Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Well.. if I knew how to PM I could tell you more special details about him but he said that he contributed at least $436.45 to your website and got NOTHING in return.

Yea, he was a cheap bastard wasn't he.

I'm sure he's sorry for robbing Jesus now that he's down in hell gargling scalding hot satanic spunk.

[David de Rothschild]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Well.. if I knew how to PM I could tell you more special details about him but he said that he contributed at least $436.45 to your website and got NOTHING in return.

At least when people donate at MY website I send then a piece of plastic gathered on MY Successful and heroic voyage to the great garbage patch.

((for demonstrattion only not really from garbage patch)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

I am glad SF had his day at the foot of Jesus. I just hope the boot impression Jesus gave SF down the garbage chute to Hell does not interfere with Satan's work of ripping SF's rectum open to stuff it full of sulfurous demons.

All SF ever did was vomit on baby Jesus.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

No one ever cared for Star Finder. He was annoying and prickly. Hypersensitive too because of all the drugs he was on.

Plus, he never bathed and smelled like a dirty sock.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Well, luckily, his wages on the ship of garbage were ZERO! LOL!

So Bobbie, are you happy SF is dead?

Is that all anyone can say about him?

I wonder if he knew when he left all those months ago, that the only people he considered friends, for some odd reason, would be happy at his death...

We are always happy and rejoicing when Jesus sends another heathen to it's just desserts.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

I thought he worshiped rocks. Glad to hear he's finally in Hell. He mentioned something once about sea serpents eating seagulls too . . . he was just plain nuts!

Oh, and welcome David! Have you tithed yet?

Edit--I just went to your website page. How can you need money to pay for a boat made out of garbage? And I thought you were filthy rich?

Something doesn't add up here.

[David de Rothschild]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

and yes Sister Mary... SF really told me that... whether it is true I do not know.

notice we have not yet seen a denial...

[David de Rothschild]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Oh he mentioned you... he said you went to be a homosexual prostitute in the mountains...

How did that work out? He said you were going to work the "slopes" by which I thought he meant Jap tourists....

[Levi Jones]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Well, luckily, his wages on the ship of garbage were ZERO! LOL!

So Bobbie, are you happy SF is dead?

Is that all anyone can say about him?

I wonder if he knew when he left all those months ago, that the only people he considered friends, for some odd reason, would be happy at his death...

Who? I don't remember him.
Oh wait, you mean the guy who.. um, never mind. I still have nothing.

[David de Rothschild]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Well, luckily, his wages on the ship of garbage were ZERO! LOL!

So Bobbie, are you happy SF is dead?

Is that all anyone can say about him?

I wonder if he knew when he left all those months ago, that the only people he considered friends, for some odd reason, would be happy at his death...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

Hi! David de Rothschild here with a message of hope for all mankind! If I can sail on a ship made out of garbage, maybe you too could do something with your miserable life!

Like Star Finder did! He was the butt of jokes and slanders, and he did smell quite bad, but he was useful to me until he died and so that was a good thing, for me.

Anyway I don't know if he was a Hindoo (except he smelled like a monkey) but I do know he was always talking about how much he loved you guys.

Or maybe it was how much you abused him. I forget. It do not really matter.

So if you care to please say a prayer and leave a testimonial about how much he meant to you when he was alive.

DDR.

Starfinder was no Hidoo, by his own admission he was an astrologer since he worshiped the stars.

It is said he drowned out in the Pacific in the Great Garbage patch with the rest of the trash. But we gave him every chance in the world to accept Jesus.

The wages of sin are death.

[David de Rothschild]

Hi! David de Rothschild here with a message of hope for all mankind! If I can sail on a ship made out of garbage, maybe you too could do something with your miserable life!

Like Star Finder did! He was the butt of jokes and slanders, and he did smell quite bad, but he was useful to me until he died and so that was a good thing, for me.

Anyway I don't know if he was a Hindoo (except he smelled like a monkey) but I do know he was always talking about how much he loved you guys.

Or maybe it was how much you abused him. I forget. It do not really matter.

So if you care to please say a prayer and leave a testimonial about how much he meant to you when he was alive.

DDR.