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Good Evening Brothers and Sisters,
I come before you and ask you for your prayers that the charges against me will be dropped (again). I’m am only doing what GOD told me to do.
You see today I went on a mercy mission to St. Lukes Hospital in the heart of Downtown Des Moines.
I went into the ward where depraved homers and drug addicts are suffering and dying from the AIDS.
Dressed in a Hazmat suit and surgical mask I walked right up to their beds. I would look lovingly at them and then bend down and whisper to them
“Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
“Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
YOUR AIDS BLOOD IS UPON YOU!. ENJOY HELL VILE SODOMITE!”
That’s right YOU are going to HELL!!!! “ Then I would laugh in their face.
Most of them shed silent tears. Then, one of them reached up and grabbed me around the neck and started to shake ME and call ME vile names! This scared and enraged me so I started swinging at him with my book bag! I think I broke his arm! Then I turned off all of his machines and yanked out his oxygen! Haaa haa! Take THAT vile sinner!
Right about now some nurses came rushing in and tried to tackle me but I got some good swings in! I knocked one down and she fell face first knocking out two front teeth. She let out a moan and passed out.
I grabbed the next nurse by her hair and dragged her in circles around the room knocking over the equipment. I smacked her in the back of the head with my book bag a few times until she fell to the floor and begged me to stop. But I did not………………… that is until a cop rushed up behind me and handcuffed me. Then he manhandled me out in to the hall. “What are YOU looking at??” I screamed to all the people looking on in horror. “Haven’t you ever seen anyone trying to Save Souls before?”
By now four more cops came rushing over and picked me up and carried me SIDEWAYS kicking and screaming in to the awaiting cop cruiser.
I was driven down town and some lezbean cops ruthlessly and callously threw me in to a COLD, stinky jail cell! I was in there with disgusting trashy women. They were eyeballing me and calling me “high falutin” and saying how they would love to “knock me off my high horse”. I was afraid tell them they were going to HELL because I thought they might rape me for being so beautiful.
Thank GOD a few minutes later the lezbean cops came and said I could go and then one of my Joo lawyers came and got me.
One of patients with the AIDS had a heart attack (I think he just pretended for the attention) but if he dies I may have to go BACK to jail for murder!
Please pray for me Brothers and Sisters. I was only doing what GOD told me to do. Besides, they DESERVED it.
Your L
ving Sister in Christ
Sister Thumper
I come before you and ask you for your prayers that the charges against me will be dropped (again). I’m am only doing what GOD told me to do.
You see today I went on a mercy mission to St. Lukes Hospital in the heart of Downtown Des Moines.
I went into the ward where depraved homers and drug addicts are suffering and dying from the AIDS.
Dressed in a Hazmat suit and surgical mask I walked right up to their beds. I would look lovingly at them and then bend down and whisper to them
“Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
“Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
YOUR AIDS BLOOD IS UPON YOU!. ENJOY HELL VILE SODOMITE!”
That’s right YOU are going to HELL!!!! “ Then I would laugh in their face.
Most of them shed silent tears. Then, one of them reached up and grabbed me around the neck and started to shake ME and call ME vile names! This scared and enraged me so I started swinging at him with my book bag! I think I broke his arm! Then I turned off all of his machines and yanked out his oxygen! Haaa haa! Take THAT vile sinner!
Right about now some nurses came rushing in and tried to tackle me but I got some good swings in! I knocked one down and she fell face first knocking out two front teeth. She let out a moan and passed out.
I grabbed the next nurse by her hair and dragged her in circles around the room knocking over the equipment. I smacked her in the back of the head with my book bag a few times until she fell to the floor and begged me to stop. But I did not………………… that is until a cop rushed up behind me and handcuffed me. Then he manhandled me out in to the hall. “What are YOU looking at??” I screamed to all the people looking on in horror. “Haven’t you ever seen anyone trying to Save Souls before?”
By now four more cops came rushing over and picked me up and carried me SIDEWAYS kicking and screaming in to the awaiting cop cruiser.
I was driven down town and some lezbean cops ruthlessly and callously threw me in to a COLD, stinky jail cell! I was in there with disgusting trashy women. They were eyeballing me and calling me “high falutin” and saying how they would love to “knock me off my high horse”. I was afraid tell them they were going to HELL because I thought they might rape me for being so beautiful.
Thank GOD a few minutes later the lezbean cops came and said I could go and then one of my Joo lawyers came and got me.
One of patients with the AIDS had a heart attack (I think he just pretended for the attention) but if he dies I may have to go BACK to jail for murder!
Please pray for me Brothers and Sisters. I was only doing what GOD told me to do. Besides, they DESERVED it.
Your L
ving Sister in ChristSister Thumper
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) that there are some cops that are True Christians™ that figure out that you were just doing what 
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), so trying to save those homos was sorta like doing what He did.
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