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    Pray For Egypt's Conversion

    My Brethren,

    Please pray for Egypt. Now that Mumbarrack has stepped down, the Egyptian military is in control of this wasteland of sand. Pray that Obama will do the right thing and send US troops in to help maintain order and oversee the transition from raghead chaos to an orderly Christian democracy.

    The United States has generously donated much military technology and hardware to Egypt and we have a vested interest to see that it does not fall into the wrong hands. President Bush would already have a carrier battle group in place and F-18s on patrol with "How To Establish A Democracy" pamphlets raining from the sky, praise Jesus!

    Pray and ask our Heavenly Father to influence Osambo to do the same.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    My Brethren,

    Please pray for Egypt. Now that Mumbarrack has stepped down, the Egyptian military is in control of this wasteland of sand. Pray that Obama will do the right thing and send US troops in to help maintain order and oversee the transition from raghead chaos to an orderly Christian democracy.
    Brother, is it okay if I instead pray for a Christian Theocracy? Those ragheads really don't know what to do with democracy, they're practically animals, after all. They need to be ruled firmly and told what to do. Wouldn't a True Christian(tm) Theocracy be a shining beacon to the world and pleasing to Our Lord Baby Jesus Christ?

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      Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

      So I assume this means an uninterupted flow of oil.

      I hope then get back to work running the canal and keep those super tankers moving.

      I hope they get a nice True Christian(tm) leader instead of an ethnic one.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Brother, is it okay if I instead pray for a Christian Theocracy? Those ragheads really don't know what to do with democracy, they're practically animals, after all. They need to be ruled firmly and told what to do. Wouldn't a True Christian™ Theocracy be a shining beacon to the world and pleasing to Our Lord Baby Jesus Christ?

        Small steps, Brother, small steps. Once every single citizen is prospering in free markets, capitalism and trickle down economics, they will realize it is a gift from God like we enjoy here. It will be a shoo-in for a brown-skinned version of Pat Robertson or Ann Coulter, praise God!

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Small steps, Brother, small steps. Once every single citizen is prospering in free markets, capitalism and trickle down economics, they will realize it is a gift from God like we enjoy here. It will be a shoe-in for a brown-skinned version of Pat Robertson or Ann Coulter, praise God!

          In Christ
          Amen, Brother, Amen. I really shouldn't be getting ahead of myself.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

            There are a lot of minorities in that part of the world...a lot of strange, backward heathenish ones. I pray for Egypt: May the people of The Nile accept their new Christian leadership so as to keep the wicked Ramses II from rising from his tombs and devouring those lambs of God doing what must be done.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

              Without that monkey Mubarak to tell them what to do, the sand nigras of Egypt are lost. I'd give them a day or two before complete chaos breaks out. They can't control themselves. They'll rape each other, loot all the supermarkets, then start eating the babies. Some genius will remember where the nuke button is and send one off to Israel....

              This could be the start of Armageddon, friends!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                My Brethren,

                Please pray for Egypt. Now that Mumbarrack has stepped down, the Egyptian military is in control of this wasteland of sand. Pray that Obama will do the right thing and send US troops in to help maintain order and oversee the transition from raghead chaos to an orderly Christian democracy.

                The United States has generously donated much military technology and hardware to Egypt and we have a vested interest to see that it does not fall into the wrong hands. President Bush would already have a carrier battle group in place and F-18s on patrol with "How To Establish A Democracy" pamphlets raining from the sky, praise Jesus!

                Pray and ask our Heavenly Father to influence Osambo to do the same.

                In Christ
                Oh how I miss President Bush!

                While I have no respect or hope for Barack Hussein O, my trust is in the Lord.

                Yes, I will pray; thanks for asking.

                YSIC
                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33
                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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