Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

What is the point of that, Brother Temperance? Did they have lemons in the desert?

[HTannor]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

I'll be giving thanks alright. Giving thanks to the Lord for saving me from the Jooish cult and sparing me from having to live in a hut made out of twigs. I'm not making this up. This is actually where Jews have to live for a week:


They stand in their little hut made out of twigs with a blanket over their heads waving a lemon and a green stick around. I am not making this up. It's pretty much the highlight of their year.

Is this supposed to teach them something? Like how tough they have it?

If those joo boys want something tough to live with, let them spend a week with me in the trailer park.

They'll face coons, greasers, and gooks.

They'll run crying back to their Rabbi's on their knees. (Well, maybe not as tough as going back to their priests on their knees, but pretty tough, anyway.)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

I'll be giving thanks alright. Giving thanks to the Lord for saving me from the Jooish cult and sparing me from having to live in a hut made out of twigs. I'm not making this up. This is actually where Jews have to live for a week:


They stand in their little hut made out of twigs with a blanket over their heads waving a lemon and a green stick around. I am not making this up. It's pretty much the highlight of their year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

It was supposed to be a surprise, but we got him a place to live in the woods near Freehold. You can put the oven there for the, erm, housewarming party.

How delightful! I'll have it shipped there.

I shudder to think the main dish consists of all those "clippings" you take from your male children.

[HTannor]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

All are welcome as we celebrate the Jewish thanksgiving.

I shudder to think the main dish consists of all those "clippings" you take from your male children.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

I was going to bring an oven, but the airline won't consider it "luggage". Maybe we could transport it in your cattle car!

Otherwise, I'll have to settle for some nice Star of David badges.

It was supposed to be a surprise, but we got him a place to live in the woods near Freehold. You can put the oven there for the, erm, housewarming party.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

Please take your anti-Christian hate speech to another website forum and bait someone else. I don't wander into your synagoge and point out all the errors in your examination of God's Word. So don't wave your weird ritual in my face.

Jewish "Thanksgiving" indeed. The only True Thanksgiving was the one observed by those brave first Christians on American shores. Those people were God's Chosen People, bringing the Bible with the Gospel of Jesus Christ to a new landmass where they could spread the Word and God could bless us with abundance.


Christianly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

Are you trying to tell us that you're a queer?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

I was thinking of getting you a cattle car.

I was going to bring an oven, but the airline won't consider it "luggage". Maybe we could transport it in your cattle car!

Otherwise, I'll have to settle for some nice Star of David badges.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

I was thinking of getting you a cattle car.

[Lisa H]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

Notice he always expects us to "bring gifts". Well I can bring the dogs, you're children WILL exercise.

Very true Sister BIG. I wonder when he is going to bring us gifts.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

Notice he always expects us to "bring gifts". Well I can bring the dogs, you're children WILL exercise.

[Lisa H]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

Sukkot. Sounds like an Asian meal

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray For A Blessed Sukkot!

I don't want to hear about your Jewish homosexual oral sex daisy-chain "Suckit" festival, and I'm sure that the police will be putting a stop to it in short order!

[David Rothstein]

Hello Friends,

After fasting through Yom Kippur, I welcome all to join in the Jewish celebration and festival of Sukkot! Rothstein and Associates, LLC has leased the FOE lodge on North Front Rd. in Freehold for one week, beginning 9/22. All are welcome as we celebrate the Jewish thanksgiving.

As I am an established businessman in your community, I look forward to meeting each and every one of you. Please bring gifts and let's join hands to thank Yahweh for the bountiful fall harvest.

May Yahweh bless you all.

Shalom