Prayer Request: My New Fashion Sense

[Esther Pounds]

Recently converting to Landover Baptist from those winky-touching, Mary-worshiping Catholics - and as an ex-gay altar boy - I need to start "butching up" my wardrobe.

Please pray that Jesus directs me to a Sports Authority and/or a Big & Tall store for men. May he also tame down my collection of body lotions, sprays and hair products.

Please, Lord: Make me manly for Thee!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Prayer Request: My New Fashion Sense

Well you can start by wearing suspenders. My father (pastor Lamntations Flint) always said that a real man wears braces.

[Esther Pounds]

Re: Prayer Request: My New Fashion Sense

Thank you, Pastor. Will it also help to butch things up if I give the female store clerk a good bitch slap for each time she brings me the wrong size or color?

[Esther Pounds]

Re: Prayer Request: My New Fashion Sense

I'm slowly working my way up to memorizing every single word of the Bible. At this point, I'm still a little green. Could someone share with me a Biblical passage or two which demonstrates where female store clerks making - no doubt - minimum wage, need to be slapped and/or hit by male customers?

[Petal]

Re: Prayer Request: My New Fashion Sense

Could someone share with me a Biblical passage or two which demonstrates where female store clerks making - no doubt - minimum wage, need to be slapped and/or hit by male customers?

i not thinks there be verses in the bibles about lady store clerks, but i did finds them verses about Mr.Joseph an his bootiful coat of many colors

Now Israel loved Joseph more than all his children, because he was the son of his old age: and he made him a coat of many colours. <--- that be Genesis 37:3

but then the bibles say that his borthers were real jeelous an kinda bitchy abouts the coat, an that not so good . but anyways i founds 2 bootiful picktures of Mr.Joseph coats, so you be inspireds when you go shoppin

this here pickture show all the boys be happy, they lurve the coat! but it look a liddle bit like a dress





this here coat more manly, i thinks this bestest coat, yay!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Prayer Request: My New Fashion Sense

Hm, I am not sure it is healthy for you to look at those pictures Petal.