Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

[Nobar King]

I got suckered into watching the match this afternoon out of a sense of patriotism, so I'm rooting for the home team, and they would be blessed if everyone will join in prayer for them to defeat the English team, which is known for its unsportsmanlike behavior.

Well, England is already up 1-0, with an hour left.

Make your prayers NOW so that hopefully the Lord will hear them all and give our team the boost that they need to prevail.

Dear Lord, please recognize this plea for support for America's team and help them dominate over the British just this one time.

Amen.

[Austin Strait]

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I thought God hated Soccer?

[Nobar King]

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Praise Jesus, not only ten minutes later He delivered a goal for Team U.S.A.!

I thought God hated Soccer?

He doesn't hate Team U.S.A.!

Goooooooooallllllllll!!!!!!!!

[Austin Strait]

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In that case may our victory be swift, and leave the Limeys running to their Mommy's.

[Levi Jones]

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How interesting. A tie.

[Meek and Humble]

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This is the greatest American victory over the English since the War of 1812!

[Justin Z]

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Americans don't play soccer as God hates soccer but loves America.

U.S.A in that context obviously means "United States of Australia"

[WinnerNotSinner]

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This match has dampened many of the Brits spirits, so even though it was a draw for USA, it was a win in the eyes of God.

[Professor Bessemer]

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I am certain that the reason God let the match end in a draw was that although He loves the USA and despises England, He was reluctant to help a team of obvious sodomites win any sort of game, especially a game as gay as soccer.

[James Hutchins]

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What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.

[Austin Strait]

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What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.

The British can make Umbrellas? I was under the impression everything the British made fell apart.

[Justin Z]

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The umbrellas they make fall apart.

[new christian]

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I thought God hated Soccer?

It's football, not soccer

All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!

[Sister Charli]

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I thought God hated Soccer?

God hates England.

I know nothing about soccer as Daddy says it is a gayboy sport.

But Australia cleaned up England in rugby union overnight.

Did I mention ..... God hates England!

[Justin Z]

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It's football, not soccer

All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!

No, it is soccer not football. Do not defile the great name of America's favorite sport. I am going to sacrifice my dinner and vomit after I teach you the difference between the 2.



That is a soccer ball


That is a football.