remember that it is not our place to judge, "lest though shalt be judged in the kingdom of heaven". Maybe we could all find a healthier way of showing our intrests, such as your intrest in the Colts?

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for the Colts

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Ummm, excuse me, but perhaps you should not resort to using such foul language to describe those you do not find just? We, as Christians must always remember that it is not our place to judge, "lest though shalt be judged in the kingdom of heaven". Maybe we could all find a healthier way of showing our intrests, such as your intrest in the Colts?
          Um, excuse ME, but what Bible did that come out of? And why are you twisting the Scripture like that? God commands those who are Saved(r) to judge others.

          Leviticus 19:15
          In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

          John 7:24
          Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

          Maybe you could benefit by reading my sermon on the subject of Judging others HERE. I'll Pray for you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: Pray for the Colts

            I am absolutely praying for the Colts! Can you imagine the looting and riots in the streets by the darkies if the Saints win??!!

            It will make Katrina look like a mild rain shower.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Um, excuse ME, but what Bible did that come out of? And why are you twisting the Scripture like that? God commands those who are Saved® to judge others.




              Maybe you could benefit by reading my sermon on the subject of Judging others HERE. I'll Pray for you.
              I beg your pardon, sir. And yes, it is in the Bible. Jesus said it himself. And, why sir, I am saved. Why do you think I am not?

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for the Colts

                It's official....THE COLTS MUST WIN!

                Barack Hussein Obama is rooting for New Orleans!!! I am going to pray extra hard to Jesus that Drew Brees gets his femur cracked in half and ends his career.

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                  Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                  Why do you think I am not?
                  You describe yourself as a methodist. It is proven they/you will go to Hell. Someone destined for Hell cannot be considered Saved, right?

                  Now please stop derailing this thread by calling attention to yourself. We don't need self-centered children here, only God-centered adults.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    You describe yourself as a methodist. It is proven they/you will go to Hell. Someone destined for Hell cannot be considered Saved, right?

                    Now please stop derailing this thread by calling attention to yourself. We don't need self-centered children here, only God-centered adults.
                    Ah, well if I am supposedly going to hell then I may see you all there. Methodists and baptist are the same. All the same.

                    I am not a self-centered child. If you are adults, my dear, then please won't you cease your hostility? That is not mature.

                    And all I did was stay true to my Christian self. God would not approve of such hatrid.

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                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                      Ah, well if I am supposedly going to hell then...
                      That's the difference: you don't know that or if you're going to Hell. We know we will go to Heaven. That follows from following the KJV 1611 Bible. No one cares how you see it. Everyone cares how God sees it.

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                      I am not a self-centered child.
                      And yet you keep referring to yourself again and again.

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                      If you are adults, my dear, then please won't you cease your hostility? That is not mature.
                      The failure of your parents forces us to be honest to you and tell you your place. Why do you complain to the people who are honest to you and not to your parents, who have lied to you?

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                      And all I did was stay true to my Christian self. God would not approve of such hatrid.
                      It is customary here to substantiate claims about God with Scripture. Please provide Scripture. Otherwise, you are simply substituting God with yourself.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        That's the difference: you don't know that or if you're going to Hell. We know we will go to Heaven. That follows from following the KJV 1611 Bible. No one cares how you see it. Everyone cares how God sees it.


                        And yet you keep referring to yourself again and again.


                        The failure of your parents forces us to be honest to you and tell you your place. Why do you complain to the people who are honest to you and not to your parents, who have lied to you?


                        It is customary here to substantiate claims about God with Scripture. Please provide Scripture. Otherwise, you are simply substituting God with yourself.
                        Well darling, I hate to break it to you, but if you continue to live your life with such anger in your heart, the gates of Heaven will not open for you.

                        Only because I have to. You keep attacking me, I have to defend myself. I don't understand why you are so mean, though.

                        May God bless your cold soul for that last remark (and pretty much all others you have made). How dare you bring my parents into this. They are good, Christian people who have raised me right. I know my place, but in you, my dear, I see someone who needs more than to just think they are saved, but to actually be saved.

                        You cannot lead a Christian life while being so hateful. That is not the way of the Lord.

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                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          Well darling, ...
                          Please harlot, I know that methodist women like nothing more than sleeping with as many men as possible, but I am a Christian and married.

                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          I hate to break it to you, but if you continue to live your life with such anger in your heart, the gates of Heaven will not open for you.
                          Please substantiate your claim with Scripture.

                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          Only because I have to. You keep attacking me, I have to defend myself. I don't understand why you are so mean, though.
                          I do not attack you, I correct you. There is nothing wrong with correcting children who blaspheme. I do not hate you, I want you to go to Heaven. At this moment, you are going to Hell.... but in a happy merry way.

                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          May God bless your cold soul
                          It's ironic that whenever someone criticizes you, you are up in arms. Yet you yourself feel absolutely free to tell True Christians they are wrong, hateful, will go to Hell, etc.

                          The word for that is: hypocrisy.

                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          They are good, Christian people who have raised me right.
                          If my "right", you mean a combative and argumentative child who tries to corrupt actual Christians, then I very much doubt that they are Christians. They are not, sorry.

                          I'm not trying to be mean, just honest. When you get a failing grade in your public school, do you blame yourself or the teacher? Same here.

                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          I know my place, but in you, my dear, I see ...
                          I have expressed on several occasions that no one cares what you think, what you see, how you think we should worship God. The universe doesn't revolve around you. It's a very difficult concept for self-centered people to God.

                          You are the one who comes to a Christian forums to bash Christians. We didn't come to your harlot methodist forum.

                          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                          You cannot lead a Christian life while being so hateful. That is not the way of the Lord.
                          Please substantiate your claim with Scripture. Thanks.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            Re: Pray for the Colts

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Please harlot, I know that methodist women like nothing more than sleeping with as many men as possible, but I am a Christian and married.


                            Please substantiate your claim with Scripture.


                            I do not attack you, I correct you. There is nothing wrong with correcting children who blaspheme. I do not hate you, I want you to go to Heaven. At this moment, you are going to Hell.... but in a happy merry way.


                            It's ironic that whenever someone criticizes you, you are up in arms. Yet you yourself feel absolutely free to tell True Christians they are wrong, hateful, will go to Hell, etc.

                            The word for that is: hypocrisy.


                            If my "right", you mean a combative and argumentative child who tries to corrupt actual Christians, then I very much doubt that they are Christians. They are not, sorry.

                            I'm not trying to be mean, just honest. When you get a failing grade in your public school, do you blame yourself or the teacher? Same here.


                            I have expressed on several occasions that no one cares what you think, what you see, how you think we should worship God. The universe doesn't revolve around you. It's a very difficult concept for self-centered people to God.

                            You are the one who comes to a Christian forums to bash Christians. We didn't come to your harlot methodist forum.


                            Please substantiate your claim with Scripture. Thanks.
                            I am an unmarried virgin, thank you. Please, keep your sick fantasies to yourself.

                            No. Because you know just as well as I that I am right.

                            I'm not going to hell. And I have not told anyone that they are. IT IS NOT OUR PLACE AS SINNERS TO JUDGE. Furthermore, I have not ruthlessly attacked anyone the way you are attacking me. When have I come up in arms before you? If I come off as hostile, my dear, I am sorry, but I am not trying to in any way, shape, or form.

                            I am not a hypocrite. You are not an actual Christian. I have never failed a grade in my life. I do not blame others when I am at fall. I am not a harlot, I am not bashing you, I am trying to let you see the light. Your
                            eyes are covered by a veil of darkness.

                            Fine; don't take what I say to heart, if it bothers you this badly. Just read the Bible with an open heart, pray to God that he will let you in his, and be happy. Please, I want you to be happy. I do not wish to argue.

                            Shall you, in the very least, think about this, then: If what I have to say upsets you so much, it is because somewhere, deep down inside your shallow heart, you know what I am saying is true.



                            May God bless you and your wife.

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                              Re: Pray for the Colts

                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              Please, keep your sick fantasies to yourself.
                              Right, "darling"

                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              No. Because you know just as well as I that I am right.
                              So your argument is not "I am right and you know I am right because I am right". It's getting a little silly.

                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              IT IS NOT OUR PLACE AS SINNERS TO JUDGE.
                              I am not a sinner.

                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              Furthermore, I have not ruthlessly attacked anyone the way you are attacking me.
                              You completely refuse to cite Scripture or even read the welcome guide. It's here:
                              Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.


                              Be sure to read post #6 concerning "But NO ONE is going to listen to you if you attack them." -- we are doing EXACTLY what the Bible tells us Jesus did and wants us to do.

                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              I am not bashing you, I am trying to let you see the light. Your eyes are covered by a veil of darkness.
                              And you don't find this hostile? See again my point about you lashing out freely, but complaining loudly if anyone dares criticize you.

                              And again, please substantiate any of your claims with Scripture.

                              Note that I keep using the word "please" and that you keep saying "no" with lots of words.
                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              that He will let you in His
                              Telling.

                              Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                              you know what I am saying is true.
                              Again, the crux of your argument. And again, no Scripture.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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