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    Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

    Hello Friends,

    After fasting through Yom Kippur, I welcome all to join in the Jewish celebration and festival of Sukkot! Rothstein and Associates, LLC has leased the FOE lodge on North Front Rd. in Freehold for one week, beginning 9/22. All are welcome as we celebrate the Jewish thanksgiving.

    As I am an established businessman in your community, I look forward to meeting each and every one of you. Please bring gifts and let's join hands to thank Yahweh for the bountiful fall harvest.

    May Yahweh bless you all.

    Shalom
    Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
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  • #2
    Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

    I don't want to hear about your Jewish homosexual oral sex daisy-chain "Suckit" festival, and I'm sure that the police will be putting a stop to it in short order!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

      Sukkot. Sounds like an Asian meal
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

        Notice he always expects us to "bring gifts". Well I can bring the dogs, you're children WILL exercise.
        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Notice he always expects us to "bring gifts". Well I can bring the dogs, you're children WILL exercise.
          Very true Sister BIG. I wonder when he is going to bring us gifts.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

            I was thinking of getting you a cattle car.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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            • #7
              Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              I was thinking of getting you a cattle car.
              I was going to bring an oven, but the airline won't consider it "luggage". Maybe we could transport it in your cattle car!

              Otherwise, I'll have to settle for some nice Star of David badges.

              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                Are you trying to tell us that you're a queer?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                  Please take your anti-Christian hate speech to another website forum and bait someone else. I don't wander into your synagoge and point out all the errors in your examination of God's Word. So don't wave your weird ritual in my face.

                  Jewish "Thanksgiving" indeed. The only True Thanksgiving was the one observed by those brave first Christians on American shores. Those people were God's Chosen People, bringing the Bible with the Gospel of Jesus Christ to a new landmass where they could spread the Word and God could bless us with abundance.


                  Christianly Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    I was going to bring an oven, but the airline won't consider it "luggage". Maybe we could transport it in your cattle car!

                    Otherwise, I'll have to settle for some nice Star of David badges.

                    It was supposed to be a surprise, but we got him a place to live in the woods near Freehold. You can put the oven there for the, erm, housewarming party.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                      Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
                      All are welcome as we celebrate the Jewish thanksgiving.

                      I shudder to think the main dish consists of all those "clippings" you take from your male children.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        It was supposed to be a surprise, but we got him a place to live in the woods near Freehold. You can put the oven there for the, erm, housewarming party.
                        How delightful! I'll have it shipped there.

                        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                        I shudder to think the main dish consists of all those "clippings" you take from your male children.

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                          I'll be giving thanks alright. Giving thanks to the Lord for saving me from the Jooish cult and sparing me from having to live in a hut made out of twigs. I'm not making this up. This is actually where Jews have to live for a week:


                          They stand in their little hut made out of twigs with a blanket over their heads waving a lemon and a green stick around. I am not making this up. It's pretty much the highlight of their year.

                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            I'll be giving thanks alright. Giving thanks to the Lord for saving me from the Jooish cult and sparing me from having to live in a hut made out of twigs. I'm not making this up. This is actually where Jews have to live for a week:


                            They stand in their little hut made out of twigs with a blanket over their heads waving a lemon and a green stick around. I am not making this up. It's pretty much the highlight of their year.

                            Is this supposed to teach them something? Like how tough they have it?

                            If those joo boys want something tough to live with, let them spend a week with me in the trailer park.

                            They'll face coons, greasers, and gooks.

                            They'll run crying back to their Rabbi's on their knees. (Well, maybe not as tough as going back to their priests on their knees, but pretty tough, anyway.)
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

                              What is the point of that, Brother Temperance? Did they have lemons in the desert?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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