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    let as pray for Ethiopia

    i am Ethiopian living in Ethiopia we need to pray for God to give as many baptist church branch in Ethiopia b/c only most of our people they don't know about
    baptist church will we are praying & working with some friends but we need praying help pleas pray for us and help as in any thing that you want but the most important help is prayer we believe that it is time for Ethiopia and God will bless this country by his power and many baptist church branches will be opened. God bless you all
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    Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

    Originally posted by GOD IS GOOD View Post
    i am Ethiopian living in Ethiopia we need to pray for God to give as many baptist church branch in Ethiopia b/c only most of our people they don't know about
    baptist church will we are praying & working with some friends but we need praying help pleas pray for us and help as in any thing that you want but the most important help is prayer we believe that it is time for Ethiopia and God will bless this country by his power and many baptist church branches will be opened. God bless you all
    From GOD IS GOOD
    Hello, mr. Nigra. My family has a pig farm in Denmarkia where we teach nigras about the King James Bible in exchange for their labor. You will all be fed around 25 watermelons a month and will live in a luxurious wooden shack.



    How about it? Some of our older nigras have learned to read the KJV1611 and are no longer needed on our farm so we will soon have some new positions on our labor team. You'll learn english and you will learn the proper usage of the word 'sarcasm' as I think you are misusing it here.
    To the atheists:

    To the false christians:

    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

    Hosea 13:16
    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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    • #3
      Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

      Well, PRAISE JESUS!!!

      I remember when I heard some of your bretheren were starving to death and you were pleading for help.

      It looks like the hundreds of Bibles I had shipped over to your country have started to help even more than I could have imagined.
      Just look at you, here, using a computer on the Internet.

      I shall send some more Bibles today.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

        @Johannes Kirkeholm My father says everyone in Ethiopia is too lazy to work #Proverbs 12:24.
        I Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

          Allah does not want you to go begging.

          Book 5, Number 2258:
          Mu'awiya reported AUah's Messenger (may prom be upon him) as saying: Do not beg importunately, for, I swear by Allah, none of you who asks me for anything and manages to get what he asks for when I disapprove td it will he be blessed in that which I give him.
          SURA 1
          2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
          3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

          pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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          • #6
            Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            @Johannes Kirkeholm My father says everyone in Ethiopia is too lazy to work #Proverbs 12:24.
            It is true that nigras in general are very lazy but I find that it is just a question about motivating them in the right way. Actually, it's a lot like teaching a dog something. When they do good you reward them and when they do bad you punish them. Treats such as a little piece of fried chicken does wonders when it comes to motivating nigras
            To the atheists:

            To the false christians:

            Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

            Hosea 13:16
            Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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            • #7
              Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

              Are you a prince who has $500,000,000 to move to a bank in Freehold and if I let you use my account, you'll split it with me?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                Originally posted by GOD IS GOOD View Post
                i am Ethiopian living in Ethiopia we need to pray for God to give as many baptist church branch in Ethiopia b/c only most of our people they don't know about
                baptist church will we are praying & working with some friends but we need praying help pleas pray for us and help as in any thing that you want but the most important help is prayer we believe that it is time for Ethiopia and God will bless this country by his power and many baptist church branches will be opened. God bless you all
                From GOD IS GOOD
                What in tarnation.. How did a negro learn to write? Astounding!

                Secondly, are you sure we should pray for Ethiopia of all places?


                Zephaniah 2:12:

                Ye Ethiopians also, ye shall be slain by my sword.

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                • #9
                  Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                  Dear Reverend Spearchucker.

                  Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

                  Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

                  God hates you and so do we.

                  YIC,

                  Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                    The problem with Ethiopia is that it has way too many colored people living in it and because of that it is a HOPELESS country... God has already left Africa and turned it into hell in earth were demons (colored people) roam....

                    The best solution for Ethiopia is to literally turn it into hell on earth which means it should be burned into the ground along with its occupants... The same goes with the entire African continent.....
                    "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" John 3:16

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                    • #11
                      Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                      Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                      It is true that nigras in general are very lazy but I find that it is just a question about motivating them in the right way. Actually, it's a lot like teaching a dog something. When they do good you reward them and when they do bad you punish them. Treats such as a little piece of fried chicken does wonders when it comes to motivating nigras
                      Unfortunately the William Koehler training method has fallen out of style with dog trainers, let alone parents and other educators. Instead, it's whine, beg, and bribe the student into doing what you want them to do.

                      Years training dogs for WWII, and then retraining them to go back to civilian life, along with a lifetime at Disney (back when it was half decent) and people try to say that his methods didn't work
                      Drama queen

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                      • #12
                        Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                        Originally posted by screamingeagle View Post
                        The problem with Ethiopia is that it has way too many colored people living in it and because of that it is a HOPELESS country... God has already left Africa and turned it into hell in earth were demons (colored people) roam....

                        The best solution for Ethiopia is to literally turn it into hell on earth which means it should be burned into the ground along with its occupants... The same goes with the entire African continent.....
                        That is hardly a loving, Christian attitude.

                        Even Negroes can be Saved™, and that is the Great Commission . . . to Save souls by any means necessary!

                        You, miss, sound like a quitter to me.

                        Wait a minute . . . Quitter . . . Your name isn't "Sarah", is it? You never claimed to see Russia from your backyard, did you?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                          Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                          What in tarnation.. How did a negro learn to write? Astounding!

                          Secondly, are you sure we should pray for Ethiopia of all places?
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                          By God, there used to be LAWS against this sort of thing! Surely this isn't legal in Landover?



                          You should be

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                          • #14
                            Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                            Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                            By God, there used to be LAWS against this sort of thing! Surely this isn't legal in Landover?
                            What isn't legal?



                            Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                            You should be
                            Who are you to judge us?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: let as pray for Ethiopia

                              Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                              By God, there used to be LAWS against this sort of thing! Surely this isn't legal in Landover?



                              You should be

                              What are you blabbering on about, Unsaved Trash?

                              Freehold is completely dedicated to upholding the KJV, and I did just that.

                              Who are you to judge the word of our Lord?

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