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  • #16
    Re: Pray For Me to Get an Erection Next Weekend

    Please, this is getting desperate. I could not perform my manly duties on Saturday at all. Sunday was the same, and now it is Monday and my "wife" wants to try again. We are heading off on our honeymoon on Friday, and I am so worried that my week away with her in the sun will yield the same results. I would like to make it clear that I am NOT a homosexual and that my "wife" is of the female persuasion has NOTHING to do with my inabilities to gain arousal.

    Please, please, please pray for me. I am at my wits end.

    Yours with Christ (doesn't "yours in Christ" sound just a little bit like you're "in" Him in a gay way?)
    The only one who hates homosexuals more than me is Jesus

    Please, I am definitely NOT a homosexual, so don't go projecting on me!

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    • #17
      Re: Pray For Me to Get an Erection Next Weekend

      Focus on your goal. Your goal is to make children for the glory of His Kingdom. Remember Jesus. He died (temporarily) for you!

      Give the following video a watch, starting at the 5:00 mark. If that doesn't get the blood flowing to your privy member, then I'm afraid you may be a lost cause.

      Last edited by Jedediah; 10-05-2010, 03:00 AM.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • #18
        Re: Pray For Me to Get an Erection Next Weekend

        Originally posted by LordSaveUs View Post
        Please, this is getting desperate. I could not perform my manly duties on Saturday at all. Sunday was the same, and now it is Monday and my "wife" wants to try again. We are heading off on our honeymoon on Friday, and I am so worried that my week away with her in the sun will yield the same results. I would like to make it clear that I am NOT a homosexual and that my "wife" is of the female persuasion has NOTHING to do with my inabilities to gain arousal.

        Please, please, please pray for me. I am at my wits end.

        Yours with Christ (doesn't "yours in Christ" sound just a little bit like you're "in" Him in a gay way?)
        Oh forcryin'outloud. Weren't you in the Boy Scouts? (You sound like a Scout Leader....) Do First Aid. Get two popsicle sticks, some string, some vaseline, and make a slippery splint for Big Jim. Didn't they teach you ANYTHING? We unemployed lumberjacks whittle them for the VA hospital.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



        King James Bible v1611

        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • #19
          Re: Pray For Me to Get an Erection Next Weekend

          The way that you keep referring to your wife, in quotes, "wife" , is troubling to me.

          You may need to take a sip of wine to relax you before you attempt at intercoursing your wife. Furthermore, you must have faith. Jesus has never let a man down, yet. Why, God even allowed Lot to "enlargen" when he and his daughters were in that cave together.

          Also, remember Abraham. He was rather old when he begot Issac. If God can come through for him, then He can come through for you.

          Having been married, I do have some experience with these matters, which is the only reason that I, a genteel, Christian lady, would write of such things.

          Picking out names for your future offspring and saying such things as "Come on, little Zach" or whatever may improve your chances at conception.

          I must go and give thanks to Jesus for my celibacy now. His love is the only masculine attention that I need.

          Spirtitually Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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