Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

A faithful servant of the LORD sent me this email and asked that we help her pray for our Leader.


Dear LORD,

This year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite President is Barack Obama.

In JESUS' Name AMEN

BTB all I can say is I like that

[Big God Denier]

Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

Is this your sarcasm thread?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

Here's a prayer for him:

Psalm 69:22-29
Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.

[Chris T]

Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

In Jesus' name we pray! As is is written in James 5:16,

The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much!

Amen!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please Help Me Pray for O'Bummer

In Jesus' name we pray! As is is written in James 5:16,

The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

A faithful servant of the LORD sent me this email and asked that we help her pray for our Leader.


Dear LORD,

This year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite President is Barack Obama.

In JESUS' Name AMEN