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Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.
Too bad, It went on as planned, Heck the clubhouse burned a few years back. Ya think a storm is going to stop the Derby? I think not!! I've lived here all my life (34 years) and the KD has NEVER been rained out or posponed for any reason.
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Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.
I'm praying as hard as I can!
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It's hitting NOW! NOW you need to pray like you've never prayed before!
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I have been to 4th street! The countdown is ON! Come on people, we can do it!Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View PostOh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.
In Christ's Holy name,
A sinner who has never been to 4th street.
(hmmm, looks like the front is almost there now, a little tto early, but a tornado would stop it from ever starting! Even better!)
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Oh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.
In Christ's Holy name,
A sinner who has never been to 4th street.
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I am praying as we speak. Any specific verse you want us to read together?
2 Samual 7:27
For thou, O LORD of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying, I will build thee an house: therefore hath thy servant found in his heart to pray this prayer unto thee.
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I don't hear enough praying!!! Come on let's get with it!
That storm front is growing in intensity! Do you want to be the one who has to explain to Jesus why you didn't pray hard enough?
Pray, people, pray!
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You can follow it live here while you're praying. Look at that front! Praise Jesus!
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They know God's wrath is coming!
Louisville, Ky. (WHAS11) - It's not been often over the years that Churchill Downs calls a news conference about the weather.
But that happened Friday afternoon as the track, along with local emergency authorities talked about Saturday's storm system, the heavy rain and Churchill's plan in case they need to get people out of there quickly.
Officials gathered to discuss options should severe weather strike Saturday while up to 100,000 people are in the infield of Churchill Downs.
The National Weather Service, law enforcement, the National Guard and Metrosafe officials met to discuss different emergency plans should the weather turn especially ugly.
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After seeing those pictures I'm doubling my prayers. Can you keep us updated with the odds?
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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Praise Jesus
He always answers the prayers of the faithful!
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I was not aware of this. I will pray for a tornado now! It shall hit the Kentucky Derbey, so help me God.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostIs it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?
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Shout GLORY !!!
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Jesus is listening to us! Continue praying!
2010 Kentucky Derby at Risk for Severe Thunderstorms, Flooding, Tornado
Flooding rain, violent thunderstorms and a tornado outbreak are among the concerns AccuWeather.com meteorologists have this weekend for the Ohio and lower Mississippi valleys, including Churchill Downs and the Kentucky Derby Saturday.
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