[Christian Godlike]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:

• Only a tiny minority attend churches
• Socialists dominate the politics
• Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
• The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
• People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
• Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
• Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
• Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
• Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
• Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
• Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
• Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge

I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.

Brother. swedish people is nothing wrong, I do not know what you got the information that god hates sweden? Swedish people have just lost faith in God. all we need is a strong brother that God can talk through.
Please god save the swedish faith.

[God Like!]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I pray to god to execute all citizens in Sweden and then take over the rest of the world!

[Beyondthesmegma]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

While your excitement is understandable, and your desire to see Europe freed from socialist tyranny admirable, your understanding of American politics is lacking.

Even though a President is elected on November 2, he (or he) is not sworn in until January 20.

Sarah Palin is, you may have noticed, a female. A particularly empty-headed one, at that. (I know what you're thinking . . . "How can you tell?") She is also unable to control her own personal life; her daughter is a brazen whore. How can she be trusted to run a country?

Mike Huckabee is the man for me. Former Baptist preacher, popular, witty, and eager to put a stop to the homosexual agenda and abortion.

I feel obliged to agree . . . 80% of the way. I think that Rand Paul or Rick Perry would be better presidents.

[lukasekman]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Brother Lukas, I might be wrong, but I would not call Ulf Ekman a True Christian, because, first of all he is not a Baptist, he have made up a religion of his own. Second of all, he does not quote from the KJV Bible and he doesn't live in God's favorite land (USA) even though he have studied there.

Oh, I remeber when I was little and my father said "Elisabeth, if USA wanted they could invade Sweden, and we shall all pray that they will very soon.". I have prayed ever since.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

Sister Elisabeth, I like your input about Ulf Ekman. However, I think he have saved many Swedes from atheism or casual Christianity. With casual Christianity, I mean untrue believers who reject vital parts of the Bible like Prov 13:24 in order to conform to the Atheist society. I do also trust his leadership.

Your father appears to be a True Christian, as he introduced you to the prayer about Swedish Salvation early in life. Very nice to hear.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Brother Lukas, I might be wrong, but I would not call Ulf Ekman a True Christian, because, first of all he is not a Baptist, he have made up a religion of his own. Second of all, he does not quote from the KJV Bible and he doesn't live in God's favorite land (USA) even though he have studied there.

Oh, I remeber when I was little and my father said "Elisabeth, if USA wanted they could invade Sweden, and we shall all pray that they will very soon.". I have prayed ever since.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[lukasekman]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but I believe Barack Obama has conclusively proved that negros should not be allowed to run entire countries. If any of those crazy Africans you mention end up as President of Sweden, I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result. Come back when you've found a white Christian candidate with a nice normal name, and then we'll talk.

I haven't suggested that a Saved Sweden should be run by negroes. Every person I suggested is white. Ulf and Åke are valid white Swedish names. Fossmo is a rare name that don't sound Swedish, but it is not black.
Ulf Ekman is as true Christian as we are, and he hate socialism as much as we do.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result.

And that would be such a bad thing?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.

I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but I believe Barack Obama has conclusively proved that negros should not be allowed to run entire countries. If any of those crazy Africans you mention end up as President of Sweden, I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result. Come back when you've found a white Christian candidate with a nice normal name, and then we'll talk.

[theunluckyko]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Our prayers will always be with you palin. from the deepest of my heart i hope you will allow god's will to be flown through you and thus transcend these earthly bounds in order to wash the masses with the holiest of light! let GODs will be done!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I see your talk of who is going to be the next President very interesting, is it not the churches view that we are in the end times and that Obama is the anitchrist? If this were truly the case then there would be no more elections.

So I see your talk of who will be the next President to be elected as an admission that you have got everything wrong.

Great. You've been hitting the sauce again.

True Christians™ know not the time or the place of our Savior's return, which is why we must continue His work here on Earth, until He comes.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I see your talk of who is going to be the next President very interesting, is it not the churches view that we are in the end times and that Obama is the anitchrist? If this were truly the case then there would be no more elections.

So I see your talk of who will be the next President to be elected as an admission that you have got everything wrong.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

ahem. What I hope you meant to say is that True Christianity™ should blanket Sweden like the all-consuming inferno resulting from a fusillade of incendiary cluster bombs.

Glory! and may the cleansing fire of those (allegorical) explosives will purge Sweden of its socialist understated Ikea based nightmare and open the door to the benevolent, guiding hand of the Free Market. Until the Koch brothers are welcomed into every Swedish home how can Jesus be welcome there?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.

ahem. What I hope you meant to say is that True Christianity(tm) should blanket Sweden like the all-consuming inferno resulting from a fusillade of incendiary cluster bombs.

[lukasekman]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I have to admit, I can't stand her music, but I think Carola* is the obvious choice here (except for the fact that she is a woman). What Sweden needs to find is a male Carola* - then we are talking fast track to the right track.

* Carola Maria Häggkvist, for those unfamiliar.

Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012

I'm open for alternatives to Sarah Palin for Operation European Salvation, as long as they have a true Christian and neoconservative moral foundation.
For president of Saved Sweden, I have four decent candidates: Åke Green, Ulf Ekman, Jüri Lina and Helge Fossmo. The later is jailed for Jesus.
I did earlier trust the Sweden Democrats, which was a decent conservative party a few years ago. Today, their leader Jimmie Åkesson is way too young to lead a country, and they are in favor of high taxes and over-regulations, as the rest of the major parties.

I have to admit, I can't stand her music, but I think Carola* is the obvious choice here (except for the fact that she is a woman). What Sweden needs to find is a male Carola* - then we are talking fast track to the right track.

* Carola Maria Häggkvist, for those unfamiliar.