[GodGoodFlavor]

Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

This coming from a homer who attends other peoples' beds more often than he attends Church. You're the one who needs to get right with the Lord, friend. You can mock and ignore the Lord now, but you won't be able to mock and ignore Him for all of Eternity!

This hole forum mocks god. The fact that none of you truely practice the teachings of the bible, and completley take it out of context and mis interpret it is a mockery of god....

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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No. Infact its the whole purpose of this board, wich you guys created, because you think your in the position to help people. when its apparent you all need serious help yourselves

We are just trying to make you see the true ways of the Lord. For some GodGoodFlavor take that chopped off tallywhacker and sauté it in some butter, garlic and shallots. Reduce the juices and flambé it in some cognac, then add some heavy cream and mustard. Season to taste. Bon Appétit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This hole forum mocks god. The fact that none of you truely practice the teachings of the bible, and completley take it out of context and mis interpret it is a mockery of god....

Please show us where we have taken anything out of context, you filthy vile pervert.

You have yet to even mention the Bible. You are about as Christian as my joo lawyer.

[GodGoodFlavor]

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Please show us where we have taken anything out of context, you filthy vile pervert.

You have yet to even mention the Bible. You are about as Christian as my joo lawyer.

i dont mention the bible, i follow it. I treat everyone in a christian mannor and leave nobody out. and i am the pervert? Excuse me but i beleive you are all bigger perverts then anyone.

Your Singles board where u pimp out your VIRGINS, god this send men back 60 years.... Even a lot of your comments and responses go hand in hand with sex... even if thats not the subject matter... Leading me to beleive you are bigger perverts then you complain about others being.

This isnt so much a church as much as it is a Circle Jerk. You people are only united by your prejudices. Ur enabling eachother to think this is what god wants, to divide people, and u only quote from the bible where it serves your purpose.

So no, im not gonna pretend i memorized parts from a book, but part of being a christian is being a human being, and you people are all apes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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i dont mention the bible, i follow it. I treat everyone in a christian mannor and leave nobody out. and i am the pervert? Excuse me but i beleive you are all bigger perverts then anyone.

Your Singles board where u pimp out your VIRGINS, god this send men back 60 years.... Even a lot of your comments and responses go hand in hand with sex... even if thats not the subject matter... Leading me to beleive you are bigger perverts then you complain about others being.

This isnt so much a church as much as it is a Circle Jerk. You people are only united by your prejudices. Ur enabling eachother to think this is what god wants, to divide people, and u only quote from the bible where it serves your purpose.

So no, im not gonna pretend i memorized parts from a book, but part of being a christian is being a human being, and you people are all apes.

Raping children is a degenerate sin. So is sodomizing men. No one expects you to memorize anything, but if you call yourself a Christian, then you should at least be remotely familiar with God's expectations. All of them, not just the ones you heard about on Oprah.

You come into our Godly forum and spew hatred and threaten to rape our children, what do you expect in return? Jesus has called you here, but no one is forcing you to stay. Go ahead and have your perverted orgies in defiance of God. But we don't want to hear about it, heathen.

What part of unsaved=unwelcome don't you understand?

1Cor:9-11
I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

[GodGoodFlavor]

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.

Excuse me, but we're all in favor of stoning sodomites and burning witches. It's false Christians like you who make it illegal to do so in this once God-fearing country.

[Brother Temperance]

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No. Infact its the whole purpose of this board, wich you guys created, because you think your in the position to help people. when its apparent you all need serious help yourselves

No. We think Jesus is in a position to help people, which is why we created this board to spread His love. We needed help from Jesus, and we got it. Won't you accept His help too?

[Sister Noddy]

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No. We think Jesus is in a position to help people, which is why we created this board to spread His love. We needed help from Jesus, and we got it. Won't you accept His help too?

Impressive, Brother T, this sums it up in a Godly nutshell (and maybe now that GoodGOD has been placed on moderation, he'll have time to simmer down and consider the error of his nasty heathenizer ways)

[JennyD]

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.

Where exactly have we done the "oppisite" of what the Bible says?

You're the one raping children, sir. Is that something the Bible said to do?

[Andrew Barrick]

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Thou art going to Hell.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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i dont mention the bible, i follow it.

You claim to follow the Bible, but you haven't even read it. You are just an asshole (yes, I called you an asshole--trust me, I have read the Bible, and there is nothing in there that says you can't call an asshole an asshole) who thinks that the Bible says whatever you want it to say, rather than what it actually does say.

If you know more about how God wants us to behave than we do, then tell us why. Did God send you a telegram? Did He phone you? Does He speak with you on a daily basis? But we will listen to you only if you present evidence of what God wants. Anything else is just some asshole's opinion.

[Adolf The Repented]

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.

I admitted my sin, and in the name of our lord Jesus Christ repented from all vices that may lure me to the ways of Satan. You however are a homer who lusts for that which is most reprehensible.

You also say that you have been "Diagnosed with a genetic disorder" Thats your typical Liebrial propaganda. Our lord the almighty made YOU in an image of HIMSELF. Therefore you are perfect. Any homerism you may partake in, or lust for, purely shows you have not succumb to the teachings of Christ.

Matthew 18:8 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

I see your lust for children as that eye. You simply need to pluck it out, or you will be cast into the hell-fire for your eternal damnation. I prey for you, but i fear the worst may befall what seems to be a weak a feeble mind.

[see_the_light]

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I see your lust for children as that eye. You simply need to pluck it out, or you will be cast into the hell-fire for your eternal damnation. I prey for you, but i fear the worst may befall what seems to be a weak a feeble mind.

Please do pay attention to what you type.

Saying that the other guy lusts for children and then saying that you prEy for him...

(some other things you wrote suffer from the same problem, your heart seem to be in the right place but your fingers betray you, you take CHRIST into your heart, you accept JESUS as your SAVIOUR, you don't succumb, JESUS is no illness.... and paying attention will do, no need to cut out your fingers)

PRAISE THE LORD!

[mikmik]

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Please do pay attention to what you type.

Saying that the other guy lusts for children and then saying that you prEy for him...

(some other things you wrote suffer from the same problem, your heart seem to be in the right place but your fingers betray you, you take CHRIST into your heart, you accept JESUS as your SAVIOUR, you don't succumb, JESUS is no illness.... and paying attention will do, no need to cut out your fingers)

PRAISE THE LORD!

Yet you prEy on him yourself? What, ya'll nigrass? "Your heart seem to be be..." That is darkie talk! Not teh saved darks, for they spell words correctly due to Lordly direction.

GoodGodMan, grab your head and give it a shake. GodGoodFlavor, He heals all, you sick f***, genetic mutations, and microphallus!

Praise to our Lord, Jesus Christ, My Savior and Lover! I love Him!