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    Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

    Hi! David de Rothschild here with a message of hope for all mankind! If I can sail on a ship made out of garbage, maybe you too could do something with your miserable life!

    Like Star Finder did! He was the butt of jokes and slanders, and he did smell quite bad, but he was useful to me until he died and so that was a good thing, for me.

    Anyway I don't know if he was a Hindoo (except he smelled like a monkey) but I do know he was always talking about how much he loved you guys.

    Or maybe it was how much you abused him. I forget. It do not really matter.

    So if you care to please say a prayer and leave a testimonial about how much he meant to you when he was alive.

    DDR.
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    Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

    Originally posted by David de Rothschild View Post
    Hi! David de Rothschild here with a message of hope for all mankind! If I can sail on a ship made out of garbage, maybe you too could do something with your miserable life!

    Like Star Finder did! He was the butt of jokes and slanders, and he did smell quite bad, but he was useful to me until he died and so that was a good thing, for me.

    Anyway I don't know if he was a Hindoo (except he smelled like a monkey) but I do know he was always talking about how much he loved you guys.

    Or maybe it was how much you abused him. I forget. It do not really matter.

    So if you care to please say a prayer and leave a testimonial about how much he meant to you when he was alive.

    DDR.
    Starfinder was no Hidoo, by his own admission he was an astrologer since he worshiped the stars.

    It is said he drowned out in the Pacific in the Great Garbage patch with the rest of the trash. But we gave him every chance in the world to accept Jesus.

    The wages of sin are death.

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    • #3
      Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

      Well, luckily, his wages on the ship of garbage were ZERO! LOL!

      So Bobbie, are you happy SF is dead?

      Is that all anyone can say about him?

      I wonder if he knew when he left all those months ago, that the only people he considered friends, for some odd reason, would be happy at his death...

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      • #4
        Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

        Originally posted by David de Rothschild View Post
        Well, luckily, his wages on the ship of garbage were ZERO! LOL!

        So Bobbie, are you happy SF is dead?

        Is that all anyone can say about him?

        I wonder if he knew when he left all those months ago, that the only people he considered friends, for some odd reason, would be happy at his death...
        Who? I don't remember him.
        Oh wait, you mean the guy who.. um, never mind. I still have nothing.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

          Oh he mentioned you... he said you went to be a homosexual prostitute in the mountains...

          How did that work out? He said you were going to work the "slopes" by which I thought he meant Jap tourists....

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          • #6
            Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

            and yes Sister Mary... SF really told me that... whether it is true I do not know.

            notice we have not yet seen a denial...

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            • #7
              Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

              I thought he worshiped rocks. Glad to hear he's finally in Hell. He mentioned something once about sea serpents eating seagulls too . . . he was just plain nuts!

              Oh, and welcome David! Have you tithed yet?

              Edit--I just went to your website page. How can you need money to pay for a boat made out of garbage? And I thought you were filthy rich?

              Something doesn't add up here.
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              • #8
                Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

                Originally posted by David de Rothschild View Post
                Well, luckily, his wages on the ship of garbage were ZERO! LOL!

                So Bobbie, are you happy SF is dead?

                Is that all anyone can say about him?

                I wonder if he knew when he left all those months ago, that the only people he considered friends, for some odd reason, would be happy at his death...
                We are always happy and rejoicing when Jesus sends another heathen to it's just desserts.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

                  No one ever cared for Star Finder. He was annoying and prickly. Hypersensitive too because of all the drugs he was on.

                  Plus, he never bathed and smelled like a dirty sock.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

                    I am glad SF had his day at the foot of Jesus. I just hope the boot impression Jesus gave SF down the garbage chute to Hell does not interfere with Satan's work of ripping SF's rectum open to stuff it full of sulfurous demons.

                    All SF ever did was vomit on baby Jesus.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

                      Well.. if I knew how to PM I could tell you more special details about him but he said that he contributed at least $436.45 to your website and got NOTHING in return.

                      At least when people donate at MY website I send then a piece of plastic gathered on MY Successful and heroic voyage to the great garbage patch.

                      ((for demonstrattion only not really from garbage patch)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Memorial Prayers for Star Finder

                        Originally posted by David de Rothschild View Post
                        Well.. if I knew how to PM I could tell you more special details about him but he said that he contributed at least $436.45 to your website and got NOTHING in return.
                        Yea, he was a cheap bastard wasn't he.

                        I'm sure he's sorry for robbing Jesus now that he's down in hell gargling scalding hot satanic spunk.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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