Pray For Egypt's Conversion

[PetitionLady]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

My Brethren,

Please pray for Egypt. Now that Mumbarrack has stepped down, the Egyptian military is in control of this wasteland of sand. Pray that Obama will do the right thing and send US troops in to help maintain order and oversee the transition from raghead chaos to an orderly Christian democracy.

The United States has generously donated much military technology and hardware to Egypt and we have a vested interest to see that it does not fall into the wrong hands. President Bush would already have a carrier battle group in place and F-18s on patrol with "How To Establish A Democracy" pamphlets raining from the sky, praise Jesus!

Pray and ask our Heavenly Father to influence Osambo to do the same.

In Christ

Oh how I miss President Bush!

While I have no respect or hope for Barack Hussein O, my trust is in the Lord.

Yes, I will pray; thanks for asking.

YSIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

Without that monkey Mubarak to tell them what to do, the sand nigras of Egypt are lost. I'd give them a day or two before complete chaos breaks out. They can't control themselves. They'll rape each other, loot all the supermarkets, then start eating the babies. Some genius will remember where the nuke button is and send one off to Israel....

This could be the start of Armageddon, friends!

[Metafool]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

There are a lot of minorities in that part of the world...a lot of strange, backward heathenish ones. I pray for Egypt: May the people of The Nile accept their new Christian leadership so as to keep the wicked Ramses II from rising from his tombs and devouring those lambs of God doing what must be done.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

Small steps, Brother, small steps. Once every single citizen is prospering in free markets, capitalism and trickle down economics, they will realize it is a gift from God like we enjoy here. It will be a shoe-in for a brown-skinned version of Pat Robertson or Ann Coulter, praise God!

In Christ

Amen, Brother, Amen. I really shouldn't be getting ahead of myself.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

Brother, is it okay if I instead pray for a Christian Theocracy? Those ragheads really don't know what to do with democracy, they're practically animals, after all. They need to be ruled firmly and told what to do. Wouldn't a True Christian™ Theocracy be a shining beacon to the world and pleasing to Our Lord Baby Jesus Christ?

Small steps, Brother, small steps. Once every single citizen is prospering in free markets, capitalism and trickle down economics, they will realize it is a gift from God like we enjoy here. It will be a shoo-in for a brown-skinned version of Pat Robertson or Ann Coulter, praise God!

In Christ

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

So I assume this means an uninterupted flow of oil.

I hope then get back to work running the canal and keep those super tankers moving.

I hope they get a nice True Christian(tm) leader instead of an ethnic one.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pray For Egypt's Conversion

My Brethren,

Please pray for Egypt. Now that Mumbarrack has stepped down, the Egyptian military is in control of this wasteland of sand. Pray that Obama will do the right thing and send US troops in to help maintain order and oversee the transition from raghead chaos to an orderly Christian democracy.

Brother, is it okay if I instead pray for a Christian Theocracy? Those ragheads really don't know what to do with democracy, they're practically animals, after all. They need to be ruled firmly and told what to do. Wouldn't a True Christian(tm) Theocracy be a shining beacon to the world and pleasing to Our Lord Baby Jesus Christ?

[Brother Harold Porter]

My Brethren,

Please pray for Egypt. Now that Mumbarrack has stepped down, the Egyptian military is in control of this wasteland of sand. Pray that Obama will do the right thing and send US troops in to help maintain order and oversee the transition from raghead chaos to an orderly Christian democracy.

The United States has generously donated much military technology and hardware to Egypt and we have a vested interest to see that it does not fall into the wrong hands. President Bush would already have a carrier battle group in place and F-18s on patrol with "How To Establish A Democracy" pamphlets raining from the sky, praise Jesus!

Pray and ask our Heavenly Father to influence Osambo to do the same.

In Christ