[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

PRAISE TO JESUS!!! All of those Godless SOCIALIST Europeans will finally pay for their collective ingratitude to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and our Holy American President George W Bush!!

God has unleashed his wrath on those fancy food eating French and tea drinking English!! They will pay the price for their lack of faith!!

In the name of our Lord!!!!

[GOD=life]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

and in what way are we bothering you so much?

Thank you for asking. I will give you a list:

1. You have stolen BILLIONS of dollars of people's money. Every one of you should be locked up in jail.
2. You grounded lots of airplanes. There hasn't been this level of airspace lockdown since 9/11. So your country does more damage than the biggest terrorist attack in history.
3. All of you HATE Jesus Christ and God. Your flag itself is a mockery of the suffering of Jesus Christ.

Need anything else.... ?

Blub... blub....

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Icelanders are considered a distinct race, now?

Eskimos, Brother Nobar, Eskimos. They're very sensitive about their "roots*."


(*Slants who got used to the cold)

[Marcus Aurelius]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

A little food for thought. The volcano is putting out the amount of green house gas we are being called to cut back in a year every hour.........

[Nobar King]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

i came here to tell you all that you can't Judge whole country for something.
thats also called racism.

Icelanders are considered a distinct race, now?

[icelandicfool]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

no thanks,
This is gonna be my last post on this site.
i came here to tell you all that you can't Judge whole country for something.
thats also called racism.

okey, thanks bye.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

im also christian and i'm not spewing hatred and persecuting you for being Christian.

the thing is u are stupid thinking that the whole country, iceland is evil which is bullshit (obv)

there is clearly something wrong with you people

now think again

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[icelandicfool]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

You have come into our Godly forum uninvited and unwelcome, spewing hatred and persecuting us for being Christians. We're sick of it. God is going to send you even bigger volcanoes and earthquakes in the days to come, because you are tormenting His favorite forum.

im also christian and i'm not spewing hatred and persecuting you for being Christian.

the thing is u are stupid thinking that the whole country, iceland is evil which is bullshit (obv)

there is clearly something wrong with you people

now think again

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

and in what way are we bothering you so much?

You have come into our Godly forum uninvited and unwelcome, spewing hatred and persecuting us for being Christians. We're sick of it. God is going to send you even bigger volcanoes and earthquakes in the days to come, because you are tormenting His favorite forum.

[icelandicfool]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Because your country is like Sodom and Gomorrah and should be destroyed completely until nothing is left.


Just like in the case of Sodom and Gomorrah, God will let the most moral inhabitant escape alive.

Alex is such a person. He will escape from icelend alive. All the other people will die a horrible death, exactly as God did with the people in Sodom and Gomorrah.


God caused the Haiti earthquake.

Now God punishes you with "natural" disasters of your own. Looks like you didn't learn your lesson yet.......

Within a few months, you will rename your country to "under the sea"-land

and in what way are we bothering you so much?

[Petal]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

because of my cousin, Bjork?

why come everyone in icelands be relateds to each others, Mr.icelandicguy?

oh bitch please, shut the piffle up

you not aloud to speaks to Miss.Talitha like that! i wanna kicks you in your big icelandic butts

[GOD=life]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

... why the piffle are you praying for volcano eruption, tsunamis, earthquakes and more?

Because your country is like Sodom and Gomorrah and should be destroyed completely until nothing is left.

is everyone in iceland a bad person? except your very own alex jonsson or what ever the name of that cooter is?

Just like in the case of Sodom and Gomorrah, God will let the most moral inhabitant escape alive.

Alex is such a person. He will escape from icelend alive. All the other people will die a horrible death, exactly as God did with the people in Sodom and Gomorrah.

we were the first country to help haiti (oh ye thats the country of hell or something?...not)

God caused the Haiti earthquake.

Now God punishes you with "natural" disasters of your own. Looks like you didn't learn your lesson yet.......

Within a few months, you will rename your country to "under the sea"-land

[icelandicfool]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

To all the stupid people on this site (almost everyone):
why the fuck are you praying for volcano eruption, tsunamis, earthquakes and more?
because our prime minister is a lesbian..? you really are that stupid? xD

because of lazy town? what harm could a kid tv show do? (this show is based on being healthy, you americans could use some of that ) i cant see anything negative about it.

because of my cousin, Bjork? i laughed when i heard that, but seriously she is an artist, a special artist. She hasn't done anything bad. Very few people in iceland listen to her music.

is everyone in iceland a bad person? except your very own alex jonsson or what ever the name of that cunt is?

this site pretty sucks balls mostly everything is negative and racist

has anyone on this site actually seen the volcano in real?
I have.

dont forget we are only 300.000
how could we have participated in world war II?
we were the first country to help haiti (oh ye thats the country of hell or something?...not)

I just heard that the ash cloud contains glass!!
No doubt those silly Icelandicks had placed a Landfill site over a volcano.

oh bitch please, shut the fuck up

[TC Patriot]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Not only did God show his wrath to Iceland he also used his mighty breath to blow volcanic ash all over Godless Europe and ground their planes.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

We also said that God would not allow global warming. He seems to be killing two birds with one stone. Our God is sooooooo awesome!