[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: I'm very confused.

You would be making a grave mistake. You don't want to join their cesspool of ignorance and intolerance. If you want to be saved then join a "forgiving" religion.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: I'm very confused.

Is it my imagination, or have y'all said this before, and then said you're confused again?
Honey, our serving boy who ain't right in the head is less confused than you are. What's so hard to understand, sugar? Just stop touching your (forgive me Jesus)man-thing, and you'll be fine!

Why don't you stop being immature and use actual anatomical terms.

There is nothing wrong with masturbation! I'm touching my PENIS right now actually.

[Talitha]

Re: I'm very confused.

Why don't you stop being immature and use actual anatomical terms.

There is nothing wrong with *****! I'm touching my ****right now actually.

It's Tallywhacker and M'ing. Please don't use such rude words here.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: I'm very confused.

It's Tallywhacker and M'ing. Please don't use such rude words here.

Rude? Anatomical terms are rude?

A doctor will not confront a man and use such immature words as "tallywhacker".

[Talitha]

Re: I'm very confused.

Rude? Anatomical terms are rude?

A doctor will not confront a man and use such immature words as "tallywhacker".

True Christian(tm) Doctord NEVER use such words

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: I'm very confused.

True Christian™ Doctord NEVER use such words

Yeah, and I doubt those "True Christian" doctors have a legitimate medical degree.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm very confused.

There is nothing wrong with masturbation! I'm touching my PENIS right now actually.

Dude, I'm all for liberal and independent thinking and all that, but seriously, I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: I'm very confused.

Dude, I'm all for liberal and independent thinking and all that, but seriously, I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that.

Finally, someone not clouded by delusion...or are you?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm very confused.

I'm no Christian. I'm a Pagan and a liberal. I'm here for debate, mainly.

Like I said though, even among us sane types, the monkey spanking talk isn't all that appealing.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm very confused.

You would be making a grave mistake. You don't want to join their cesspool of ignorance and intolerance. If you want to be saved then join a "forgiving" religion.

Did you know that Jesus forgives all your sins if you come to him with a heart full of genuine repentance? You can still smack Jews around with tools if you want, just give up the arrogance and blasphemy.

Rude? Anatomical terms are rude?

A doctor will not confront a man and use such immature words as "tallywhacker".

Yes, and I suppose we should model all our standards of behaviour on what cow-worshipping dotheads do, should we?

Dude, I'm all for liberal and independent thinking and all that, but seriously, I can assure you, no one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that.

Evidently you've never heard of a fellow called Bill Clinton.

Finally, someone not clouded by delusion...or are you?

She's a witch. You don't get more deluded than that. She actually believes that people care about what women think.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm very confused.

Evidently you've never heard of a fellow called Bill Clinton.

Personally, I think it might have been better for a lot of people if no one had heard about that. His private business should be kept private. I'm not saying I approve of him cheating on his wife if that's what he did, but it isn't fair that his dirty laundry should be aired like that.

She's a witch. You don't get more deluded than that. She actually believes that people care about what women think.

Hey, at least I actually can think.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm very confused.

Personally, I think it might have been better for a lot of people if no one had heard about that. His private business should be kept private. I'm not saying I approve of him cheating on his wife if that's what he did, but it isn't fair that his dirty laundry should be aired like that.

I guess this is one of those cases where we'll have to agree to disagree: you think his private life should be kept private, I think he should have been executed by stoning live on national television in front of a crowd of cheering schoolchildren. And then afterwards all the children would be given special commemorative t-shirts with the legend "I saw Bill Clinton meet his bloody death under a hail of rocks and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" and a picture of the mashed, pulpy remnants of Clinton's face.

Hey, at least I actually can think.

No you can't. You are a woman, so you have ovaries where your brain should be. What you think you're thinking, that's actually just Satan whistling through your empty head.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm very confused.

I guess this is one of those cases where we'll have to agree to disagree: you think his private life should be kept private, I think he should have been executed by stoning live on national television in front of a crowd of cheering schoolchildren. And then afterwards all the children would be given special commemorative t-shirts with the legend "I saw Bill Clinton meet his bloody death under a hail of rocks and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" and a picture of the mashed, pulpy remnants of Clinton's face.

Yes, he cheated, which was a bad thing. But as presidents go, there have been worse, much worse. For instance, the current occupant of the oval office.

No you can't. You are a woman, so you have ovaries where your brain should be. What you think you're thinking, that's actually just Satan whistling through your empty head.

I'm sure he's much too busy to stand beside my head all day, whistling, Temperance.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm very confused.

I'm sure he's much too busy to stand beside my head all day, whistling, Temperance.

Jesus is by my side all the time. I find it sad that you can't say the same about the master you serve. Why not reject your uncaring, neglectful Dark Lord and get right with Christ today?