Please Pray For Me..

[Colin Cameron]

I have come to realize that I am a gay euro soccor fan and have since then tried to change my ways.

I have began the following:

1. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 cover to cover.
2. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 even more.
3. Taking note of the sound advice of the Pastors
4. Dismissing my gay euro soccor roots.

Can you all help me become a better Christian?

Can you show me the way?

Can you advise please?

YIC

Colin

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

Well, you are off to a cracking start! A tithing plan wouldn't go amiss. I will be more than happy to pray for you, dear.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

Well, you are off to a cracking start! A tithing plan wouldn't go amiss. I will be more than happy to pray for you, dear.

Thank you Mrs Rogers. I will take heed of your sound advice.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Thank you Mrs Rogers. I will take heed of your sound advice.

Your interest in Football was bordering on idolatry and you need to divorce yourself of any thoughts of soccer what so ever. I would suggest that every time you think about anything to do with the sport you are to open your KJV and memorize a passage. Keep repeating the verse until it is firmly ingrained. Remember a new thought, a new verse. If this is not enough you need to add to this. Memorize a verse then slam your hand violently with a door that should reinforce the experience.
I hope this helps you.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

Your interest in Football was bordering on idolatry and you need to divorce yourself of any thoughts of soccer what so ever. I would suggest that every time you think about anything to do with the sport you are to open your KJV and memorize a passage. Keep repeating the verse until it is firmly ingrained. Remember a new thought, a new verse. If this is not enough you need to add to this. Memorize a verse then slam your hand violently with a door that should reinforce the experience.
I hope this helps you.

I am trying to avoid anything to do with the sport from now on and your advice is most helpful. I have also found that as a by-product of your advice regarding slamming my hand with a door is preventing me from using the remote control to watch the gay sport.

I am trying, really trying. I have looked at giving myself and incentive...my holy grail so to speak would be 'True Christian' status with 'Ex Soccer Gayboy' badge.

I will keep on trying.

[Lisa H]

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I am glad you are turning from your gay eurotrash ways.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

I am glad you are turning from your gay eurotrash ways.

Thanks Lisa, really appreciate it. I have realised that I have been influenced by the Devil whilst living in Europe and Landover have identified this problem.

Now I am in the process of making amends for my sinful ways.

Whilst I am here, I feel I should do something on behalf of the Church - any suggestions? I am thinking about introducing teabagging for example..

[Lisa H]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

Thanks Lisa, really appreciate it. I have realised that I have been influenced by the Devil whilst living in Europe and Landover have identified this problem.

Now I am in the process of making amends for my sinful ways.

Whilst I am here, I feel I should do something on behalf of the Church - any suggestions? I am thinking about introducing teabagging for example..

Are you wanting to make Tea Bags for old ladies to use instead of using a Tea Pot. The old ladies might like that.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

Are you wanting to make Tea Bags for old ladies to use instead of using a Tea Pot. The old ladies might like that.

Yes, I feel that this would be most welcome amongt the older ladies in Europe. I feel that over a cup of tea (very common around these parts) we can read the KJV Bible and together we can save our souls from the burning pits of Hell.

I also find that tea bags are more easier to use than the traditional tea pot.

You never know, I might meet a nice lady which will obviously help me with my rehab to becoming a Hetrosexual NON soccer fan.

[Didymus Much]

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...'True Christian' status with 'Ex Soccer Gayboy' badge...

I haven't seen one of those before. Have any dimwitted eurotrash soccerfags managed to renounce such things and obtain True Christian™ status?

Further on this subject: aside from hunting and Witch Stoning, what other sports do Freeholdians enjoy?

[Levi Jones]

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I haven't seen one of those before. Have any dimwitted eurotrash soccerfags managed to renounce such things and obtain True Christian™ status?

Further on this subject: aside from hunting and Witch Stoning, what other sports do Freeholdians enjoy?

A real man's sport, American football. I'm a big Denver Broncos fan now that the godly Tim Tebow is playing for them.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please Pray For Me..

I have come to realize that I am a gay euro soccor fan and have since then tried to change my ways.

I have began the following:

1. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 cover to cover.
2. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 even more.
3. Taking note of the sound advice of the Pastors
4. Dismissing my gay euro soccor roots.

Can you all help me become a better Christian?

Can you show me the way?

Can you advise please?

YIC

Colin

Oh dear, you have been taken in by their propaganda, becoming a "better Christian" will not help you gain a better understanding of God and Life

[Lisa H]

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Oh dear, you have been taken in by their propaganda, becoming a "better Christian" will not help you gain a better understanding of God and Life

It does not take you long to sniff out a lost soul tying to find his way. Don't you have a plate spaghetti to eat.

[Jo Freddie]

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It does not take you long to sniff out a lost soul tying to find his way. Don't you have a plate spaghetti to eat.

If your version of god was the TRUTH you would not need to be so aggressive when I post, but as what I post is the TRUTH about God you immediately have to go on the defensive.

[Lisa H]

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If your version of god was the TRUTH you would not need to be so aggressive when I post, but as what I post is the TRUTH about God you immediately have to go on the defensive.

My, arn't we a bit narcky today. You must of had to eat cold left over pasta for breakfast.