[Lisa H]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

To my friends down under... You do have an alternative in your upcoming election...

Typical of a God mocking pirate. They want to go around touching things with their perverted noodles.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

Typical of a God mocking pirate. They want to go around touching things with their perverted noodles.

You may have a suppressed urge to go round doing perverted things with noodles, hence you predisposition to keep making such comments, but I do not see Noodles as being in anyway sexual.

[Lisa H]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

You may have a suppressed urge to go round doing perverted things with noodles, hence you predisposition to keep making such comments, but I do not see Noodles as being in anyway sexual.

Lets put 2 & 2 together. Pirate, sex party. Need I say more.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

Lets put 2 & 2 together. Pirate, sex party. Need I say more.

do you always get 5 from that equation Lisa? Now sign or mention of Noodles in that picture, yet again your own "perversions" are showing.

Anyway stop trying to derail yet another topic.

[Lisa H]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

do you always get 5 from that equation Lisa? Now sign or mention of Noodles in that picture, yet again your own "perversions" are showing.

Anyway stop trying to derail yet another topic.

Are you now back peddling that you endorse this pirate. Is it a fake FSM pirate.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

No back peddling, yes I would support a Pirate and a party that stands for freedom, but thee is still no Noodly perversion involved, that is all in YOUR own mind Lisa.

So why are you still derailing this topic?

[Lisa H]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

No back peddling, yes I would support a Pirate and a party that stands for freedom, but thee is still no Noodly perversion involved, that is all in YOUR own mind Lisa.

So why are you still derailing this topic?

Of course there is noodly perversion. It is one of your pirate friends. They want unfiltered internet access to porn sites. Sex education in schools. It is called Sex Party, another name for orgy.

Look at this picture at one of their local meetings



Trash like this will go to hell for their whorish ways. Australia is facing a tough time let alone having your noodle pirates take over.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

Of course there is noodly perversion. It is one of your pirate friends. They want unfiltered internet access to porn sites. Sex education in schools. It is called Sex Party, another name for orgy.

Look at this picture at one of their local meetings



Trash like this will go to hell for their whorish ways. Australia is facing a tough time let alone having your noodle pirates take over.

Pirate:

Yes.

Pastafarianism:

Maybe.

Perversion:

Only in side your tiny little mind.

Unfiltered internet access:

If you don't want to see it don't click it, if you don't what your children to see it, supervise their online activity, you should be doing that anyway. (last part not directed at Lisa)

Sex education in schools:

Sex is a fact of life, if you ignore that then you get unwanted pregnancies and a spread of sexual transmitted disease.

Sex Party, another name for orgy:

Jealous because you don't get invited to such things?

[Sister Charli]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

Do you see how confused their supporters are? This bloke las "left" on his right breast and is wearing a crucifix. I bet he is a dope smoking, homosexual, catlick, Mary worshipping, speed freak.

[Lisa H]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

That bloke looks like he is having a good perve at the bloke next to him.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

That bloke looks like he is having a good perve at the bloke next to him.

I think bloke #2 is a midget to boot.

Pictures from sex parties should be marked NSFW.

[Lisa H]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

I think bloke #2 is a midget to boot.

Pictures from sex parties should be marked NSFW.

Unfortunately Billy Bob, during the current election campaigning, these events are happening daily. Scenes like this are everywhere. It has become normal. Even prostitutes are coming out of the brothels and parading for the sex-party.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

Do you see how confused their supporters are? This bloke has "left" on his right breast and is wearing a crucifix. I bet he is a dope smoking, homosexual, catlick, Mary worshipping, speed freak.

Maybe a shirt from some sport he plays? left denoting something to do with his field position. Hardly rocket science.
So he maybe a follower of one of the cults of Elohim, but still feels that religion has no place in politics. Again hardly rocket science.

Note: this post is for the information and convenience of the public, and does not constitute endorsement, recommendation, or favouring by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster of the Australian Sex Party. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not endorse, recommend, or favour any single political party.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

I'll admit to being a bit worried about the safety of the good Christian folk at the top of this picture:


Joshua 6:5 And it shall come to pass, that when they make a long blast with the ram's horn, and when ye hear the sound of the trumpet, all the people shall shout with a great shout; and the wall of the city shall fall down flat, and the people shall ascend up every man straight before him..
20 So the people shouted when the priests blew with the trumpets: and it came to pass, when the people heard the sound of the trumpet, and the people shouted with a great shout, that the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city.

I do hope that the sound of that ram's horn trumpet did not inspire God to nostalgically knock down that wall that those Godly folk are leaning on, otherwise there could have been some nasty consequences for those poor upside-down Christians.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

We gathered today in this God-forsaken country's capital, braving the cold, to ask Jesus to deliver us and make us like unto His Holy Land, the USA (except not with a Negra or a woman head of state).

I pray that we may one day be proud to raise this new Godly flag in our country.