[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

I hope that Dick gets well soon, if Jesus kills him, he will become a stiff, nothing worse that a stiff Dick.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorius Dick

All this concern about Dick!

Doesn't anybody care about Bush?

After all, Dick was never better then when teamed up with Bush.


Miffedly Yours,

Handmaiden

I am still quite fond of Bush. But I get the feeling Bush is worn out these days. Something about Bush just seems a bit fishy. Near the end, Bush seemed a bit dry, and nobody could get a real reaction out of Bush. Even when they attempted to press Bush's buttons. I do believe that the polls really got to Bush. Deep inside Bush felt cramped, his energy bled. We can only hope in time Bush's period of weariness will pass.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Just like Cheny did in Vietnam you can be sure our Big Dick is up for the fight. Something as trivial as Cheny's heart stopped beating isn't good to keep him down for long. No Cheny has access to the GREATEST health care system in the world® (if you are rich) so Cheny will be all right.

Excellent point, Brother BJ, but knowing Dick as I do, I am confident he could perform to satisfaction even without a heart, if need be.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Just like Cheny did in Vietnam you can be sure our Big Dick is up for the fight. Something as trivial as Cheny's heart stopped beating isn't good to keep him down for long. No Cheny has access to the GREATEST health care system in the world(r) (if you are rich) so Cheny will be all right.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

My wife and I have always held Dick in high regard. Even though I live across the pond, Dick's presence has always been sizeable throughout my life; my wife is particularly penetrated by his speeches, which have affected her deeply I am certain. On more than one cold winter night have we shared a walk, thinking solely about Dick. She always takes her hands out of her muff (link for you Americans!) to give a little prayer, I will be extra hard on her to do so because of you, Brother Tannor.

My youngest, 2 year old Sarah, will also be praying for Dick. Until recently, she had never heard of Dick, but I have forced her to experience some which I have filmed.

Massive innuendo win.

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[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

You can count on my prayer! I don't like to get all mushy, but I have to say it: I love Dick! I know some of you love Dick as well, but I have a very hard time believing anyone loves Dick more than me and my lovely Bride. Just thinking about Dick makes me feel all warm inside.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

I saw Dick this afternoon and it gave me a thrill. Dick was standing tall, and giving the nurses what for.

Praise Jesus

Nothing can keep Dick down.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

What more could my Dick want? I stand in awe, Brother McPherson.

I very much appreciate your gratitude. It is a pleasure to help people who love Dick!

[HTannor]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Brother Tannor, I shall fall to my knees and offer the full use of my tongue in aid of wonderful Dick!

What more could my Dick want? I stand in awe, Brother McPherson.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

I saw Dick this afternoon and it gave me a thrill. Dick was standing tall, and giving the nurses what for.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

What in the name of our Saviour™? These are prayers for Mr.Cheney! Not whatever foul heathen filth you are conceiving them to be! Leave us in peace and return to your life of masturbation, atheism, sodomy and more masturbation.


Brother Tannor, I shall fall to my knees and offer the full use of my tongue in aid of wonderful Dick!

[Ninnyboy]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

Massive innuendo win.

[The Disciple]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

It's good to see Unsaved Trash going down on the knees for Dick.

Another hurdle that must be overcome in my pursuit of total salvation.

God recognises my faith and my dedication so its only a matter of time before The Landover Baptist Church Forum realises the same....

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

I could see our Dick Coming back strong after a little rest and some TLC. Dick is not as young as he used to be. The cross species transplant though, Dick might be compatible with an ass but what would happen to him if he were to associate with a donkey. I think our Dick with the heart of a democrat donkey would be rather ineffectual and leave his career limp.

[HTannor]

Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

I'm in no doubt that Dick can rise to the challenge and I will say an extra prayer.
If anyone can pull it off, Dick can.

It's good to see Unsaved Trash going down on the knees for Dick.