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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

    Don't worry, Maria, your oral exam will be fine. You will pass, and then you can apply for a visa to come to the United States!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Living_Water
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 151

      #17
      Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

      Just start slowly and gently. If you start too fast your oral might feel a bit raw.
      Also remember your eye contact. Nothing feels better to your partner than you really concentrating on the oral and what responses the man gives you.
      Revelation 22:1:
      And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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      • JustGotSaved
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 519

        #18
        Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

        I will prostate myself on the floor praying that you dont choke, no matter how long and hard it gets.
        Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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        • MisterM
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 1480

          #19
          Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

          And one thing to remember in the heat of the act is that good girls don't spit. Remember to swallow when the mouth is too full to continue.
          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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          • GodIsAlmighty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 184

            #20
            Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

            Practice it out loud beforehand. Pretend you're giving oral to Jesus
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            • Pure_Angel
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2011
              • 294

              #21
              Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

              Dear Mari, I have done many orals, don't be nervous, don't care about who you are doing the oral with, just think about someone you feel more comfterble with, that will make you so much better and enjoy what you are doing. Also, remeber to take a deep breath, swallow, look into his eyes and just do it properly, it should be hard, otherwise why should one bother to do the oral?
              As I said I have done many orals, for teachers and pastors, and they have always been happy with me, I am sure Julio will be happy with your oral to!
              I will pray for you!

              Yours in Christ
              Elisabeth
              Proverbs 14:1

              Every wise woman buildeth her house:
              but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                Claims not to be a dago slut
                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                • Mar 2011
                • 1307

                #22
                Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                Thank you all, and especially dear esweet young Elisabet.

                I agree I think also what have big breaths will be important for this. Is important to breath well so that I'm not swallow words and stuffs so I'm gonna have to be calm and relaxy and big breaths - cos this tomorrow is gonna be D-Day the oral I'm doing.

                And THEEEEEEEN on Saturday I got the writy part whit reading and essay and listening so it will be ANOTHER D-Day! Thursday and the saturday - I suppose you can say I got DOUBLE-D Day..! Oh well. Big breaths....and pray at Jesus!

                YIC, Mari.

                (I spoke whit Julio this evening on phone about this - and he say OK, I know you talk a lot but try not to make your tongue go crazy and make the oral get all messy! Waht a nerve!)
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                  I'll be praying for your big breaths tonight in my prayer closet, Mari!

                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Two-Dollar Bill
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 532

                    #24
                    Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                    Maria I just wanted to pass on my best wishes on your test. I don't like people from Spain too much but you have shown me that even ex-Jehovah Witness types from Espana can be somewhat decent.

                    If your oral skills are anywhere close to your written skills I am sure you will be just fine.

                    Off topic for a second: I need a bean masher, are these available in your region?
                    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2193

                      #25
                      Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                      Well, good luck Mari - remember the advice I gave you (let people talk, slow down etc), I'm sure you'll ...perform fine.


                      Out of curiosity people:

                      What's the betting on how she'll do this oral?
                      Have we got a sweepstake or anything?

                      McU.

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                      • MisterM
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1480

                        #26
                        Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Out of curiosity people:

                        What's the betting on how she'll do this oral?
                        I think she'll do ok, but is so nervous that she will be little too quick. She'll pass, but teacher will maybe ask a private oral too.
                        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                        • JustGotSaved
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 519

                          #27
                          Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                          I'm just hoping she doesn'tmake the mistake of ejaculating the first thing that comes to her lips. She needs to give heed to our advises and only choose the correct answers, not just the first ones. ALso, she should be aware that "Julio" (?) will definitely be watching her breaths through all this. I know i would.
                          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                          • HTannor
                            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2612

                            #28
                            Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                            My two law clerks, Dolly and Dotty, the Dingle sisters, are constantly striving to improve their lots in life.

                            They regularly come in come to my chambers to practice their oral skills and I have become quite adept in working with them and consider myself somewhat of an expert in judging orals.

                            Such a pity, Maria, that you are so far away or I would gladly offer my services to assist you.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2193

                              #29
                              Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                              My two law clerks, Dolly and Dotty, the Dingle sisters, are constantly striving to improve their lots in life.

                              They regularly come in come to my chambers to practice their oral skills and I have become quite adept in working with them and consider myself somewhat of an expert in judging orals.

                              Such a pity, Maria, that you are so far away or I would gladly offer my services to assist you.
                              A fine public service there Judge Tannor.

                              (So you think María's going to fail then, right?)

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                              • HTannor
                                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 2612

                                #30
                                Re: Prayers Please! I'M DOING ORAL this week - my first time.

                                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post

                                (So you think María's going to fail then, right?)
                                not at all, i'm merely offering my advice that practicing one's skills at oral can only result in a stellar performance when the need arises.
                                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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