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  • #1

    Screw these guys, pray for ME

    I need all your prayers and attention Focused to me


    I have recently been diagnosed with a genetic disorder called "Pedophelia"


    What this means is i have some Un-controlable Urges towards Pre-Pubescent girls and sometimes even boys.

    So Far this hasnt come into play in my life as a Swinger... None of my sexual partners are interested in my desire to bring a young boy or girl into the fold, but i believe one day i may break down and act on my urges.

    Please pray for me Brothers and Sisters
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  • #2
    Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

    Are you studying to be a Catholic priest?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Are you studying to be a Catholic priest?
      My guess was mudslime. Still, same difference, I suppose.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #4
        Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

        Make light of this if you will. But it could be YOUR kids. PLEASE PRAY FOR ME

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        • #5
          Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

          Me me me. All you depraved homers only ever think about yourselves. I have a feeling you've come to God's Own Forum to mock us and, by association, to mock GOD as well.

          Simply put...
          Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. (Matt. 5:22)

          I shall be praying for you.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • #6
            Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            Me me me. All you depraved homers only ever think about yourselves. I have a feeling you've come to God's Own Forum to mock us and, by association, to mock GOD as well.

            Simply put...
            Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. (Matt. 5:22)

            I shall be praying for you.

            aside from my ailments, I am a good Christian and i love god. But i refuse to leave he MADE this forum. I bet if i did some diggin i could find out who did. and also find out what sins they have committed.

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            • #7
              Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

              Originally posted by GodGoodFlavor View Post
              aside from my ailments, I am a good Christian and i love god. But i refuse to leave he MADE this forum. I bet if i did some diggin i could find out who did. and also find out what sins they have committed.
              You're Catholic, not a Christian.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                You're Catholic, not a Christian.
                If i was catholic i would rape your kids. But im a christian, so i just MAY rape your kids.

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                • #9
                  Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                  Now, now, no need to panic.

                  The first thing to do is whack off your tallywhacker. Chop your chunk. Slice your schlong.

                  There! Problem solved!

                  And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

                  And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Matthew 5:29, 30

                  One might add, if thy joystick offend thee, cut it off, and cast it into the nearest dumpster: for it is profitable for thee that thy naughty-sausage should perish, and not that thy whole miserable body be cast into Hell where demons will pull your lungs out through your nose with red-hot crochet needles for all eternity.

                  Yea, verily, merciful is the Lord.

                  Now straighten up, mister, and don't waste our valuable time.


                  ~~ OEJ

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                  • #10
                    Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                    I don't think you've consitered the ramifications of removing ones tallwacker. I'd rather not listen to your opinion until you have educated yourself with the video in this link, sir.

                    (Vile, inappropriate link unfit for Christian and mixed company removed. Do this again sinner and it will earn you infraction points redeemable for a free trip to hell.)
                    Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 12-15-2007, 02:56 AM. Reason: Vile, disgusting link
                    "Excuse me...Believing in white superiority is racist. You can babble all you want about how it isn't, but IT IS."
                    -Father Thomas Martin: Rascist Old Guy.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                      Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                      Now, now, no need to panic.

                      The first thing to do is whack off your tallywhacker. Chop your chunk. Slice your schlong.

                      There! Problem solved!

                      And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

                      And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Matthew 5:29, 30

                      One might add, if thy joystick offend thee, cut it off, and cast it into the nearest dumpster: for it is profitable for thee that thy naughty-sausage should perish, and not that thy whole miserable body be cast into Hell where demons will pull your lungs out through your nose with red-hot crochet needles for all eternity.

                      Yea, verily, merciful is the Lord.

                      Now straighten up, mister, and don't waste our valuable time.


                      ~~ OEJ

                      Do you think speaking retro brings you closer to god? god doesnt care how you type or what language you speak...

                      are you just tryin to be some kind of elitist? Cuz that implies your look down on people wich also is pride. and thats a sin. Sooooo what makes you high and mighty enough to judge me? Trust me i have had a look around here, and none of you are in any position to judge.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                        Originally posted by TheTemplarKnights View Post
                        I don't think you've consitered the ramifications of removing ones tallwacker. I'd rather not listen to your opinion until you have educated yourself with the video in this link, sir.


                        Nobody is interested in watching your homer porn. You probably get some sort of perverted delight from thinking about us all clicking on your Devil's link.
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • #13
                          Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                          Originally posted by GodGoodFlavor View Post
                          Do you think speaking retro brings you closer to god? god doesnt care how you type or what language you speak...

                          are you just tryin to be some kind of elitist? Cuz that implies your look down on people wich also is pride. and thats a sin. Sooooo what makes you high and mighty enough to judge me? Trust me i have had a look around here, and none of you are in any position to judge.
                          So making a thread to beg us to pray just for YOU and no one else...that isn't a bit prideful? And how about you reach your little homer pinky over to the shift key every once in a while. You know the finger, the one with the diamond ring on it.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • #14
                            Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            So making a thread to beg us to pray just for YOU and no one else...that isn't a bit prideful?.
                            No. Infact its the whole purpose of this board, wich you guys created, because you think your in the position to help people. when its apparent you all need serious help yourselves

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                            • #15
                              Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME

                              Originally posted by GodGoodFlavor View Post
                              No. Infact its the whole purpose of this board, wich you guys created, because you think your in the position to help people. when its apparent you all need serious help yourselves
                              This coming from a homer who attends other peoples' beds more often than he attends Church. You're the one who needs to get right with the Lord, friend. You can mock and ignore the Lord now, but you won't be able to mock and ignore Him for all of Eternity!

                              11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
                              12 So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.

                              (Romans 14)
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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