[James Dewitt]

Re: Beautiful True Christian Sister Desperately Needs Your Prayer

Hi Sam, I'll arrange for a wire transfer to your Caymans account in the amount of $350K, I am sure Brother Dewitt will do likewise.

Looks like we will have to do another auction 'Date Night' at the Men's Club.

I wired the cash again. Maybe next week at the club. Better yet lets do golf in the Bahamas, I will fly up Friday to pick you up. Weather is great this time of year. YIC James

[Metafool]

Re: Beautiful True Christian Sister Desperately Needs Your Prayer

I was afraid tell them they were going to HELL because I thought they might rape me for being so beautiful.

I would rape you too if I hadn't found Jesus (he was behind the sofa) It's hard to not think about it after all, your nipples are clearly visible in your profile picture. By the way, does your husband know you're posting here? If not you could be overdue for a nice, firm spanking.

I WILL PRAY FOR YOU OF COURSE! I will also pray for the filthy, filthy AIDS-TOSSERS that they may be filled with the light of GAWD and not the semen of their fellow men.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Beautiful True Christian Sister Desperately Needs Your Prayer

Good Evening Brothers and Sisters,

I come before you and ask you for your prayers that the charges against me will be dropped (again). I’m am only doing what GOD told me to do.

You see today I went on a mercy mission to St. Lukes Hospital in the heart of Downtown Des Moines.

I went into the ward where depraved homers and drug addicts are suffering and dying from the AIDS.

Dressed in a Hazmat suit and surgical mask I walked right up to their beds. I would look lovingly at them and then bend down and whisper to them

“Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.

“Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.

YOUR AIDS BLOOD IS UPON YOU!. ENJOY HELL VILE SODOMITE!”

That’s right YOU are going to HELL!!!! “ Then I would laugh in their face.

Most of them shed silent tears.
Sister Thumper snipsters

Well, Jeesus, is that all you did to them Miz Daisy? Iffen you really had da strength, you would have jist strangled them in their beds!
I cain't see why in the world anyone would object to what you did. Seems down right compassionate to me!

[HTannor]

Re: Beautiful True Christian Sister Desperately Needs Your Prayer

Sister Thumper:

Should any of the good fortune you have received turn sour, please tell your joo lawyer to demand a change of venue to the Freehold Court System and specifically to my court.

I assure you that you will get a hearing with results that will please you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Beautiful True Christian Sister Desperately Needs Your Prayer

Sister Thumper, I'm glad this has turned out so well for you.

Didn't we have a discussion back around Christmastime about trying to enforce God's law outside of Freehold? It doesn't apply out there in the cold, cruel, Satanic world. Particularly at one of those Catholic hospitals . . . Do you know the sorts of things that go on there?

No wonder they didn't want you in the children's ward! You might have walked out with pieces of perverted pedophile priests as trophies!