[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for the Colts

If the game is going to be anything like this thread it will be a blowout for the Godly Colts. The Unsaved Trash is being shut out by the True Christians!

Our play book is the Bible and our coach is Jesus. We cannot lose!
Godly Goal Posts!

[Butch Albright]

Re: Pray for the Colts

@ GodSaveThemAll-
You musta not been reading the forum rules AT ALL to come in here from your self-described "Deep South", trying to distract us True Christians™ from prayin for the Godly Colts in order to give them dirty southern "Saints" an advantage! The nerve of you druggie METHodists! How'd you get on the interweb anyways, woman?


Brother Patriot, you are absolutely correct, the Colts are BOUND to win! I've been absent for the past few days from the forum prayin for those Godly boys! Everyone knows the Superbowl is like Jesus's second birthday!!! I'll be havin a small get-together to watch, with a specially programmed block on my big-screen that ensures only wholesome, family-friendly advertisements appear in between the viewing of the actual game. Others will be replaced with high definition pictures of the KJV (the program also takes effect if anything like that transvestite Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" occurs ) Most of the Phelps family will be over, and if anyone cares to make the drive, you're all welcome! I hear Shirley Phelps-Roper makes a mean game-day dip!

LET'S ALL PRAY HARD FOR A VICTORY OVER THE AINT'S!!!
HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, JESUS!!!
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for the Colts

On Super Bowl Sunday I let the wife order out for pizza pie and wings but she and the girls still have to serve my friends and me.

We have our own half-time show. I'm not going to watch some aging sissy English has been rock stars. They should have had Toby Kieth of Hank Williams Jr. We will go out back to the range and shoot while the wife and the girls pray for victory.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for the Colts

I am from the Godly South® and in spite of the fact that New Holeleans is a sinning den of iniquity, I will pray to Jesus to both help the Saints win and to again cleanse that sinful city.

It's a little late in the season for a hurricane, so an asteroid impact will have to be His method of choice I suppose.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray for the Colts

Apparently, it was God's will all along that New Orleans be destroyed again by allowing the aint's to win His favorite game of the year.

[Butch Albright]

Re: Pray for the Colts

I am stunned, but I guess this is simply another sign of the apocalypse. A disappointment indeed, but it will only make March 4 that much better! Then we can all enjoy God's favorite game in heaven, the way it was meant to be. FOOTBALL!!!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for the Colts

I blame the refs. Obviously they were paid off by the Cathylicker Church.

Also, the Colt's coach is a Hamite. Poor reffing and poor play calling lost the game. Godly Peyton did his best but the Nigras on the Colts were shiftless and lazy.

Jesus will redouble his wrath when he sends the next disaster to that vile city of sinners.

The owner of the Colts should file a protest to the NFL aka the No Fair League.

Godly Goal posts. Kick those Mardi Gras heathens through the righteous uprights.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray for the Colts

blah blah blah ad nauseam

Jiminy Christmas!

I was raised to believe that we women were not only to be silent in church, but during football games.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for the Colts

I heard there were some homosexuals in the Colts locker room and that is why God made them lose.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for the Colts

I heard there were some homosexuals in the Colts locker room and that is why God made them lose.

Homersexurals in the locker room, I head they share the same shower TOGETHER ... caucasians and Negros at the same TIME!