Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

And the Homosexuals blatantly advertise!

I am glad God gave us AIDS to kill these extreme sinners.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Sweet Lord!

I think I'd rather dine with the horses, they're better mannered and probably better house trained.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to post some photos from the "Sinfield" Ladies, please leave the thread now.







A quote from the former louisville now in Hell Hunter s Thompson:

"That whole thing will be jammed with people; fifty thousand or so, and most of them staggering drunk. It's a fantastic scene--thousands of people fainting, crying, copulating, trampling each other, and fighting with broken whiskey bottles."

And the Homosexuals blatantly advertise!

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I'm not sure why, but I'm joining you in prayer for whatever reason.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Great after I wagered $25,000 dollars on Mine That Bird, at 50 to 1 odds you tell me its wrong, I guess I will just give it to Jesus and ask that He forgive me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Is it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I have been concerned for years regarding the 'randy' dwarfs they have ride the horses. Rumors of their debaucheries following the races are legendary.

And disturbingly, they appear to be mostly of the homer variety.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I see the forecast for "Derby Day" is thunderstorms and very bad weather. We should pray that one of God's Fingers (tornado) wipes out the Kentucky Derby and concentrates on the infield.
The Kentucky Derby infield is Saddam and Gomorrah personified for the modern age. Let us pray God deals with them accordingly!

Really? I've never been, but I thought they went very traditional at the Derby. Ladies dressing properly, wearing beautiful hats and drinking mint juleps.

[eliot mayfield]

I see the forecast for "Derby Day" is thunderstorms and very bad weather. We should pray that one of God's Fingers (tornado) wipes out the Kentucky Derby and concentrates on the infield.
The Kentucky Derby infield is Saddam and Gomorrah personified for the modern age. Let us pray God deals with them accordingly!