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  • Prayer request for me.

    Dear Brothers,

    On the way home tonight, I got in a slight wreck with another car. Now, there's blood stains all over my truck, and I cannot wash them off.

    Please pray for me, and my vehicle, that I may be able to remove all the blood stains, without damaging the paint.

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    Re: Prayer request for me.

    Oh dear! I'll be happy to pray for you, dear. Any money you save by not having to spend it on your paint job is money you can tithe, after all.
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      Re: Prayer request for me.

      Originally posted by User_Name View Post
      Dear Brothers,

      On the way home tonight, I got in a slight wreck with another car. Now, there's blood stains all over my truck, and I cannot wash them off.

      Please pray for me, and my vehicle, that I may be able to remove all the blood stains, without damaging the paint.
      It is customary among civilized peoples to make an introduction before begging people for favors.
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      • #4
        Re: Prayer request for me.

        I'm not sure why you want us to pray for you. What does your local pastor have to say?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Prayer request for me.

          Maybe you should try washing it yourself, first, before bothering God with your requests.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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