[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

I'll pray for you, Meatball Muncher.

That post sent me to hospital for two days. I haven't yet revealed the story of my life and my escape from the Abos into the arms of Jesus. It seems as if now is the time, though it may be some time before my medication allows me to calm down enough.

Although if tomorrow's election here results in the dismissal of every single homersexual atheist Satanistic communist lesbean - in other words every politician but one - in our parliament and replaces them with True Christians™, my joy will overcome your evil and this God-forsaken place will begin to become more unto the Promised Land of Freehold!

PRAY FOR US TOMORROW, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

Hear Brother Snapper Brothers & Sisters, we need you prayers as the once proud land of Australia is under siege from Cathlyks, Atheists and Abo's

[Lisa H]

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Hear Brother Snapper Brothers & Sisters, we need you prayers as the once proud land of Australia is under siege from Cathlyks, Atheists and Abo's

I am at a loss who to vote for. What choice do we have.
1. ALP: Lesbian with a hairdresser boyfriend
2. LIB: Cathlick who runs around in budgie smugglers
3. Greens: Homer who want to legitimize homer marriages.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

I am at a loss who to vote for. What choice do we have.
1. ALP: Lesbian with a hairdresser boyfriend
2. LIB: Cathlick who runs around in budgie smugglers
3. Greens: Homer who want to legitimize homer marriages.

I think the choice is clear, Sister Lisa.

They recognise that we should live under God's rules, and they had the gumption to stand up against that Godless atheist lesbean communist [filth removed] Party (see below if you have a strong stomach), so I fully expect Jesus to ensure a landslide.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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We could all be on a plane to Freehold tomorrow...

We may have to call upon the "connections" of Pastor Ezekeil, Rev. Jim and Brother Dewitt so they may be able to provide some positive "influence" to senior immigration officials so as to fast track U.S. residency / Green Card

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

We could all be on a plane to Freehold tomorrow...

The only thing that would be more glorious will be to stand before Him when He returns!

We may have to call upon the "connections" of Pastor Ezekeil, Rev. Jim and Brother Dewitt so they may be able to provide some positive "influence" to senior immigration officials so as to fast track U.S. residency / Green Card

I hope that after the next election in the US, all we'll need to do is show our True Christian(tm) credentials for instant and welcome entry!

[Lisa H]

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When I went vote the awful sex-party was there. Any would think think it was a love fest. I was disappointed I only had Labour, Liberals and Greens to chose from in the lower house.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

When I went vote the awful [filth removed]-party was there. Any would think think it was a love fest. I was disappointed I only had Labour, Liberals and Greens to chose from in the lower house.

It only goes to show what a Godless country we live in, Sister Lisa. Join me in prayer tonight that Jesus will sweep away all the homersexual atheist communist lesbeans and install His Own candidates but tomorrow!

[Warner S. Davidson]

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It only goes to show what a Godless country we live in, Sister Lisa. Join me in prayer tonight that Jesus will sweep away all the homersexual atheist communist lesbeans and install His Own candidates but tomorrow!

I am also Praying for Jesus to deploy a couple of Snipers

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Glory to the highest! It's wonderful to see that there are still a few Christians left in the land of Vegemite and Fosters.

I'd hope so after all the money we spent on our hugely successful Mission to Australia.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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The results aren't all in yet, but the outcome is clear: Jesus is angry.

Neither the ring-kissing, kiddie-fiddling Papist nor the communist atheist lesbean will have enough seats to govern (and I use the term loosely) in their own right. Most disappointing is that the only party that even professed Jesus's Lordship, Family First, doesn't seem to have a single member. Results for the Senate aren't in yet, but we live in hope that Family First may at least have control there.

Four independents and one watermelon Green will determine which of the two will be Prime Minister. I'm laying in supplies of lip bleach and steel wool in case we're all required to do a lot of ring-kissing.

Jesus is telling us something: that while we continue to ignore Him, he will visit us with plagues of Papists and lesbeans. And it's no less than we deserve. Prayer closets across this God-forsaken land had better be full for the next three years.

Pray for us, Brothers and Sisters.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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The results aren't all in yet, but the outcome is clear: Jesus is angry.

Neither the ring-kissing, kiddie-fiddling Papist nor the communist atheist lesbean will have enough seats to govern (and I use the term loosely) in their own right. Most disappointing is that the only party that even professed Jesus's Lordship, Family First, doesn't seem to have a single member. Results for the Senate aren't in yet, but we live in hope that Family First may at least have control there.

Four independents and one watermelon Green will determine which of the two will be Prime Minister. I'm laying in supplies of lip bleach and steel wool in case we're all required to do a lot of ring-kissing.

Jesus is telling us something: that while we continue to ignore Him, he will visit us with plagues of Papists and lesbeans. And it's no less than we deserve. Prayer closets across this God-forsaken land had better be full for the next three years.

Pray for us, Brothers and Sisters.

Well said my fine supportive True Christian(tm) Australian brother

Certainly there is no doubt that Jesus has intervened. Praise Him
However but I am a little worried that I did not pray hard enough so as to ensure a Christian outcome etc.

I am so wracked with grief and guilt I am unsure whether I will be able to make it to Church today

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Well said my fine supportive True Christian™ Australian brother

Certainly there is no doubt that Jesus has intervened. Praise Him
However but I am a little worried that I did not pray hard enough so as to ensure a Christian outcome etc.

I am so wracked with grief and guilt I am unsure whether I will be able to make it to Church today

I know exactly how you feel, Brother Warner! There's no doubt in my mind that I bear some of the blame for this by not praying enough and for failing to live up to His expectations.

The only answer is to do better: more church attendance, more time in the prayer closet, and more tithing.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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I know exactly how you feel, Brother Warner! There's no doubt in my mind that I bear some of the blame for this by not praying enough and for failing to live up to His expectations.

The only answer is to do better: more church attendance, more time in the prayer closet, and more tithing.

Brother Snapper:

I am buoyed and cheered by you wise words Brother Snapper....I shall go to Church this morning and Praise Jesus, pray and then tithe $1000

[BloodyDeliverance]

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This, what I can only assume, Australian model clearly has a place in Christian fashion. I wonder where he bought that blessed shirt.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Please pray for the Godly Australians

This, what I can only assume, Australian model clearly has a place in Christian fashion. I wonder where he bought that blessed shirt.

Indeed, it's a Godly garment. I'll pass on your admiration to Brother Bruce.