[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.

We love Chris enough to hope he converts on his death bed like Darwin and Einstein did. If that isn't love I don't know what is.

Please tell me, what's the difference between you guys and the Taliban?

We're snappier dressers. We don't veil or make our women wear burqas. We aren't fighting American soldiers. We profess Jesus Christ. We read the Bible. We don't have prayer rugs. We don't live in caves. Just to name a few.

It's just sooo obvious that you Christian Fundamentalists have a demented view of the world. Bet you were disappointed that the world didn't end yesterday, right?

A little. I would love to ascend to Heaven and leave you unsaved behind to deal with the unspeakable tortures God is going to pour out all over you.

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.

Please tell me, what's the difference between you guys and the Taliban?

It's just sooo obvious that you Christian Fundamentalists have a demented view of the world. Bet you were disappointed that the world didn't end yesterday, right?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee Pastor Ezekiel,

I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.

If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.

Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!

We merely pray for God's will to be done.

It is He that doles out the suffering on sinners, friend.

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

That's "motherfu*cker", not piffler!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee Pastor Ezekiel,

I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.

If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.

Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!

Dear friend:

Can you prove, using Scripture, that he has said anything wrong?

[amazer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Gee Pastor Ezekiel,

I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherfucker, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.

If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.

Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains "Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!

America's leading atheist is dying. Christopher Hitchens, a prominent public intellectual, has been diagnosed with cancer of the esophagus. The deadly disease has spread to his lungs and lymph nodes.

. . .

Yet it is astonishing how even when starkly confronted with his mortality, Mr. Hitchens is unable to restrain his anti-Catholic bigotry. The specter of death cannot wrench him of his hatred for religion - especially the Catholic Church.

As he describes the pain and gradual degradation that cancer inflicts upon its victim, Mr. Hitchens reminisces about possible regrets in his life. Besides not seeing his children getting married, he is stricken by the prospect that he will never read or write the obituary of "elderly villains," such as the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger. Mr. Hitchens' bile toward Pope Benedict XVI knows no bounds. Typical of many bigots, he clings to his burning hate unto the final hour - it is all that is left to warm his dark, desiccated soul.

Like all atheists, Mr. Hitchens is a hypocrite. He denounces the existence of God while simultaneously living off the ethical norms established by the Judeo-Christian tradition. For example, in his column, he lauds the "selfless" doctors who are treating him, describing their commitment to the dignity of the individual. The sacred nature of human life - and why the West distinctly cherishes it - is a direct result of our Christian heritage: It is the social application of the imperative to love one's neighbor as oneself.

Mr. Hitchens also confesses to taking comfort from all the prayer groups at his treatment center. He is receiving emotional sustenance from people and practices he has spent a lifetime mocking.

It is true that this man has spread unspeakable lies about the Pope, The Holy Roman Church and many of its kind, humble and visionary clerics but as good Catholics it is our duty to reach out to him right up until his last breath.

Fortunately for Mr. Hutchens, and for our diminishing foreign reserves fund, we Catholics have him surrounded and are prepared to give him Extreme Unction to ensure his salvation while at the same time taking an easy million dollars from some rubes operating a 'Church' from the back of truck-stop somewhere in a corn field.

Since he is receiving his primary care from a Catholic doctor in a Catholic hospital I'd say he is as good as saved!

Please send the money in question to my assistant Brother Niall Downes at my museum office. We will provide a receipt for tax purposes.



Bless you, my proof Of Barnum's adage,
Father Mo









.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains "Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!

America's leading atheist is dying. Christopher Hitchens, a prominent public intellectual, has been diagnosed with cancer of the esophagus. The deadly disease has spread to his lungs and lymph nodes.

. . .

Yet it is astonishing how even when starkly confronted with his mortality, Mr. Hitchens is unable to restrain his anti-Catholic bigotry. The specter of death cannot wrench him of his hatred for religion - especially the Catholic Church.

As he describes the pain and gradual degradation that cancer inflicts upon its victim, Mr. Hitchens reminisces about possible regrets in his life. Besides not seeing his children getting married, he is stricken by the prospect that he will never read or write the obituary of "elderly villains," such as the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger. Mr. Hitchens' bile toward Pope Benedict XVI knows no bounds. Typical of many bigots, he clings to his burning hate unto the final hour - it is all that is left to warm his dark, desiccated soul.

Like all atheists, Mr. Hitchens is a hypocrite. He denounces the existence of God while simultaneously living off the ethical norms established by the Judeo-Christian tradition. For example, in his column, he lauds the "selfless" doctors who are treating him, describing their commitment to the dignity of the individual. The sacred nature of human life - and why the West distinctly cherishes it - is a direct result of our Christian heritage: It is the social application of the imperative to love one's neighbor as oneself.

Mr. Hitchens also confesses to taking comfort from all the prayer groups at his treatment center. He is receiving emotional sustenance from people and practices he has spent a lifetime mocking.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Pastor Zeke and Reverend Jim, I have mobilized the Curative Prayer Center at Landover Baptist University to pray for Hitchen's conversion. While we normally pray for patients to be cured directly by God, I am following your instructions to instead pray that Mr. Hitchens to becomes a True Christian™ and then dies of his righteous throat cancer.

Here is a photo of our Faith Healers
using their Prayer Amplifiers in the CPC

'

[SUV]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

For his traveling pleasure on the HELL Train: Jesus, please reserve one extra-wide "love seat" (ordinarily for homer!s and fatsos only)
for Hitchens and his evil twin, Dawkins

Because most Certainly a Just God will remove his chancreous self from the Earth soon also.

Excre-mints for the ride, anyone?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.

Since he got sick, that heathen Hitchens got even uglier! I think God has really started punishing him for his heretical beliefs! Couldn't be happening to a nicer guy!

[beewill]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Please forgive me for not introducing myself, that is clearly protocall. I have done so in the link you so kindly provided.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.

This is not a joke. Please seek help.

How so friend? All we are trying to do is help Mr Hitchens in his dark moment of need. It is not like we gave him cancer. If I dare say so it would be Hitchen's notorious chain smoking that created his unfortunate condition.

[hpanic7342]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.

This is not a joke. Please seek help.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

@ beewill

Why don't you make an introduction before you go around derailing our Holy threads with your negativity.