Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick

[The Disciple]

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I'm in no doubt that Dick can rise to the challenge and I will say an extra prayer.
If anyone can pull it off, Dick can.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I shall pray that Dick recovers his strength soon, so that he may take hold of his helmet and polish it thoroughly.

Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

[Sister Charli]

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Living Down Under I am not really excited by images of your Dick or your Bush, but if God holds your Dick and your Bush in his hand then any chosen child of God is worthy of prayer.

Hence, I will pray that your Dick is again soon upright and strong in the Lord.

Philippians 4:13 (King James Version)
13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

[Brother Barnabus]

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All this concern about Dick!

Doesn't anybody care about Bush?

After all, Dick was never better then when teamed up with Bush.


Miffedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Bush is not having any life threatening issues. Apparently brainlessness is not a fatal affliction..... but a heartless Dick???

[handmaiden]

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All this concern about Dick!

Doesn't anybody care about Bush?

After all, Dick was never better then when teamed up with Bush.


Miffedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I talked with Dick on the phone earlier today and Dick seemed fine and dandy. I confess that it always gives me a thrill to feel Dick's strong presense. I let Dick know that there are contless mean and women out here praying for a strong Dick to occupy the Whitehouse once again. That caused Dick to perk up quite a bit.

I predict that Dick will be right as rain if we just Pray that the doctors and nurses hands are guided by Jesus to meet every one of Dick's needs.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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I will indeed pray, but I am confident that Dick will be okay. Dick will be the Dick we always know -- that wonderful, intelligent Dick spewing forth patriotism and Republican speeches. The man has been through four heart attacks, he is resilient. Dick is not a softy, Dick is hard and tough. Dick can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I really don't like the idea of those doctors cutting our Dick open. But, they have to do what they have to do, right? After all, these are world class surgeons so we know Dick is in good hands. Dick will be up and walking erect in no time!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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No one loves Dick more than I do. A world without Big Dick would not be worth living in. May Jesus grab ahold of Dick by the shoulders and shake the devil's seeds out of him until he can stand tall like a man once again.

[HTannor]

Sadly, I find myself having to start a new thread because of the newly reported threats to my Beloved Dick.

Brothers and Sisters, Mr. Cheney needs your prayers even more now that recent reports are that he has had to have a heart pump installed.

This is grave news. Those in the health professions are saying that keeping the Dick pumped up artifically can lead to a sudden flattening of the red line if a suitable transplant cannot be found.

I consulted with a source in the veterinarian medical field who suggested that because my Dick is in dire need, a cross-species transplant might be tried. He cited many examples of success in the field, such as the pig valves transplanted into John Wayne's heart.

I asked him about a human donor and he said the only suitable transplant for a Dick such as mine would have to come from the negroid species. I ruled that out immediately. I mean, there are limits. Right?

My source consulted his Holy Bible and found many references to Ass. When I told him I've had a little trouble finding some Ass lately, he suggested I look for a donkey as a suitable solution for my Dick.

I thanked him and have given this problem much thought. I feel that my Dick could benefit from the donkey solution.

I have relayed this information to my contact in Bethesda Hospital. He's a highly placed individual in the X-Ray Photoshop Imaging Laboratory in charge of the critical "Cut and Paste" unit.

He's already working on the "what if" scenarios for my wonderful Dick.

I am comforted that my Dick is in such capable hands.

Please pray for my Dick to come out of this crisis standing tall.