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  • JordanMullins87
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    • Oct 2010
    • 1

    #1

    My Older Brother Needs You

    Hello to everyone, I would like to ask people to pray for my brother he got sick while I was gone doing my job. He ended up with really bad brain damage and he is constantly in and out of the hospital. Me and the rest of the family dont know if it will be his last or not. We are just having a hard time making sure he is ok and living ourselves our funds are low but we must do what is right.

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    Thank you
    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 10-13-2010, 09:58 PM.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: My Older Brother Needs You

    Welcome to our friendly forum.

    Did the praying help yet?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: My Older Brother Needs You

      You claim to be a Christian, yet you are not following the Bible

      Exodus 15:26 And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.

      James 5:14-15 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

      Psalm 103:2-3 Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;

      Matthew 9:22 But Jesus turned him about, and when he saw her, he said, Daughter, be of good comfort; thy faith hath made thee whole. And the woman was made whole from that hour.

      Mark 5:34 And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

      Luke 8:48 And he said unto her, Daughter, be of good comfort: thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace.

      Acts 19:12 So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them.

      2 Chronicles 16:12-13 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.
      Drama queen

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: My Older Brother Needs You

        Originally posted by JordanMullins87 View Post
        Hello to everyone......
        Jordan, your first post and you really haven't told us much about yourself.

        We have an introduction forum for that and it might be a good idea to start there first. In the meantime, I suggest you give your brother an aspirin* or two.

        (*That is, assuming your brother isn't a homo. In which case I recommend you get him into our ex-queer program where we use "other" methods.)

        Don't thank me, it's the least I can do.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: My Older Brother Needs You

          Originally posted by JordanMullins87 View Post
          Hello to everyone, I would like to ask people to pray for my brother he got sick while I was gone doing my job. He ended up with really bad brain damage and he is constantly in and out of the hospital. Me and the rest of the family dont know if it will be his last or not. We are just having a hard time making sure he is ok and living ourselves our funds are low but we must do what is right.

          Thank you
          What did your brother do to anger God so severely that God made him a retard?

          Perhaps your brother needs to be the one praying, for forgiveness.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: My Older Brother Needs You

            I strongly suggest keeping your distance from your brother in case what he has is contagious. If he tells you it is not, that is because he is lying. Brain damaged people lie all the time.

            I just cannot imaginw what he did to have God smote him so severely. Maybe his mom has the AIDS from being a whore? They are like that, you know.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: My Older Brother Needs You

              Friend, I am always happy to help, so I will pray for the Lord to intervene in your sinful tard brother's heart to make him repent of his sinful ways and accept Christ.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Friend, I am always happy to help, so I will pray for the Lord to intervene in your sinful tard brother's heart to make him repent of his sinful ways and accept Christ.
                Brother, it has long been said that two hands clasped in prayer can do more than a thousand hands working.

                It is kind and loving of you to offer to do more for Jordan than 500 people (that's 1,000 hands, assuming all still have two hands) could accomplish through hard labor or fundraising or medical research.

                I will join in your effort . . . imagine, accomplishment greater than TWO thousand hands working!

                Glory!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                  Praise! I am sure that, between our 2000 hands, we'll have this fellow's mongoloid brother up and running in no time. Why, by the time we've finished with him, he'll be as healthy as Trig Palin!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • ChristiansUberAlles
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                    He probably is unworthy to live, so jesus will not help him

                    Jesus only focuses on the people who have a chance of succeeding, so the world will be pure and filled with us pure succesful chriwwstianass
                    GOD IS MY REAOSON

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                    • Danny-Jones
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                      • Oct 2010
                      • 16

                      #11
                      Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                      If you really want to pray for him, go ahead, but personally I think that praying will do nothing. Your brother's health is obviously part of the Lord's plans. Maybe your brother is so heavenly the Lord just wants him up there early?

                      Or perhaps your brother is a pedophile or otherwise a sinner, in which I suggest he pray for repentance.

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                      • Raimund
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 182

                        #12
                        Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                        Originally posted by JordanMullins87 View Post
                        Hello to everyone, I would like to ask people to pray for my brother he got sick while I was gone doing my job. He ended up with really bad brain damage and he is constantly in and out of the hospital. Me and the rest of the family dont know if it will be his last or not. We are just having a hard time making sure he is ok and living ourselves our funds are low but we must do what is right.

                        BEGGING REMOVED

                        Thank you
                        First of all, it's obvious that your "job" involves you being gone for some time, so maybe you travel a lot to Pakistan, to your favorite military training camp run by the Taliban, so this means that, while learning those tricks and tactics to kill me and the ones that I care about and the ones that I really don't care about, God has stuck your brother down to ensure that, #1- your mother will still have a son even after you detonate in one of our stores or cafe's, #2- God is trying to stop at least one of you before you detonate, or #3- you are making the whole thing up because it's a known fact that a good christian will help, with money.

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                        • ExGay Alex
                          Helping boys become upright model citizens
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2008
                          • 1295

                          #13
                          Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                          Fools because of their transgression, and because of their iniquities, are afflicted. Psalms 107:17

                          1 Corinthians 11:26-30 also tells us that sin is the cause sickness: For this cause many are weak and sickly among you.

                          God said, If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. (Deuteronomy 28:58-61).

                          Like a doctor, we must first discover the cause of your brother's illness. I suggest you ask your brother what sin he committed to get to this point. Was it masturbation or a homosexual fantasy?

                          And then, I suggest you and he pray together. And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much. (James 5:15-16).
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • Brother Scott
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 393

                            #14
                            Re: My Older Brother Needs You

                            Originally posted by JordanMullins87 View Post
                            Hello to everyone, I would like to ask people to pray for my brother he got sick while I was gone doing my job. He ended up with really bad brain damage and he is constantly in and out of the hospital. Me and the rest of the family dont know if it will be his last or not. We are just having a hard time making sure he is ok and living ourselves our funds are low but we must do what is right.

                            BEGGING REMOVED

                            Thank you
                            You should probably seek work outside of whoring ourself in truck stop bathrooms. As you have already seen, that angers God you now know his wrath.


                            Kind of makes you re-think voting for Obama now huh? Prayers are not socialized my friend. We don't just hand them out and re-distribute the faith.
                            [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                            PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                            With their husbands permission of course

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