Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

[Remy Lebeau]

Having settled some legal issues and averting some possible jail time, thanks to my joo lawyers, I have a lot more free time to read and post on God's favorite place on the internets.

It has come to my attention that the horrendously racist and pro-Nazi Satan worshipper, Dances with Joy has returned to this most Holy of Forums to persecute True Christians™ once more. Instead of starting off with a heavy dose of rebukes and condemnations I would like to pray for this poor dark troubled soul.

For a taste of Dances with Joy's racist tirades read through this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...8243#post78243

I thwarted her Nazi white power rhetoric in the end and sent her flying home to Transylvania or wherever she comes from. Now she is back and the devil is still in her.

Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Dear Lord,

Help this confused Satan-worshipping feminazi witch find it in her small simple minded female head to forsake her dark master and repent of her ungodly sins. Save her, dear Lord, from her life of baby eating, female-on-male strap-on debauchery, dog blood drinking, forest orgies with the he-goat, racial prejudice, man-hating, and menstrual fluid consumption. Lord, please strike down her limp wrist, effeminate, sodomy loving, pillow biter, feminazi-enabler of a spouse so that she can seek your forgiveness without the constant reinforcement of her bulldykian ways brought on by his weak and girlie countenance. Please Lord, make her lose her job, all her savings, her home, all her coven sisters, be disowned by her family, and come under bad health so that she might be humbled and turn to you with great fervor for we don't want her to hold out too long least you kill her and drop kick her straight to Eternal Hellfire before she has time to turn her life around and be Saved™. We pray for this, Lord, out of genuine True Christian™ love and caring for this poor wretched waste of a soul.

In Jesus Name, AMEN.

[Roberta]

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"I have dated white men, black men, middle Eastern men, and Hispanic men." Dancer

And somewhere she said they generally slept over. I guess a jew, or perhaps Hiroshi, will be next.

Give up, Remy! Dancer's lust for tallywhackers of all shapes and sizes will not end until she suffers the biggest barbed one of all!

May she Roast in Pieces.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"I have dated white men, black men, middle Eastern men, and Hispanic men." Dancer

And somewhere she said they generally slept over. I guess a jew, or perhaps Hiroshi, will be next.

Give up, Remy! Dancer's lust for tallywhackers of all shapes and sizes will not end until she suffers the biggest barbed one of all!

May she Roast in Pieces.

A more unnecessary comment I cannot imagine.

I have spent many hours praying for DWJ to accept Christ and stop being a feminazi racist, but the demons possessing her are strong. I have said it before and I'll say it again: what she needs is a Godly husband to beat her senseless each and every day, as God commands.

Her current pimp is a limp-wristed nancyboy who lets HER wear the pants in the family. She claims to actually be married to the fruit, but as it wasn't a Christian ceremony, Jesus does not recognize such blasphemy.

[Roberta]

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Perhaps her prayers were heard!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Perhaps her prayers were heard!

Is it just me or does this buxom wench seem to have an obsession with the little, and I mean little, yellow slant, Hitmonchan? Maybe she needs somebody to pray for her as well.

[SUV]

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Praise Jesus you are okay, Brother Remy

You were gone so long I was Afraid you might have fallen in with a gang of neegroes, or something

[Betty Lambskin]

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what she needs is a Godly husband to beat her senseless each and every day, as God commands.

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DWJ I'd like to invite you to do as P.E. advises! I get a good beating upside my pretty head each and every day, sometimes twice. I've done it on the communion table, in the baptismal, the church nursery, in the pastor's private quarters...I don't think there's one place in God's hOLY Church I haven't been banged with the word of the Lord. Any righteous pastor or deacon can oblige in this matter, so long as he is truly a Big Man of God and you can submit to your rightful place, splayed prostrate in silent, sweating, Christ-like submission.

Look how well it's worked for me.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Brother Remy, that was the most compassionate and loving prayer for the salvation of an undeserving heathen soul I have ever read. It brought tears of joy to the cynical old eyes of this Christian man.

The heathens, the idolaters, the superstitious, the followers of Ba'al or Satan or Obama or atheism, shall NEVER triumph. They are fighting a losing battle. Christ Jesus shall defeat them and they shall go as goats to the burning, whilst we shall ascend as lambs to meet our Savior.

It is the personal tragedy of DancesWithJoy if she spits in the face of Christ and ignores His great message of mercy and love and salvation.

We must recognize the greatness of soul it takes for a man such as Brother Remy to spend his valuable time praying for an undeserving, obstinate, perverse-minded sinner like DancesWithJoy. Praise the Lord, for His holiness manifests itself again and again on our forum!

~~ OEJ

[Remy Lebeau]

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Praise Jesus you are okay, Brother Remy

You were gone so long I was Afraid you might have fallen in with a gang of neegroes, or something

I did, in a manner of speaking, fall in with a gang of negroes... make that remnant negroidials. I was over in Africa relocating those dangerous wolves in pitbull clothing. And now their "famblies" think they can put me behind bars and get a monetary payoff. Typical nigra trying to get money they haven't earned. Those boys came on board that boat of their own free will and once we sailed out from the Mississipi and crossed into international waters their rights flew right out the door. Besides, there is no paper trail and no evidence that their missing relatives were the people I transplanted to Africa anyhow. Furthermore, there is no proof that they didn't, in the end, agree to go back to "Da Muda Lan" and embrace their wild instincts. My lawyers tell me I have nothing to wory about. At least being a rich white male still counts for something these days.

So, how have you been, Sister Sue?

[SUV]

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So, how have you been, Sister Sue?

I have been Righteous, Brother; at least I've still got Dora Denkins beat

I imagine as soon as those neegroes were on the boat they broke into song, and I do Trust it was entertaining - as their musical 'talents' are primitive, even long before 'rap':

Day-O

by Harry Belafonte 1957, based on a Jamaican folk song

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wan' go home
Work all night on a drink a'rum
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Stack banana till thee morning come
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
he say day, he say day
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Hide thee deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
he say day, he say day
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Words and Music by Harry Belafonte, Lord Burgess, and Bill Attaway

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

Having settled some legal issues and averting some possible jail time, thanks to my joo lawyers, I have a lot more free time to read and post on God's favorite place on the internets.

It has come to my attention that the horrendously racist and pro-Nazi Satan worshipper, Dances with Joy has returned to this most Holy of Forums to persecute True Christians™ once more. Instead of starting off with a heavy dose of rebukes and condemnations I would like to pray for this poor dark troubled soul.

For a taste of Dances with Joy's racist tirades read through this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...8243#post78243

I thwarted her Nazi white power rhetoric in the end and sent her flying home to Transylvania or wherever she comes from. Now she is back and the devil is still in her.

Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Dear Lord,

Help this confused Satan-worshipping feminazi witch find it in her small simple minded female head to forsake her dark master and repent of her ungodly sins. Save her, dear Lord, from her life of baby eating, female-on-male strap-on debauchery, dog blood drinking, forest orgies with the he-goat, racial prejudice, man-hating, and menstrual fluid consumption. Lord, please strike down her limp wrist, effeminate, sodomy loving, pillow biter, feminazi-enabler of a spouse so that she can seek your forgiveness without the constant reinforcement of her bulldykian ways brought on by his weak and girlie countenance. Please Lord, make her lose her job, all her savings, her home, all her coven sisters, be disowned by her family, and come under bad health so that she might be humbled and turn to you with great fervor for we don't want her to hold out too long least you kill her and drop kick her straight to Eternal Hellfire before she has time to turn her life around and be Saved™. We pray for this, Lord, out of genuine True Christian™ love and caring for this poor wretched waste of a soul.

In Jesus Name, AMEN.

Pray away, for all the good it will do you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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DWJ I'd like to invite you to do as P.E. advises! I get a good beating upside my pretty head each and every day, sometimes twice. I've done it on the communion table, in the baptismal, the church nursery, in the pastor's private quarters...I don't think there's one place in God's hOLY Church I haven't been banged with the word of the Lord. Any righteous pastor or deacon can oblige in this matter, so long as he is truly a Big Man of God and you can submit to your rightful place, splayed prostrate in silent, sweating, Christ-like submission.

Look how well it's worked for me.

No way will I ever allow myself to be beaten. And I don't do submission.

[Remy Lebeau]

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No way will I ever allow myself to be beaten. And I don't do submission.

Is your "husband"(and I use the term lightly) such an effeminate sissy that he couldn't overpower you and put you in your place even if he tried? Does he wear womens underwear, cook, clean, and shave his armpits as well?

Your brazen feminazism will not save you from submitting to Satan's engorged, hydraulic powered, 18 inch, serrated tallywhacker with attachable razor blades, optional 5000 degree Celsius heat emitter, and high velocity acidic spunk action. We only want what is best for you. Why do you spit in the face of Baby Jesus?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Is your "husband"(and I use the term lightly) such an effeminate sissy that he couldn't overpower you and put you in your place even if he tried?

Real men don't need violence.

Does he wear womens underwear, cook, clean, and shave his armpits as well?

He doesn't wear my underwear, nor does he shave his body hair. He and I share the cooking and cleaning.

Your brazen feminazism will not save you from submitting to Satan's engorged, hydraulic powered, 18 inch, serrated tallywhacker with attachable razor blades, optional 5000 degree Celsius heat emitter, and high velocity acidic spunk action.

Why are you so obsessed with Satan's private parts?

We only want what is best for you. Why do you spit in the face of Baby Jesus?

I odn't spit in anyone's face. Spitting is nasty. And Jesus has been dead for over 2000 years now.

[Nobar King]

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Spitting is nasty.

Don't you know that spit is the only lubricant that Jesus approves of using during intercourse?