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    Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

    A faithful servant of the LORD sent me this email and asked that we help her pray for our Leader.


    Dear LORD,

    This year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite President is Barack Obama.

    In JESUS' Name AMEN
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    Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

    In Jesus' name we pray! As is is written in James 5:16,

    The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      In Jesus' name we pray! As is is written in James 5:16,

      The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much!
      Amen!
      Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


      2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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        Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

        Here's a prayer for him:

        Psalm 69:22-29
        Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
        Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
        Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
        Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
        For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
        Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
        Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
        But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

          Is this your sarcasm thread?

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            Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            A faithful servant of the LORD sent me this email and asked that we help her pray for our Leader.


            Dear LORD,

            This year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite President is Barack Obama.

            In JESUS' Name AMEN
            BTB all I can say is I like that

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