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  • Mrs. Betty Bowers
    Jesus Favorite Christian
    Most Precious in the Sight of Jesus
    • May 2008
    • 27

    #1

    Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor store.

    She's an unsavory woman, who would never be allowed into the Landover Baptist sanctuary, but that doesn't mean we can't condescend to say a prayer for her, however brief or perfunctory.

  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

    @Mrs. Betty Bowers I will pray for her! #Matthew 6:6
    I Jesus!

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    • Mrs. Betty Bowers
      Jesus Favorite Christian
      Most Precious in the Sight of Jesus
      • May 2008
      • 27

      #3
      Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

      Felicity: I noticed that you cite to Matthew 6, wherein the Lord Jesus tells us to pray privately in a closet, not in public.

      I join most of American in responding to Jesus by saying: "Rubbish!"

      I'm not praying in a closet, a place notorious for lurking homosexuals.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

        Amen, Mrs. Bowers! I will be praying for that pink Lexus.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12517

          #5
          Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

          Originally posted by Mrs. Betty Bowers View Post
          I'm not praying in a closet,
          One of the most beautiful prayers ever, was done in a very public way. That was Janis Joplin, "Lord, won't you buy me, a color TV..."
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

            Brother JJ Hold I am still waiting for my Mercedes Benz. I can only assume that Jesus is in backorder at this time.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

              I couldn't hear anything but I did read the text balloons and one of them mentioned Jack Daniel's so I prayed for that.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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