[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

Don't you know that spit is the only lubricant that Jesus approves of using during intercourse?

Why no. I didn't know...what about lamp-oil?

[Nobar King]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

Oils are not to be mixed with latex... that breaks down the protective barrier. A man could catch the clap!! Never use butter or cooking oil.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

Oils are not to be mixed with latex... that breaks down the protective barrier. A man could catch the clap!! Never use butter or cooking oil.

Latex? I thought TC's didn't use condoms.

[Nobar King]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

Latex? I thought TC's didn't use condoms.

Thats CATHOLICS, joyless, who don't use condoms. Christians are allowed to use condoms. Married couples sometimes need to have sex, but may not be able to accomodate more children. Condoms are not 100% effective, so maybe doubling up would be safer.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

Thats CATHOLICS, joyless, who don't use condoms. Christians are allowed to use condoms. Married couples sometimes need to have sex, but may not be able to accomodate more children. Condoms are not 100% effective, so maybe doubling up would be safer.

So you're NOT a TC. TC's insist that sex is ONLY for making little Christian soldiers, and that using condoms or other forms of birth control is sperm murder.

[Nobar King]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

I think you are misreading your sources, or confusing Catholic with Christian. Maybe you should do a little research (use google) and learn about Christian Family Planning. Abstinience is preferred for unmarried couples, but married couples are allowed to enjoy the intimacy of love. Some members here may be more conservative than others, or maybe they just don't want to discuss things they consider private.

So you still think spit is nasty? My imagination leads me to believe that your 'husband' is not getting the full potential of the enjoyment of the marital union that you two share. Don't make me go into detail.

[Talitha]

Re: Let us Pray for Dances with Joy

My Departed Husband who was a heavy Smoker had the most wonderful Spit you could ever wish to use for Lubrication.
You can keep all of your Over-the-counter Lubes. Spit is Best!!