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  • The Doer of Does
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    • Jul 2010
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    #1

    For my friend

    Please pray for my friend. He has been possessed by the devil and talking in very strange ways! I cannot even understand him anymore! He says things like...

    "Brah you must be trippin" and he calls me things like "Young jeezy"

    He is possessed right?
  • MrCinCityMayne
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    #2
    Re: For my friend

    Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
    Please pray for my friend. He has been possessed by the devil and talking in very strange ways! I cannot even understand him anymore! He says things like...

    "Brah you must be trippin" and he calls me things like "Young jeezy"

    He is possessed right?

    Bruh you must be trippin. Holla at yo boi MrCinCityMayne.

    I be reppin dat 859 fo lyfe

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    • Levi Jones
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      #3
      Re: For my friend

      Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
      He is possessed right?
      It's a strong possibility or he may just be an unrepentant mush mouthed Cushite.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • The Doer of Does
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        Re: For my friend

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        It's a strong possibility or he may just be an unrepentant mush mouthed Cushite.
        What is a Cushite Mr. Jones?

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        • Phebe Carlyle
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          • May 2010
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          #5
          Re: For my friend

          Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
          Please pray for my friend. He has been possessed by the devil and talking in very strange ways! I cannot even understand him anymore! He says things like...

          "Brah you must be trippin" and he calls me things like "Young jeezy"

          He is possessed right?
          You want us to pray for your friend when it is clear by your username that you are sexually active with female deer?

          Leviticus 18: 23-24

          Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

          Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:


          It seems your problems are as big (or worse) than his.

          YIC,

          Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • The Doer of Does
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            #6
            Re: For my friend

            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
            You want us to pray for your friend when it is clear by your username that you are sexually active with female deer?
            Dang you caught me

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            • Levi Jones
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              #7
              Re: For my friend

              Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
              What is a Cushite Mr. Jones?
              Thanks to the miracle of the internets, a simple search on any search engine would tell you that a Cushite is a negro.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • The Doer of Does
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                Re: For my friend

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                Thanks to the miracle of the internets, a simple search on any search engine would tell you that a Cushite is a negro.
                I do not use search engines. I believe they will lead me to devilish websites. Where in the KJV1611 does it say I should use a search engine?

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                • BelieverInGod
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                  #9
                  Re: For my friend

                  Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
                  I do not use search engines. I believe they will lead me to devilish websites. Where in the KJV1611 does it say I should use a search engine?
                  Where in the KJV1611 does it tell you to use a computer, matter of fact I don't think it tells you to breathe, so you should stop that immediately.
                  Drama queen

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                  • The Doer of Does
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                    Re: For my friend

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Where in the KJV1611 does it tell you to use a computer, matter of fact I don't think it tells you to breathe, so you should stop that immediately.
                    It doesn't tell me to use a computer. I will repent on that later.

                    But even though it doesn't say I should breathe, I do it because I also believe the KJV1611 says that suicide is a sin...so I must continue to breathe.

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                    • MrCinCityMayne
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                      Re: For my friend

                      I don't think it tells you to breathe, so you should stop that immediately.[/QUOTE]


                      Where in the KJV1611 does it tell you to interpret that someone shall kill themselves by telling them to stop their breathing. Why do you hate Jesus?

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                      • Levi Jones
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                        Re: For my friend

                        Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
                        I also believe the KJV1611 says that suicide is a sin.
                        Why don't you look at the King James until you find the verses that support that and get back to us when you have the answer.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • The Doer of Does
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                          Re: For my friend

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Why don't you look at the King James until you find the verses that support that and get back to us when you have the answer.
                          1 Corinthians 6:19-20

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                          • Levi Jones
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                            #14
                            Re: For my friend

                            Originally posted by MrCinCityMayne View Post

                            Where in the KJV1611 does it tell you to interpret that someone shall kill themselves by telling them to stop their breathing. Why do you hate Jesus?
                            John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #15
                              Re: For my friend

                              Originally posted by The Doer of Does View Post
                              1 Corinthians 6:19-20
                              Not bad, but Paul is speaking about fornication.

                              Look at the preceding verse to get it in context.

                              18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
                              19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
                              20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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