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I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ALL ON A PRAYER REQUEST.
I've looked around your hypocritical threads, Landrover. I am disgusted. I know in my heart that the Lord is most assuredly displeased. Therefore, I am taking it upon myself to try and help you people; to attempt to guide you all into the loving arms of the Lord. Why? Well...
"And thou, son of man, be not afraid of them, neither be afraid of their words, though briers and thorns be with thee, and thou dost dwell among scorpions: be not afraid of their words, nor be dismayed at their looks, though they be a rebellious house.
And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious." - Ezekiel 2:6-7
"Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul." - Ezekiel 3:19
Please, take what I have to say to heart. Perhaps it will help you all to find the path of light to the way of the Lord.
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For starters, I got quite a kick out of this one. I don't think I've laughed that hard in some time.
"Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark" ... Denmark? Soooo...you people don't like Denmark? How hilarious, but mainly because the prominent religion of Denmark is, in fact, Christianity.
Source:
"With the Reformation in Denmark in 1536, Lutheran Christianity was established as the state religion." - Wikipedia.
Perhaps it is the language barrier that troubles you? You hate that which you do not understand. Which, can easily be defined in one word: IGNORANCE.
"the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!"
You're kidding, right? Wait...wait...you're not? You people really think yo-yo's show a kid how to pleasure himself? Wow. You guys are total pervs.
"Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way."
And it certainly appears that you never made it past the second grade.
Nevertheless, here is an ACCURATE description of where the word "Lego" originates...
From Wikipedia:
"Christiansen was considering two names himself, "Legio" (with the implication of a "Legion of toys") and "Lego", a self-made contraction from the Danish phrase leg godt, meaning "play well." Later the Lego Group discovered that "Lego" can be loosely interpreted as "I put together" or "I assemble" in Latin".
Then, the vile woman went on babbling about various pictures of children's toys she'd found online (which, in my opinion, not only means she has no life, but she also was pretty much just BEGGING to find something, anything wrong with something as meager as a child's toy) in, as I pictured it in my head, a shrill, hellacious voice similar to that of the "God Warrior" from that Trading Spouses show.
"Towel-head lego!
Harry Potter Lego !!!
Homersexual Lego!
Satan himself in Lego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And even Lego retardeds !
And whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And let's not forget this darling line...
"Lego is the Devil !"
AHAHAHA. What a bumbling idiot.
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Here's another example of your psychotic behavior:
"Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!"
And only hideous people who can't get laid make insane accusations like that.
"Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!"
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Now this is probably the most sickeningly disturbing example I have for you all. I cannot begin to tell you how horrified I was when I read this.
First of all, Brother Percy's "profile pic" looks more like a mug shot after a pedophilia charge. Want proof?
"In the letter she told me that her daughter had been raped, but was refusing to marry her rapist as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29. The stupid girl actually wants to press charges on the man!"
There ya go.
WHAT IN THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAZY PEOPLE?!!!!
Rape is one of the worst sins imaginable! I'm 100% certain that the rapist, the poor victim's "concerned" parents, and the false prophet wanna-be Brother Percy are all going to be judged in the harshest sense before God for this. You're all completely insane. That's the only thing I can think of to understand you. You all have severe neurological disorders and need to be put on medication and placed under strict watch at the nearest mental institution ASAP.
And also, you're twisting the Scripture, yet again. SHOCKER.
"Have young people today got NO morals?"
Yeah, you're one to be complaining about morals, you sadistic freak.
""Whore, you'll burn in Hell for all eternity - unless you marry your rapist""
And freak, YOU'LL burn in hell for all eternity, for you are sick in the head! What, were you and Elizabeth Smart's captors BFF or something? Freaks!
Let's look at some comments...
"Also, she might be able to spare that poor man prison time if she doesn't cry rape." - Nobar King.
I hope the man gets butt-raped in prison by six huge, tattoo-covered black guys that make him wear a tutu and refer to himself as Sally Sunshine.
"I cannot see for a moment why she has the ability to refuse! Her wishes are of absolutely no importance whatsoever." - Ezekiel Bathfire.
Yeah, like I said, severe neurological disorders. Most likely a predominant case of dementia. Or perhaps schizophrenia? There's no telling.
"Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch
'Pressing charges against the rapist IS the right thing.'
Do you have scripture to support that?" - Bob4God.
Allow me to enlighten you, you sick bastard. Just follow this link.
You're not Muslim, are you? For only Muslims claim that about the Bible. Oh my.
"Tell the parents to Invite the unfortunate Man around for Dinner. I'm sure given time that the Slut Girl will come around and see some common sense and get to like him.
He obviously finds her attractive." - Talitha.
Wow. As a woman, I hope you are most ashamed of yourself. You know, your children must all hate you. If they are too young to understand what a sick freak you are, give them a little more time; they will surely disown you and detest you.
Yeah...I have nothing more to say about that besides EW.
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One more installment for the day, but no worries, for like a bean burrito, I shall return. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on."
Mmmhmmm. I see. So, is she your girlfriend or your slave? Because to me it sounds like she's a slave, which is not only prohibited by the law of man, but also by that of GOD.
"However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do."
So, you hit your "girlfriend" for burning your steak? Well how about cooking it yourself, you fat lazy slob. Get off your rump and BE A REAL MAN. You people think abuse makes you dominant -- HA! You don't realize how incredibly lucky you are that the woman wasn't me...I would've beaten you to the ground because the power of Christ would've compelled me to.
"My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?"
YES, you imbecile, you have sinned. And NO, it is not your responsibility to hit a woman. It is detestible; God finds it detestible! I only pray that she will have common sense enough to turn you in to the cops and you are arrested and are fiercely punished by your fellow inmates in jail.
Whoa...wait...
"...and to engage in this very special act..."
Since when is abuse special? Dear God, please intervene here! These pyschopaths are treading mud all over Your precious name!
"...the young lady I beat senseless...by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?"
What a stupid question. OF COURSE you have offended God, you little nitwit. Furthermore, I hope I run into you in a dark alley someplace, so I can show you what it's like to be treated the way you did your girlfriend.
Now I know how much you freaks love to distort Scripture, so I figured I'd post the ACTUAL word of God to back myself up, even though I see no need to; anyone with half a brain would know what you're doing is wrong, but nevertheless, here you go...
"Colossians 3:19
Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them."
And about equality...
"Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
Women, cease this blasphemous commitment of remaining a slave to your man; your men do not deserve it. They do not know what love is. How can they sit there, tell you they love you, and then cause you not only physical, but mental and emotional pain as well? It is not true. They treat you as slaves. This is NOT, by any means, what God wants. God loves you, he loves us all; he is not a hateful, viscious God! He is kind and caring; nurturing and patient...however, he is also a God of judgement. Your men shall be judged for they ways they have treated you. You do not deserve this! And you never shall!
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm all for taking care of a boyfriend, fiance, or husband. I'll cook for you and clean for you, but you must treat me with respect. Love is patient, love is kind, love never ends...
But slavery, bigotry, ignorance...that is the very spawn of satan.
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Now, my friends, I am through -- at least for a while.
"And thou, son of man, be not afraid of them, neither be afraid of their words, though briers and thorns be with thee, and thou dost dwell among scorpions: be not afraid of their words, nor be dismayed at their looks, though they be a rebellious house.
And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious." - Ezekiel 2:6-7
"Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul." - Ezekiel 3:19
Please, take what I have to say to heart. Perhaps it will help you all to find the path of light to the way of the Lord.
************************************************** **************************************************
For starters, I got quite a kick out of this one. I don't think I've laughed that hard in some time.
"Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark" ... Denmark? Soooo...you people don't like Denmark? How hilarious, but mainly because the prominent religion of Denmark is, in fact, Christianity.
Source:
"With the Reformation in Denmark in 1536, Lutheran Christianity was established as the state religion." - Wikipedia.
Perhaps it is the language barrier that troubles you? You hate that which you do not understand. Which, can easily be defined in one word: IGNORANCE.
"the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!"
You're kidding, right? Wait...wait...you're not? You people really think yo-yo's show a kid how to pleasure himself? Wow. You guys are total pervs.
"Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way."
And it certainly appears that you never made it past the second grade.
Nevertheless, here is an ACCURATE description of where the word "Lego" originates...
From Wikipedia:
"Christiansen was considering two names himself, "Legio" (with the implication of a "Legion of toys") and "Lego", a self-made contraction from the Danish phrase leg godt, meaning "play well." Later the Lego Group discovered that "Lego" can be loosely interpreted as "I put together" or "I assemble" in Latin".
Then, the vile woman went on babbling about various pictures of children's toys she'd found online (which, in my opinion, not only means she has no life, but she also was pretty much just BEGGING to find something, anything wrong with something as meager as a child's toy) in, as I pictured it in my head, a shrill, hellacious voice similar to that of the "God Warrior" from that Trading Spouses show.
"Towel-head lego!
Harry Potter Lego !!!
Homersexual Lego!
Satan himself in Lego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And even Lego retardeds !
And whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And let's not forget this darling line...
"Lego is the Devil !"
AHAHAHA. What a bumbling idiot.
************************************************** **************************************************
Here's another example of your psychotic behavior:
"Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!"
And only hideous people who can't get laid make insane accusations like that.
"Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!"
************************************************** **************************************************
Now this is probably the most sickeningly disturbing example I have for you all. I cannot begin to tell you how horrified I was when I read this.
First of all, Brother Percy's "profile pic" looks more like a mug shot after a pedophilia charge. Want proof?
"In the letter she told me that her daughter had been raped, but was refusing to marry her rapist as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29. The stupid girl actually wants to press charges on the man!"
There ya go.
WHAT IN THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAZY PEOPLE?!!!!
Rape is one of the worst sins imaginable! I'm 100% certain that the rapist, the poor victim's "concerned" parents, and the false prophet wanna-be Brother Percy are all going to be judged in the harshest sense before God for this. You're all completely insane. That's the only thing I can think of to understand you. You all have severe neurological disorders and need to be put on medication and placed under strict watch at the nearest mental institution ASAP.
And also, you're twisting the Scripture, yet again. SHOCKER.
"Have young people today got NO morals?"
Yeah, you're one to be complaining about morals, you sadistic freak.
""Whore, you'll burn in Hell for all eternity - unless you marry your rapist""
And freak, YOU'LL burn in hell for all eternity, for you are sick in the head! What, were you and Elizabeth Smart's captors BFF or something? Freaks!
Let's look at some comments...
"Also, she might be able to spare that poor man prison time if she doesn't cry rape." - Nobar King.
I hope the man gets butt-raped in prison by six huge, tattoo-covered black guys that make him wear a tutu and refer to himself as Sally Sunshine.
"I cannot see for a moment why she has the ability to refuse! Her wishes are of absolutely no importance whatsoever." - Ezekiel Bathfire.
Yeah, like I said, severe neurological disorders. Most likely a predominant case of dementia. Or perhaps schizophrenia? There's no telling.
"Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch
'Pressing charges against the rapist IS the right thing.'
Do you have scripture to support that?" - Bob4God.
Allow me to enlighten you, you sick bastard. Just follow this link.
You're not Muslim, are you? For only Muslims claim that about the Bible. Oh my.
"Tell the parents to Invite the unfortunate Man around for Dinner. I'm sure given time that the Slut Girl will come around and see some common sense and get to like him.
He obviously finds her attractive." - Talitha.
Wow. As a woman, I hope you are most ashamed of yourself. You know, your children must all hate you. If they are too young to understand what a sick freak you are, give them a little more time; they will surely disown you and detest you.
Yeah...I have nothing more to say about that besides EW.
************************************************** **************************************************
One more installment for the day, but no worries, for like a bean burrito, I shall return. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on."
Mmmhmmm. I see. So, is she your girlfriend or your slave? Because to me it sounds like she's a slave, which is not only prohibited by the law of man, but also by that of GOD.
"However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do."
So, you hit your "girlfriend" for burning your steak? Well how about cooking it yourself, you fat lazy slob. Get off your rump and BE A REAL MAN. You people think abuse makes you dominant -- HA! You don't realize how incredibly lucky you are that the woman wasn't me...I would've beaten you to the ground because the power of Christ would've compelled me to.
"My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?"
YES, you imbecile, you have sinned. And NO, it is not your responsibility to hit a woman. It is detestible; God finds it detestible! I only pray that she will have common sense enough to turn you in to the cops and you are arrested and are fiercely punished by your fellow inmates in jail.
Whoa...wait...
"...and to engage in this very special act..."
Since when is abuse special? Dear God, please intervene here! These pyschopaths are treading mud all over Your precious name!
"...the young lady I beat senseless...by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?"
What a stupid question. OF COURSE you have offended God, you little nitwit. Furthermore, I hope I run into you in a dark alley someplace, so I can show you what it's like to be treated the way you did your girlfriend.
Now I know how much you freaks love to distort Scripture, so I figured I'd post the ACTUAL word of God to back myself up, even though I see no need to; anyone with half a brain would know what you're doing is wrong, but nevertheless, here you go...
"Colossians 3:19
Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them."
And about equality...
"Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
Women, cease this blasphemous commitment of remaining a slave to your man; your men do not deserve it. They do not know what love is. How can they sit there, tell you they love you, and then cause you not only physical, but mental and emotional pain as well? It is not true. They treat you as slaves. This is NOT, by any means, what God wants. God loves you, he loves us all; he is not a hateful, viscious God! He is kind and caring; nurturing and patient...however, he is also a God of judgement. Your men shall be judged for they ways they have treated you. You do not deserve this! And you never shall!
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm all for taking care of a boyfriend, fiance, or husband. I'll cook for you and clean for you, but you must treat me with respect. Love is patient, love is kind, love never ends...
But slavery, bigotry, ignorance...that is the very spawn of satan.
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Now, my friends, I am through -- at least for a while.
Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone onto me.
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