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I have been recently informed by sister tahita, that there is a possibility that my keyboard is posessed by a demon. What should I do to get rid of this demon? Maybe this is the reason i've been saying so many bad things about jesus.
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Hallelujah! I shall pray for your keyboard but if you're saying bad things about Jeesus, I think you better get Mike Huckabee to do an exorcism on you too just like he did on Britney...
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"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." – Pat Robertson
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Re: Please pray for my keyboard!
A Loving Donation to your Favorite Baptist Church can work.
Or if you send your home address to one of our Pastors I'm sure for a small fee they can come around and give you a good Ministering (Your Keyboard too).
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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So I give money to god, god kicks the demon out of my keyboard?When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.Comment
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While you are here please capitalize the word God.Originally posted by handofgod View Post
It's not quite as simple as that.
God doesn't really need money himself.
However, as a for-instance, Money that is Donated to our Church goes to assist our Pastors to spread HIS Holy word all around the World.
Lear Jets don't grow on Trees you know.
He may or may not get around to your Keyboard, but usually a Pastor will oblige.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Please pray for my keyboard!
Sister Talitha,
I am sure you meant to say Gulfstreams (at least a G-IV) don't grow on trees. Lear jets are sooooooooooooooooo Jim and Tammy.If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.
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Re: Please pray for my keyboard!
So true Sister.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
But I suspect that after tithing, JESUS would want this character to have at least cut (his or her) fingers off for spreading all this filth through that keyboard.
Salvation is not easily bought.
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Don't worry, yesterday I allmost broke my toe with judo.When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.Comment
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I think that God is trying to tell you something.Originally posted by handofgod View Post
Give up these Jap games NOW!
Grappling at other Men dressed only in your Jim-Jams will only see you ending up in Hell.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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