[PetitionLady]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

You are not looking at the big picture here. Yes a disaster might kill a few people. But such disasters shock billions of people into the realization that God is watching over us thereby saving many souls from the eternal fires of Hell. So asking God to kill sinners, who no doubt deserve what is coming to them, in disasters is the Christian thing to do!

Brother Cranky, I appreciate your patience in explaining 1 + 1 = 2.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Sooooooooooooooooo you guys are praying for death? That sounds christian to me!

You are not looking at the big picture here. Yes a disaster might kill a few people. But such disasters shock billions of people into the realization that God is watching over us thereby saving many souls from the eternal fires of Hell. So asking God to kill sinners, who no doubt deserve what is coming to them, in disasters is the Christian thing to do!

[bobnorton37]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Sooooooooooooooooo you guys are praying for death? That sounds christian to me!

[its_faith]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Its that time of year again fellow Christians. Let us pray for Churchill Downs to be flooded by Saturday.

[Amos Samuel]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Is it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?

A tornado and an earthquake just to be sure. As the Lord wills it, so shall it be.

Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

And yet the derby went on as planned. Like I said in my 34 years the KD has NEVER been rained out, posponed or cancelled for any reason. I doubt it ever will, If a fire wouldn't cancel the Derby I highly doubt anything else would either. The Ky Derby is THE biggest money maker for Louisville businesses EVERY year without Louisville would be nothing.

As always, it's our fault. We prayed wrongly. Did we pray specificly for Louisville Ky., or did we just say Kentucky? There were tornadoes in Kentucky. When we pray we must be precise because God has his hands full and it's our duty to help him.

BTW

How can looahvoul be nothing without itself?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

And yet the derby went on as planned. Like I said in my 34 years the KD has NEVER been rained out, posponed or cancelled for any reason. I doubt it ever will, If a fire wouldn't cancel the Derby I highly doubt anything else would either. The Ky Derby is THE biggest money maker for Louisville businesses EVERY year without Louisville would be nothing.

Are you mocking that fact that God didn't take out the Derby? Are you truly spitting in Gods face?

That's not a healthy thing to do to someone that could strike you with a heart attack at any moment.

[MsPhoenixFire]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I just saw they had a massive storm today!
Praise Jesus!

And yet the derby went on as planned. Like I said in my 34 years the KD has NEVER been rained out, posponed or cancelled for any reason. I doubt it ever will, If a fire wouldn't cancel the Derby I highly doubt anything else would either. The Ky Derby is THE biggest money maker for Louisville businesses EVERY year without Louisville would be nothing.

[Dirk]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I just saw they had a massive storm today!
Praise Jesus!

Praise His Name!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I just saw they had a massive storm today!
Praise Jesus!

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I got tired of waiting for the race to start so I took a nap and missed the whole thing.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Well, I turned on Godly Fox News this morning and see God did not choose to smote Kentucky with a ravaging whirlwind, but instead, a much more widely destructive flood!!

PRAISE JESUS, our prayers for Kentucky to experience God's Almighty Wrath were answered !!

Seems like had the derby been canceled and they had built an ark like Noah did they would be in much better shape today ! The heavens have opened up over Kentucky and poured a bounty of righteousness upon the sinners !

MY goodness, Fox is showing the flood waters again, and forgive the analogy, but it looks like God is giving Kentucky an enema !!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Well, count me in that class! I watched the wrong derby on youtube and because Europe is 6 hours ahead of the USA I thought I could sneak in a quick bet before the race and I also bet on that horse!
Well, Jesus makes us all honest. Zeke, I will also be sending a big tithe. Forgive me. Time for the prayer closet.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

I am not happy right now I bet on a horse that ran in LAST years race. I will have a long talk with my bookie er never mind.
I guess Jesus wanted me to give the money to Church, so as a punishment I get to look like a dummy. Oh what the heck its ONLY $25 large. Pastor Zeke expect $25 large extra in Tithe this week. I guess I owe the Big Guy upstairs.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

Great after I wagered $25,000 dollars on Mine That Bird, at 50 to 1 odds you tell me its wrong, I guess I will just give it to Jesus and ask that He forgive me.

WOW! Praise Jesus!