[Don the Baptist]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

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Originally Posted by Seeker
Our Father, Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory, forever and ever.* Amen.

*: Why does everyone forget that part?

*: Why does everyone forget that part?

The Lords Prayer appears twice in the blessed KJV bible Matthew 6:9-13 and Luke 11:2-4, only the Matthew version includes this last part about thine kingdom and power. Jesus Loves You!

[JennyD]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

Brother, I hear what you are saying. But can't we make her an ex-Belgiummer, like I soon will be?

Only she can make herself an ex-Belgiummer.

However, she seems intent on making herself an ash-hoe instead.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

Perhaps not a good time to bring this up again, but she has only got three days left.

Perhaps we can all channel our energy through this lost soul?



Amen.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

Friends,

On my never ending searches for picturespeople to save, I stumbled upon this blog.

This confused girl, who ran for office last year in the fictional country of Belgium, is going to commit suicide, and has decided to comment on the proces in her 90 day blog.

I feel it is our duty to try and bring her closer to Baby Jesus, and I hope that our prayers will make her see the errors of her way.

I hope you will join me in prayer, as this harlot has only 79 days left before she meets Satan and his barbed front-bottom.

AMEN!

YIC

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It now turns out that the whole thing was an elaborate hoax. Shocking!! Typical person pretending to suicide, just an attention seeking sinner.

Her excuse is that she was making a statement that suicide is wrong.

The whole thing has as much validity as savetoby.com. That's when some sinners were holding a rabbit to ransom unless people on the internet paid up some serious cash. Basically, pay up or the rabbit gets eaten.

Are these people sent to try True Christians? It's a real shame the knife didn't slip, then she could have really burned in hell for this immortal sin.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

Could the real reason she did not top herself is that she lost her nerve at the last minute and then pretended to be on a social crusade?

She certainly did not find Jesus as there was is no mention of Him anywhere in her blatherings.

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Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

You are right Brother Herr, I found out a few days ago, but I was too ashamed to mention it here.

I was had.

I HATE IT when people play pretend games on the internets. I mean, how was I to know she was not an emo gothic hippy wiccan ready to slash herself at the drop of a head? How was I to know the whole thing was a stupid cry for attention from other emos? Why would ANYONE spend so much time pretending to be something they are not?

I hereby apologize to my good Brothers and Sisters on Landover, and rest assured I feel pretty humbled, gullible, and stupid right now.

Sorry folks.

I'll now click on your link to find out how we can save that poor rabbit. Amen.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

You have my understanding Brother W-O.

Your True Christian concern stands in credit of you.

There are so many sinners and evil doers out there. We really do walk the narrow path.

Tania the Harlot is a "harlot". She is getting what is coming to her in the fiery lakes of hell.

Be at peace brother.

P.S. we can't rule out her intentions to top herself were sincere. She probably lacked the courage to carry out her convictions and then made up these lies as to not lose face.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

You are right Brother Herr, I found out a few days ago, but I was too ashamed to mention it here.

I was had.

I HATE IT when people play pretend games on the internets. I mean, how was I to know she was not an emo gothic hippy wiccan ready to slash herself at the drop of a head? How was I to know the whole thing was a stupid cry for attention from other emos? Why would ANYONE spend so much time pretending to be something they are not?

I hereby apologize to my good Brothers and Sisters on Landover, and rest assured I feel pretty humbled, gullible, and stupid right now.

Sorry folks.

I'll now click on your link to find out how we can save that poor rabbit. Amen.

You IDIOT! Did you know that we commissioned Brother Chick to produce a special customized Chick Tract JUST FOR TANIA!?

This is coming out of your stipend, mister.

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Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

Mieuw!

I am sorry Pastor, I truly am. You are right to be mad.
I'll even pay an intrest rate on the wasted Chick Tract money.
I think I'll better retreat for a few days and truly repent my stupidity.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Let us pray for Tania the harlot.

The whole thing has as much validity as savetoby.com. That's when some sinners were holding a rabbit to ransom unless people on the internet paid up some serious cash. Basically, pay up or the rabbit gets eaten.

I'd pay them TO KILL AND COOK THE DAMNED THING so that I could eat it, but who ever heard of going to a restaurant and paying to not be feed?

What other purpose does a rabbit serve other than as a meal? They don't produce so many offspring for any other reason I can fathom.

Leviticus 11: 2-6 states, "Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth. Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat. Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you."

But then again, it also says in verse 7, "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you."

And I've seen you folks eating pork ribs.

For Mark 7:15-19 says, "There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man. If any man have ears to hear, let him hear. And when he was entered into the house from the people, his disciples asked him concerning the parable. And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?"

And Acts 10:11-16 states, "And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common. This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven."