[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

You know, I'm feeling kind of weird about this, but I'm starting to wonder if Senator Ashburn isn't something of a GAY HERO.

Here was a sodomite who refused to be silent about the evil and corruption within his own tribe. He REFUSED to vote the way "they" wanted him to...and with his anti-gay votes, worked from WITHIN the system for CHANGE

I propose a ROY ASHBURN DAY instead of the HARVEY MILK DAY the homogays are currently clamoring for. He's a much more appropriate role model.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

It's hard to admit when you're wrong. I just wanted to believe this was all a setup so badly, but it appears it was true all along.

I agree with our highly esteemed Professor. This man was always a secret demoncrat liar.

1 John 3:6
Whosoever abideth in him (God) sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

It's just like people from Fresno to elect a drunken homo to state government!

I'm so glad I got out of that hellhole when I did. Those people are fag enablers even when they don't realize they're doing it! It's a good thing I never voted when I lived there, or else I might have been guilty a supporting a queen without knowing it, and we know how God feels about that sort of thing!

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
2nd Corinthians 6:14

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

It's hard to admit when you're wrong. I just wanted to believe this was all a setup so badly, but it appears it was true all along.

I know, it's hard. The devil wears many faces.

There's a candle lit vigil outside my house tonight, praying he voluntarily leaves the Republican Party voluntarily. Please come.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

I know, it's hard. The devil wears many faces.

There's a candle lit vigil outside my house tonight, praying he voluntarily leaves the Republican Party voluntarily. Please come.

I'll be there! I'll even bring a few racks of ribs over.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

I'll be there! I'll even bring a few racks of ribs over.

Great! Vigil starts at sundown.

What I did was set up a rack for the candles out front of the house. So light your candle, put it in the Vigil Rack, then come out back to the patio for dinner.

We just have to check at some point to make sure they're not all blown out. Don't let me forget!

It's a really important cause.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

It has come to the Church's attention that certain parties are engaged in a mass deception, in which they visit this thread to 'troll" us, and mock our prayers for good Senator Ashburn.

Little did they know our security teams have unlimited access to "classified" internet war rooms, and that the Eyes of the Lord SEE ALL.

Behold the wickedness:

(ordinarily, I would clean up their vile language, but feel it's important that all see the extent of the evil we're up against, here).

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

Disgusting. Cookie, how do you manage to suss out these sordid details? I'm sure there are secrets that cannot be revealed, but you must let us know something.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

I pray that Senator Assbone will leave the Republican Party voluntarily and enroll in an ex-gay program so he can find Jesus before he meets Satan.

May the good Lord remove the demons from his rectum!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

Disgusting. Cookie, how do you manage to suss out these sordid details? I'm sure there are secrets that cannot be revealed, but you must let us know something.

What these vandals and God Mockers (who are often very young) don't realize is the full, all-encompassing power of the Landover Baptist Church.

There's nothing exchanged or posted on the Internets that our Landover Security Advisor Bobby-Joe, and his Department of Defense, don't have access to.

The church is in contact with other True Christians™ world wide, and telephone conferences are held several times a day to trade information...as often a heretic attacking one church will be doing the same to another.

At other times, God™ himself will appear to a Male Elder in our Church, warning of an attack.

A lawsuit against Erin for identity theft and false impersonation is being prepared even as I write this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

I pray that Senator Assbone will leave the Republican Party voluntarily and enroll in an ex-gay program so he can find Jesus before he meets Satan.

May the good Lord remove the demons from his rectum!

Amen, Brother. It seems that our worst fears have been realized.

Staunch anti-gay GOP state senator Roy Ashburn finally admits he's homosexual

LOS ANGELES - A GOP state senator with a staunch anti-gay voting record came out of the closet Monday and asked for his constituents' prayers.

"I am gay," state Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Bakersfield) said, breaking his silence on a conservative AM talk radio show based in his working-class California district.

"Those are the words that have been so difficult for me for so long."

The admission ended mounting speculation that began last week when Ashburn was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving near a gay nightclub he reportedly patronized in Sacramento, Calif.

A divorced father of four, Ashburn said he was wracked with "restless nights" and "soul searching" since the Wednesday arrest and felt he owed his constituents an explanation.

"I've always believed that I could keep my personal life personal and my public life public. But through my own actions, I have made my personal life public," he said on AM 1180 KERN Radio.

"I felt with my heart that you know being gay did not affect, wouldn't affect, how I did my job," he said.

He defended his ironclad opposition to gay rights, saying his votes reflected the majority views of his district.

Ashburn, 55, voted against an effort to recognize gay marriages performed legally in other states and last year opposed a bill to establish May 22 as Harvey Milk Day in honor of the slain gay-rights activist.

"I felt my duty - and I still feel this way - is to represent my constituents, not my own point of view, not my own internal conflict," the politician, who will be termed out this year after 14 years in statewide office, said.

"There's never been a doubt in my mind on the position of the vast majority of the people in my district."

Asked about his Christian faith and whether he now will live an openly gay life, Ashburn was ambiguous.

"I would ask people to pray for me. My faith is very clear and very firm," he said.

"I pray to God that I can find peace, and I want to go back to work in the Senate and work hard for the people who sent me to the legislature."

He said he no longer plans to run for Congress.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

It seems that our worst fears have been realized.

In that interview, at least he does mention being "conflicted" about the issue...so perhaps the scaly-talloned demon of homosexuality hasn't taken complete hold, as of yet.

All we can do is pray.
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[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

This is just another example of a decent white Republican who was seduced by the dark side of the gays. People will call him a hipocrite, but anyone who is that confused could be expected to make mistakes like that.

If they're smart they'll close down those gay bars in West Sacramento. Who knows what even goes on there. They could be dark and steamy sex clubs for anonymous mutual and self-gratification.

Has he resigned, yet?

He also owes his children a serious apology for failing them so miserably.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

I wonder what that whore of an ex-wife of his did to make him divorce her AND turn queer. I bet she's a real peach!

[Jedediah]

Re: Please pray for Senator Roy Ashburn of California.

I'll bet dollars to donuts that his "friend" was a Latino. Before I was Cured, those types always caused the greatest stir in my loins with their wavy hair and chocolate eyes.

If Sen. Ashburn was a True Republican, he would have checked himself into reorientation therapy years ago. It's something we have to struggle with every day. I spend at least a good 30 minutes slapping myself and yelling at myself in the mirror every morning as I wake up from another sordid, Satanic dream involving sombreros, abs, and mustaches.

There's no excuse for his "it's how I am" attitude.