Please Pray for My COMPUTER!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I think I've downloaded a demon from a cooking site!

I clicked on it to find a pound cake recipe and the next thing I know HELLyween cakes and candies are plastered all over my computer screen! I think a demon jumped into my computer!

It has not been the same since! I'm also getting emails about new demonic HELLYween recipes right in my EMAIL. CAN THEY READ MY MIND?!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for My COMPUTER!

Do what my wife does. Use a book with recipes. Women should not be on the Internet anyway, their minds aren't made for handling it.

[HTannor]

Re: Please Pray for My COMPUTER!

Please don't be so harsh, Brother Cranky, she has a demon and it needs to be exorcized.

Driving by Miss Daisy's is on the top of my list for good deeds this evening. I'm thinking that my skills at going deep into her unit will leave her with a smile on her face. I can just taste the pie she will serve up.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please Pray for My COMPUTER!

I think I've downloaded a demon from a cooking site!

I clicked on it to find a pound cake recipe and the next thing I know HELLyween cakes and candies are plastered all over my computer screen! I think a demon jumped into my computer!

It has not been the same since! I'm also getting emails about new demonic HELLYween recipes right in my EMAIL. CAN THEY READ MY MIND?!

You have to be very, very careful how you use search terms on the internets.

For all I know "pound cake" is some LIEberal code word for sexual acts with a child, and a search on it might inadvertently direct you to a democratic/satanic website that is chock-full of viruses and such.

One of my kids plays trombone, and he had not taken very good care of it and some surface oxidation was the result. You don't even want to KNOW the things I saw when I did a search on how to fix that.



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Please Pray for My COMPUTER!

Just to be safe, I think you should toss it in the lake, Sister. Monitor, mouse, keyboard and all. I know it's what I would do.

And if you still have any of those filthy kittens stomping around the yard, it would also make a fine anchor for the burlap sack. Demons and pests gone in one hurl off the dock.

As for the cooking, not to fret. I'll have Mrs. Porter drop off her most cherished cookbook tonight.

Based on a biblical and historical study of what Jesus ate, as well as scientific research on why these particular foods are ideal for healthy living, What Would Jesus Eat? is the ultimate program for eating well in the twenty-first century. Now, this companion cookbook helps readers to creatively and practically incorporate these foods into their own diets.

These easy-to-follow recipes are designed to help the reader prepare foods commonly eaten during the time of Christ in a way that will satisfy modern-day palates. Dishes feature fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, legumes, fish, olive oil, and more. This unique cookbook is ideal for anyone desiring to safely lose weight or simply eat healthier.

In Christ