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  • #16
    Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

    Mr Eskimo has not quoted Holy Scripture even once in this thread.

    I bet his hostility stems from living a lifetime apart from God and Salvation. The pain and sorrow of his failed and empty life is profound. If he would just open his heart and start reading his King James Bible I bet in just moments he would throw himself prostate upon the ground weeping for all his depraved and vacant years separated from God!
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #17
      Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

      Originally posted by Mr Eskimo View Post
      hopfully get raped or die horrible deaths
      Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping snow demons and sodomizing baby seals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        deats? That sounds scary. I don't want a deat!
        But, wait a minute! I fear no evil, so deats don't scare me either!
        .

        Psalm 23:4
        Perhaps this poor, illiterate heathen was trying to make a reference to debts Brother Eliot?

        Give us this day our daily bread.

        And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

        And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
        Matthew 6:11-13


        In that case, it is up to Jesus to forgive this misguided Inuit for the debt he so sorely owes to our Lord. Friend I implore you, give up your backward ways of blubber eating and aviacide and come to Jesus!
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • #19
          Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

          Mr. eskimoe, you are not a nie person, to wish more pain and suffering on us. Is it not bad enough we have be engulfed in blubber breath?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #20
            Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

            Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
            Sounds Mormonical to me. Mr Eskimo might be one of them self-lobotomized Joseph Smith/Brigham Young fellating toadies.


            You made me worry for a moment Brother. I ran down to the lab and thank God my lobotomized Eskimuck is still chained to the wall!
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • #21
              Re: Pray that all baptist have terrible accident

              If we were Catliks I could understand his hate. But golly gee whiz we are just plain God fearing Baptist, what the heck is that inbred Eskimo heathen so mad at? I bet that volcano has scared off all the baby seals and whales and he is just hungry. Maybe if he found Jesus his soul would be full.

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